Sam Whyte @SamWhyte
Writer. Liability. Delight. Sexual swear words are those of my employers. she/her https://t.co/Bz9FQVjCy3 bigmickenergy.com Joined February 2009-
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"you will never find another player who truly bleeds the club they play for as much as Jamie Vardy" true (derogatory)
My phone unlocks with my fingerprint, which means if someone wants to steal my phone they also have to steal my severed middle finger.
Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew
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12K Followers 1K Following Glaswegian person. Stand up comedian who totally pulls off the Bowling Club mod look on stage Header by @fitbatweetsKelly Welles @kellywe.. @kelly_welles
9K Followers 2K Following Writer. Football obsessive. Psych student. Read my tremendous novels 'The Fear' https://t.co/j8X9hMBXwj and 'If I Were You'. https://t.co/htrTWLErMX She/her.Tits McGee @Scientits
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0 Followers 40 FollowingNick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew
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606 Followers 835 Following Independent producer, beatmaker and foot-tapper. Like what I do? Please support: https://t.co/3hrMVdTS6M HERE: https://t.co/NqHPVSYUJJNew op ed for Metro metro.co.uk/2024/04/30/lau…
“I will give the bulk of my sum to charity, focusing on issues I know are close to Laurence’s heart – trans rights, racial equity, refugee advocacy and Palestinian solidarity to name a few. …
New op ed for Metro metro.co.uk/2024/04/30/lau…
My *full* quote, as I’ve been asked for more context Also a summary of the @TheBMA report I believe we train some of the best, safest, most holistic, & insightful doctors in the world - increasingly I fear it will be the rest of the world that benefits from us #medtwitter
Anger as record number of NHS doctors quit for Australia pay boost mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/a…
This is him here. He works for the Chenoweth Trust where he is "a much loved member of our team" and "responsible for organising over 100 foodbanks across the south-east." Perhaps our supporters should contact his employer to let them know what he gets up to at the weekend. #SRFC
(apparently Surrey CC *did* leave Kingston after all but fierce debate still rages in my mentions)
@harrisonjbrock 😭😭 flopped so bad they closed it after a year, then briefly opened the saddest winter-wonderland ever before O2 bought it 5 years later. I am aghast
@and_rew_thom My mate's dad made the giant boy 😊
The years may pass but the memories remain. There is no room for homophobia; there is no room for terrorised communities. 🕯️ We will never forget - only pay our respects with pride.
Just checked and yep I pay almost twice as much in tax as I get in PIP, when it was DLA I had a lifetime award which no longer exists even if they know damn well your condition isn’t curable and even if I didn’t work starving disabled people to death is just fucking wrong
okay this description is making me see red you can’t get PIP for self-describing because no matter what you self-describe the assessor will simply say ‘well i didn’t see evidence of this so i don’t think so’, even in the face of overwhelming medical evidence ask me how i know
@SarahMarieOB I sense a theme of pushing the idea that people are given PIP based on "self declaration" as a way to suggest you can't trust ppl are being truthful. Ignoring the fact that it's not possible to get awarded pip without a stack of medical evidence big enough to anchor a ship 🙃
“Gay wasn’t used as a slur because it was on protest signs” says someone trying to argue “queer” is a slur. 🥴🥴🥴
"Gay people used to hate being called gay it was a slur n stuff do ur research" 🥴 5 seconds of research:
@PublicBenjamin 32k is 26 net. Was he really spending less than £500 a month even without rent?
“What was your rent for 3 years? Oh”
...what? Huh.
@SamWhyte Now you've given away which finger they need to steal! I want to get a silicone mold of my phone unlocking digit, just for convenience/novelty.
Fundamentally this is why Poulantzas's approach is superior to Miliband. The cohesion of the capitalist state doesn't require individuals to be cohered in its prestigious institutions and by background, coherence is structural.
In fact, if @Keir_Starmer becomes the 58th PM of this country, he’ll be the FIRST to have completed an undergraduate degree at an English university that was not Oxford or Cambridge. Not sure whether that’s a “fancy that” or a moment in “breaking barriers to opportunity”.
@SamWhyte I am unable to post what I think should happen to these people and to anyone taking part in the assessment process