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I used to make silly videos but someone told me they were shit and I was a failure. So, I stopped. Because who needs that in their life? @andytoots.bsky.social sublimeclipclops.com England, United Kingdom Joined December 2010-
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A quick nature wee and then back on the campaign trail.
Reform party doorman checking IDs on the door to make sure that no one under 70 slips in. These people are not the future of this country.
“What a time to be alive…” said the grateful member of the public, shortly after being revived following a near-fatal cardiac episode.
Why the fuck have they introduced that Australian wombat in the Compare The Market adverts?
Her spare bedroom must be floor to ceiling with copies of the fucking thing.
Her spare bedroom must be floor to ceiling with copies of the fucking thing.
'For the Log of Dogs'
Player power bullshit. Sit in your seat, put your headphones on, find a film to watch, and fuck off on your flight. Entitled prick.
Player power bullshit. Sit in your seat, put your headphones on, find a film to watch, and fuck off on your flight. Entitled prick.
Mate, shut the fuck up. Go and have a look at yourself in the mirror. You look like you’re dressed up to do the morning shift at a children’s play village.
But the fucking slowest PM ever to call a General Election.
But the fucking slowest PM ever to call a General Election.
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@a_toots I'm with you Rish. Providing that plan is a general election
Thank you @LeeAndersonMP_ Your video talks about how proud you are of the industrial revolution... and then you illustrate it with a picture of a Model T Ford production line... ....in Detroit, Michigan, USA. Always good to have new material.
@Bens93227661 @a_toots @carmeleustace You are, I’m sure, an absolute member.
after about 25 years of research I've come to the conclusion that, yes, the internet IS full of weirdos.
Setting aside the fact the only time non-white people appear in this video, which has more dog whistles than Crufts, is when he’s talking in negative terms - what’s notable is that he *really* sounds like Jimmy Saville.
@KLloyd30053821 @a_toots Were Terry and June responsible for a population explosion?
taking a really taking a really problematic shit problematic shit in winter. in summer.
After the meeting, the crowd reminisced with each other about where they were when they heard Disraeli had died.
@a_toots Might come in handy for the next loo roll shortage 😂