Ed @eddo75
Trying not to turn into my Dad who bumped into Fatima Whitbread in a lift once and said ‘Hello, Tessa’ Joined November 2010-
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Up there with ‘Yeah he was in jail for thirty four years but honestly he was one of the cleverest people I knew’
Up there with ‘Yeah he was in jail for thirty four years but honestly he was one of the cleverest people I knew’
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Roy Keane: ‘Look, he’s creating worlds, forming communities and attacking other villages…but…is that not what he’s paid to do? I mean come on’
Roy Keane: ‘Look, he’s creating worlds, forming communities and attacking other villages…but…is that not what he’s paid to do? I mean come on’
‘Suspect was last seen playing Wii Tennis’
‘Suspect was last seen playing Wii Tennis’
I’m no expert but he’s probably better using a bat
I’m no expert but he’s probably better using a bat
‘Police are looking for a man who’s fringe looks my socks when I hang them over the radiator’
‘Police are looking for a man who’s fringe looks my socks when I hang them over the radiator’
I swear these headliners are getting worse each year
Won my first roast battle tonight. Twatted him over the head with a jar of mint sauce
The cat just walked in dressed like an Elf I think it’s gone Ferrell
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Me: ‘Work tomorrow…I’m off to bed’ Film 4: ‘Are you fuck. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom just started’
Home & Bargain FC playing in the National Cup Final today. Really hope the manager is a cardboard cutout, watching from the sidelines with his arms folded
Set my alarm for nothing
Set my alarm for nothing
Sunday Brunch on channel 4 in an hour if anyone else wants to watch Sue Perkins eat a mouthful of sea bass, say ‘that’s lovely’ and then leave the rest
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man in cafe who wants everyone to know he’s a singer-songwriter
Van Barneveld has paid thousands for a hair transplant there and he looks like someone’s sprinkled pubes on a boiled egg
Michael Stipe’s first morning doing sign language for the BBC if anyones watching. That’s him in the corner
100,000 asylum seekers currently in Limbo? Aren’t we already bending over backwards for these people 😡😡🤬
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Craig Deeley 🇪🇺.. @craiguito
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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy
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17K Followers 447 Following If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.
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33K Followers 1K Following The paperback edition of ‘Anti Social’ is out now. Buy it, why don’t you?
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anon_opin 😡🗯 @anon_opin
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2K Followers 1K Following ‘Every room in my house is full of shit I could not live without’
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Top work from Special Branch
BREAKING: Two men charged over felling of Sycamore Gap tree Read more🔗 news.sky.com/story/two-men-…
@DarrenWalshPuns I've got a Dog called Morse. He's a Dot Dot Dash-Hound
Q) Which dog is the best at hyphenating? A) The dash hound
@eddo75 The headline had me stumped to be honest
Held a chess tournament on a camping trip. The competition was in tents.
@eddo75 you say that but just wait until short fine leg gets an arrow to the head as he’s about to catch someone out. genius
I thought this was Peter Shilton at first and now I’m thinking what other football types would be good for a Seinfeld remake. Martin Keown as Kramer? Wayne Rooney as George….
If Shaun isnt reunited with his dog by tomorrow I have a 24 Hour Parted Beagle joke ready to go.
. 🆘🆘 EMERGENCY 🆘🆘 . Our family dog Malcolm the Beagle has gone missing today on B29 air crash site in Old Glossop in Derbyshire. . Any sightings or information please let us know ASAP. . Thank you!! . #Missingdog #Lostdog #Dogs #Beagles #OldGlossop #Derbyshire
Had a massive row with my gf and now she won't talk to me. She's currently hiding in her bowl, just behind the little castle.
The Real Alpha Podcast - Travel Ep
@eddo75 Jellyfish Apocalypse - that’s the new band name sorted.
Share the first paragraph from your book/wip to gain some reader interest ✨
share the first paragraph from your book/wip to gain some reader interest ✨
Class of Liverpool to arrange a joint press conference with Klopp welcoming Slot 👏🏽
Are they sure the system isn’t just playing up?
@eddo75 Well they had to find him a new gig after he left Songs of Praise
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