Mr Parsnip @ParsnipMr

Nonsense and escapism and frustration Joined August 2022

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Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart

2 years ago

I make $200k a year working from home, solving Captchas for malicious Chinese robots

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Mr Parsnip @ParsnipMr

2 years ago

Doesn't like ugly people or small accounts.

jojo77 @other_mrs

2 years ago

Doesn't like ugly people or small accounts.

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Fact @Fact

2 years ago

Well there you go

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Mr Parsnip @ParsnipMr

2 years ago

"Peeaaanuttts!"

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Anon Opin. @anon_opin

2 years ago

It's gone full Viz. Nice.

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Mr Parsnip @ParsnipMr

2 years ago

I like to imagine this is Eamonn Holmes doing the Heimlich in order to retrieve a USB containing his almost finished erotic novel.

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It's been restricted for 12 hours because I made a joke about a person throwing themselves out of a window when faced with a simple moral dilemma. I was also going to add the Chris Morris gif that often goes with it. FFS. Oh well. Early night then.

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Mr Parsnip @ParsnipMr

2 years ago

My accounts been restricted again. Oh what joy.

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Count Jim Moriarty @CountMoriarty

2 years ago

Round 5 of 8 in the World Cup of Random Things. This surely is going to be the tightest group yet?

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Mr Parsnip @ParsnipMr

2 years ago

There is of course only ONE Christmas record that we should be listening to... Jiiiimmmmm! Especially the last few seconds. youtu.be/e61uC-5s9VU?si…

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Mr Parsnip @ParsnipMr

2 years ago

Accidentally ate my boss

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Mr Parsnip @ParsnipMr

2 years ago

I'm actually huge in Bollywood

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Mr Parsnip @ParsnipMr

2 years ago

They need the money for an extra series of Mrs Brown's Boys...

Mark Urban @MarkUrban01

2 years ago

They need the money for an extra series of Mrs Brown's Boys...

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Mr Parsnip @ParsnipMr

2 years ago

Capes beat Geoff Capes AND capes with Geoff Capes in third.

Mr Parsnip @ParsnipMr

2 years ago

Capes beat Geoff Capes AND capes with Geoff Capes in third.

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Mr Parsnip @ParsnipMr

2 years ago

Sudden influx these last two days of a lot of those bikini bots. I've taken to reporting every single one of them in the hope that if we all do that it will annoy twitter hq and they'll pull their finger out though I suspect these are deliberate to target non blue tick members.