Public Benjamin @PublicBenjamin
Joined February 2009-
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“What was your rent for 3 years? Oh”
Jack’s matchplay/safety is so poor for someone at this level. #CazooWorldChampionship
Hoping that Right Said Fred need a defibrillator at some point soon. Not the weird guy who played guitar though. He escaped and is now marked as safe on Facebook.
What’s wonderful is that it is raining heavily again after a gap of what felt like hours.
Flexing to supporting Arsenal and City against Spurs so we can save 4th place.
In love with all the Royal health updates.
Some nerves at the Crucible this evening. JJ does look more resilient though. #CazooWorldChampionship
I rewatched Twin Peaks: The Return recently. It’s the sheer bleakness of it that stays with you.
Listening to Genesis (post Gabriel, but still with Hackett). And I’m drinking strong bitter. That’s living alright.
Might get so drunk that I buy Captain Tom’s house on Vinted.
when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am
Should have gone back in the TARDIS to before he did it. Sorted.
I reckon 20-30% of the country are regretful of being a coffee nation now, and imagining there’s no fish and chips.
"I'll be bark"
katie @pipterino
3K Followers 974 Following A loveable scatterbrain with the nicest lipstick in ManchesterfordHalo 🌱Ⓥ @EatMyHalo
7K Followers 2K Following Popped a rad lude and woke up here. she/her. #VeganForTheAnimals 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ same name on Bluesky and ThreadsMnrrntt @mnrrntt
9K Followers 1K Following A monkey hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time couldn’t come up with this crapHannah O'Hanrahahanra.. @buntyhoven
13K Followers 2K Following 'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)©ol @Bigshirtlesscol
7K Followers 736 Following I can type 300 wrods a minute. The Bollock Tyrant. Shockingly Mackem. Underrated account. 🏳️🌈 AllyHappy Dee-ster @PrincessMissDee
996 Followers 803 Following Life, it never die. Women are my favourite guy. Used to be on here but can’t remember who I followed. a wigwam in a teepee. she/her/princessBacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26
6K Followers 877 Following A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.peanut @AmyLeMesmer
2K Followers 553 Following the complexion of Alan Brazil and the heart of Dale Cooper - https://t.co/GOdH2WFRO3S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147
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8K Followers 1K Following Tend to RT things I find interesting, amusing, thought provoking or moving. RT ≠ endorsement. Where I do express an opinion, it is strictly my own.Graaayham @graaayham
39 Followers 310 Following Idiot, Joker, Overthinker. Wine Drinker. I ride and run so I don’t punch people. Mental Health championEmma C’s Place of W.. @EmmaChandbra
131 Followers 817 Following The beautiful @Emmac_xxx1 this country’s greatest spunk magnet posted daily, worshipping the beauty that is Emma.ps3 @ps3ps4ps5ps6ps7
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102 Followers 370 Following Music Production Label est 2024 Of original music exclusively of Chris Browne BrowneProject founder & singer-songwriter - https://t.co/572mgJ62aqFlickytwit @flickytwit
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175 Followers 549 Following Monumental dick, Drinker of Wine. Posting pictures and funny tweets and banter about the boner machine @roxee_xBella @Bella1277667
20 Followers 2K FollowingJohn Habila @john_habil87965
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110 Followers 847 Following dribble and nonsense!!!! old account (that was binned) Mzmalarkee anyone remembers me give me a follow ☺ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴏᴘ.. @Griff_est88
2K Followers 2K Following DIRECTOR / EDITOR RoboDoc: The Creation of RoboCop Hollywood Dreams & Nightmares | Robert Englund Pennywise | The Story of ITDave xrp Lion @Davexrplion7
4K Followers 417 Following The future for everyone who doesn't believe in God and themselves is here! #xrp #xlm 🎱 Dreams create reality!!! Wake up NEO! 🤌Dan from DPA Design @dpadesign2020
618 Followers 813 Following Art that's smart. Tweets that are less so, courtesy of known idiot @grumpygreyhead. Visit our shop on Redbubble, or commission us for something special!Daylan Hess @DaylanHess
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131 Followers 513 Following Roman Catholic, monkey Hanger, Irish blood English heart, Erasure. West Hartlepool, Liverpool and Belmullet County Mayo.Wayan soka @wayan_soka35798
5 Followers 23 FollowingFluff/Smooth @ttmfrwts
114 Followers 149 Followingᑭ🅰𝕣𝒶𝕓�.. @Parabellumesque
2K Followers 1K Following Fυ©ķ 𝓎๏𝕌, ⓘ 𝐰ⓄⓃ’t ᗪσ ᗯ𝓱𝕒Ť Ў𝐨𝐮 tᵉᒪⓁ 𝐌𝔼… Irredeemable sinner.Elon Musk @EMusk92425
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39 Followers 87 Following Decisive-ish. Midlands de l'Est, Angleterre. #LCFC #SpringsteenDaryll @mrdarylllewis
224 Followers 797 Following Gent - Documenting stuff i find interesting.. All opinions are usually stolen from somebody else.ella @ell222222
5 Followers 57 FollowingJuan Talvez @dreampopulist
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1K Followers 5K Following A&R | Artist Promotion 👉 https://t.co/79f9vMwypj 🎵 Music Promotion 🔥 Social Media MarketingRob Spear @Robbo1992x
45K Followers 20K Following Interesting retweets, comedy, films, TV, high-culture and low-life, US/UK politics/history 👌🇺🇸🇬🇧🇮🇱 #MOT Don’t let your memes remain dreams #MBGA #MAGAFatty edwards @EdwardsFatty
18 Followers 477 Following Fatty who likes music and Lego and stuff, lots of stuffJonathan Avis @YiAlwaysGetInTr
290 Followers 387 Following Must vote Sadiq Khan on May 2nd. I’m a CHARLTON fanRick Burin @rickbur1n
809 Followers 653 Following I write stuff. @Guardian @theipaper @SightSoundmag @empiremagazine. Press @royalalberthall. Fan of Lillian Gish. “Well, you gotta live, no matter what happens.”Chris Young @ChrisMYoungIFA
43 Followers 130 Following Financial Planner to driven and successful individuals. | Triathlete 🏊♂️ | Former Egg-Chaser 🏉 | Proud Dad 👨👧👧Karen @kazzydoodah
3K Followers 858 Following Music, books, films. Lurks when tired. Talks utter rubbish, dull and gets sidetracked really eas....Chris Allsop @Dionisio79
790 Followers 2K Following Freelance travel & food writer. Words in @timestravel, @telegraphtravel, @decanter, @culturecheese, @familytraveller and more.dogeye @Dogtrotdogeye
2K Followers 5K FollowingFlawedPlane @FlawedPlane
440 Followers 620 Following Do nothing lay about with a brain and too much time.moody,grumpy,funny and these days sober.Ordained Minister of The International Church Of Atheism.Mike Baker @HawkGold1
10K Followers 11K FollowingLogic Mirror 🐦 @RoderickMillar
1K Followers 5K Following Logic works in hindsight. Mirrors show you what you want to see.Lisa @Lisa_D_London
168 Followers 404 Followingkatie @pipterino
3K Followers 974 Following A loveable scatterbrain with the nicest lipstick in ManchesterfordHalo 🌱Ⓥ @EatMyHalo
7K Followers 2K Following Popped a rad lude and woke up here. she/her. #VeganForTheAnimals 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ same name on Bluesky and ThreadsMnrrntt @mnrrntt
9K Followers 1K Following A monkey hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time couldn’t come up with this crapHannah O'Hanrahahanra.. @buntyhoven
13K Followers 2K Following 'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)©ol @Bigshirtlesscol
7K Followers 736 Following I can type 300 wrods a minute. The Bollock Tyrant. Shockingly Mackem. Underrated account. 🏳️🌈 AllyHappy Dee-ster @PrincessMissDee
996 Followers 803 Following Life, it never die. Women are my favourite guy. Used to be on here but can’t remember who I followed. a wigwam in a teepee. she/her/princessBacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26
6K Followers 877 Following A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.peanut @AmyLeMesmer
2K Followers 553 Following the complexion of Alan Brazil and the heart of Dale Cooper - https://t.co/GOdH2WFRO3ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴏᴘ.. @Griff_est88
2K Followers 2K Following DIRECTOR / EDITOR RoboDoc: The Creation of RoboCop Hollywood Dreams & Nightmares | Robert Englund Pennywise | The Story of ITDan from DPA Design @dpadesign2020
618 Followers 813 Following Art that's smart. Tweets that are less so, courtesy of known idiot @grumpygreyhead. Visit our shop on Redbubble, or commission us for something special!Jacob Kotze @jacobkotze
41K Followers 51K Following Animal Advocacy: #AntiTrophyHunting #AntiHunting #AnimalExploitation #AnimalAbuse #LabAnimals #FarmAnimalPractises #AnimalsRights #AntiCruelty #AnimalNeglectShane Walters @ShaneDWalters
143K Followers 116K Following Editor:@RacingNewsCo | Minimalist | Introvert | Playing alone - I’m probably lost on a highway somewhere while trying to find the dirt track.Restoring Your Faith .. @HumanityChad
116K Followers 102 Following • I'm gonna show the world that Humanity still exists! :) • On a mission to restore your Faith in Humanity 🫡ᑭ🅰𝕣𝒶𝕓�.. @Parabellumesque
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114 Followers 149 FollowingLisa @Lisa_D_London
168 Followers 404 FollowingRick Burin @rickbur1n
809 Followers 653 Following I write stuff. @Guardian @theipaper @SightSoundmag @empiremagazine. Press @royalalberthall. Fan of Lillian Gish. “Well, you gotta live, no matter what happens.”Badger @Bertrom
18K Followers 13K Following In a past life, I was a film teacher, photographer, theatre director and film editor. Now a psychogeographer and Jungian explorer searching for my Anima.Simon @simon3862
1K Followers 1K Following spectacle-wearing, guitar-playing, spreadsheet-working, co-parenting, F1-supporting, film-loving, 50-something #NFFCNick Brown @NorthernMailman
2K Followers 2K Following “He speaks in your voice, Salfordian, and there’s a pie in his hand bought half-price from the Co-op.” Cricket, music, books, Everton. Also @bundesligabritDan C 🎈🌹 @JumpCutDan
1K Followers 3K Following TV Editor in London - from Barnsley, South Yorkshire. Boxing fan, Helium Network enthusiast and husband to @adamwyd He/HimKatherine H @katieheffe
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385 Followers 3K FollowingDale @Dalevich
756 Followers 904 Following I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter.Mawer @wooly61
2K Followers 5K Following I’m not responsible for this country’s shipwreck. If no one out there understands,start your own revolution and cut out the middle man. @wooly61.bsky.socialLondon Boys @LondonBoysMusic
61 Followers 75 Following Ultimate fan account for the great 80s and early 90s band London Boys. We will post pictures, videos and relive fan moments. Will never be forgotten!Harry Holt (Cicero of.. @HarryHolt1791
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14K Followers 8K Following Scottish lass, family, Celtic, Reo 45%er, still yes,mammy.Won’t stop fighting for indy,anti tory,Scottish, never british, anti right wing. ❤️🏴 FTT✊Lorna MacGillivray @Elemjay1
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15K Followers 15K Following Scottish freedom, can't stand the tories. Esperto di pizza, amante del calcio e padre di due bimbi meravigliosisophie @sophie46472077
9K Followers 7K Following (auto) #scottishrevolution #dissolvetheunion freedoms calling.#ClaimOfRight #salvoChild of Alba 🏴�.. @ChildOfAlba
21K Followers 17K Following Tweeting about what interests/amuses/annoys me. 🏴🏴🏴 Unsolicited DMs = instant unfollow.Porridge Drawers 🏴.. @AwTroon
11K Followers 6K Following I'm not a weak woman. I have some punch in my soul. International Scottish artist. DCM barer. SNP member 🏴 https://t.co/DbmiTs5UtXSovereign Warrior ⚔.. @SovereignBain
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20K Followers 15K Following #BriansForIndy #PoochesForIndy YES Scots, Wales, United Ireland #GTTO Staffy mum to Candy, but she passed March 3 2024 Fluent in typos Politically homelessTartan Astronaut for .. @MrsAstronaut
10K Followers 10K Following I want independence for Scotland. I love Rangers, NASA, astronomy, photography. I have six tattoos 🏴 🏴 100% Scottish. NO DMs🔭🔭🛰Julie @JulieChivers61
1K Followers 4K FollowingA proud day for our association awaits, as both our u11s boys and u11s girls have reached finals night at Goodison Park @Everton It promises to be a wonderful experience for the players! A huge thank you to our sponsors Wirrelec and Merseytravel for their continued support!
How much he misses Bill Hicks?
It’s great to hear Seinfeld speaking up about the current state of comedy and the Left. What would be Really Interesting is hearing what’s been on this dude’s mind for the last decade or so…
Remembering this day in 1993 when an old friend stepped into the breach at a really shit moment for me and took me to the pub for a few drinks. I’d just handed my son over to my suddenly ex-gf and was heartbroken. First big relationship of my life done. Kid gone. It’s a shit day.
Soooo, so sick of this sort of misleading crap. Every single time they have financial help from mum/dad. Every. Single. Time. And thus we can conclude that if you don't have that these days then you're screwed.
“What was your rent for 3 years? Oh”
It is surely impossible to listen to Linger without singing along loudly in the thickest Irish accent imaginable.
@matkinsj @PublicBenjamin Parents did the food shopping is my guess.
Wasn’t me
Officers investigating a report of attempted robbery in #Maidstone have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify. Read the full details here - kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
@matkinsj @PublicBenjamin He’ll be getting fed for free as well.
@PublicBenjamin Even without rent, did he never go out or have any fun?
@matkinsj @PublicBenjamin If he's living with his parents then he's probably also not paying for food, gas, electric, Netflix, broadband etc too. I'd say £500 a month disposable income is pretty good going, especially if you've got no kids.
Heading up to Sheffield soon. Back joining the @BBCSnooker team from tomorrow for this week now 🐶 is doing great😁
@PublicBenjamin That's why he will never win anything, unfortunately.
@PublicBenjamin I am very much with your mum on this one.
This weekend I have binge watched all the Dear John episodes from the 1980's. It has been like hanging out with old friends. Mrs Lemenski Kirk St Moritz Ralph and his motorcycle combination Hearing Louise asking if there have been any sexual problems. Those were good times
Who is the character you’re slowly turning into?
Just seen C4 have a Kevin Spacey doc coming soon