Andy Parmo @Andy_Parmo
Groovy cat. Gentleman. Scholar. Acrobat. MD ANT. 🥪 Geordie in Middlesbrough Joined December 2012-
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Yeah smash it down hun there's no need for it to be there then you could have a nice big waldrode. 😏
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Good work Brighton Sausage Company
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Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
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Quite the image from Teesworks! ✅ Great jobs for local people. ✅ The UK’s most successful Freeport. ✅ Biggest regeneration project in the country. ✅ Helping Britain lead the way with amazing technologies. ✅ A better future for our area. ❌ Labour have no plan. #BackBen
@DanKaszeta Such a waterfall question, where's your agility man.
@uxorious_cosine @SmaragdinaVisio @DanKaszeta I do respect the hustle of “pay me 6 figures to herd these nerds”
Just a Tory MP joyously celebrating - advertising even - the catastrophic drop in migrant health and care workers. Two sectors which, combined, have over half a million vacancies. A perfect example of the profound and incurable idiocy of bigotry.
Recent changes are cutting migration quite a lot and the country has not in fact exploded.
Oh! Is Sir Simon Clarke being disingenuous again? Lifting other peoples tweets to pretend he’s in Redcar, to deny a marine die-off which took place in Hartlepool. Teesside Tories are unravelling.
@SimonClarkeMP How do you know? You literally lifted a photo that could have been taken at any point, from this tweet. x.com/echonickg/stat…
@slinkydoodle @SimonClarkeMP Naughty Stilts.
Guess what I was watching on the treadmill
Look at this lad. #UNIT
Fuck me the Susan Hall supporting, London hating clowns are out in force today. Roll on Friday so they can all fade back into their well deserved obscurity.
@FrauForelle #Facebooknews @Andy_Parmo what ever should she do? 🤔
@FrauForelle I love how they seem to imagine it was just put there for no reason, like that would be a design feature
Where are the comedians? Wait. You’re not seriously suggesting Andrew Doyle is a comedian?! 😂
Comedy Unleashed is coming to Manchester! Thursday 6th June at @impossible_mcr With @andrewdoyle_com @francisjfoster @GussieGrips & @joshxhowie Details & tickets 👉 fatso.ma/ZMXh
That’s just the sort of thing a bin WOULD say.
@Scientits There was a lad on Reddit who didn’t know that guys could put the toilet seat down to poo, he thought it was only for women and had been sitting on the rim all his life
May is proper lovely isn’t it, two bank holidays, everything blooming and blossoming, light evenings, not furiously hot, just gurt lush really 🥹🩵🩷
@MJowen174 This pic comes round fairly regularly, and makes me hungry each time I see it
I’d destroy this lot - and at the bottom, evidence of the mythical Bar Six.
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