Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus
Influencer, magician, totally real. I only want 12 followers. Ricky Gervais fan, don't tell Dad. Amen! Inside you Joined December 2012-
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I like dick what’s your point?
Wait there!
My orgies are the best
Big shout out to Michael from London who just thanked me because he thought he had missed his train, but actually it was running 9 minutes late so he easily made it Anytime Micky lad! It’s what I do bro
Can the next person who dies bring up some tea bags
If anyone ever tells you I talked to them, tell them you talked to me and I told you to tell them I wasn't talking to them and they're idiots
To all those telling me this account is a sin Don't worry about it, I plan on forgiving myself later
Tell Paul I will call him at 4 John 3:16
Most of your prayers will be answered if you actually just ate less
Mark 3:11 John 3:10 Luke 3:09 Tiny fellas but good lads
Remember yesterday when I was dead #goodtimes
Just got home Trying to explain to the Mrs that I’ve been dead since Friday is not going down well
Retweet this and your team will win this weekend even if they played yesterday
Most people who died on Friday are still dead!
Just noticed the holes in my hands What am i like
I should really write a book about all this Will be hilarious
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@ThatBloke_Jesus I hope she feels better. 🤷♀️
@ThatBloke_Jesus Ffs… how many people are you trying to give a heart attack to??? 😂😂😂😊
@ThatBloke_Jesus I need some yard work done at the house. Will you be at your regular spot at the Home Depot next Tuesday?
@ThatBloke_Jesus Nailed to a crucifix? Shake it off, mate.
@chellemyra @ThatBloke_Jesus @BarrysTeaTweets Blocked and reported 🤣 although I really drink any, even the SuperValu brand 🤣
@ThatBloke_Jesus Do you want a kettle as well. As they only microwave tea in hell.
@ThatBloke_Jesus Can’t you just turn some water into tea ffs 🙄
@ThatBloke_Jesus For heaven’s sake - haven’t you got Amazon prime?
@ThatBloke_Jesus Considering how I'm feeling with this medical treatment, I guess is me. Something else?
@ThatBloke_Jesus A shame the water into wine thing doesn't work with tea.
@ThatBloke_Jesus Sounds so British.. Aren't you from Nazareth?
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