Lisa 🐈⬛ @GlitterMagpie_
Not a proper grownup 🐈⬛ 🐕🌿📚🍷🧙♀️ amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls… Scouser in Surrey Joined March 2009-
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Well there's a severe weather warning for thunder storms at the campsite were going to today so we've moved it back a day. Good news is we've packed everything apart from the food so can have a leisurely morning tomorrow before heading off.
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Someone is enjoying the spring evenings in the garden
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There is a plant shelf in the wall
Been cutting my own hair for the last 5 years. Finally just bought some proper scissors
We've got our first little campervan holiday of the year next week and I am SO ready for it. It's up high with a sea view and coastal walks right from the site. I'm sure the weather will be shit but I don't care, I know it will chill me the fuck out 🏕
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Thursday in pottery form
Do people really have to talk on the phone for an entire, hour long train journey?
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Some swine has taken our bin at work. I am taking the matter incredibly seriously.
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(IT support is currently working on fixing the problem. Thanks for your patience.)
New spectacles x2
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Sometimes we NEED to hear "you're not crazy; what happened to you was f*cked up." Often we're so convinced that what happened to us was our fault; that we're making too big a deal of it; that we're just "too sensitive," that we lose the plot. F*ckd up sh*t was f*cked up.
I apologise to everyone for having a breakdown 5 years ago and being unable to function or leave the house for 3 months. That was very unfair of me.
I apologise to everyone for having a breakdown 5 years ago and being unable to function or leave the house for 3 months. That was very unfair of me.
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With the government claim to be cracking down on “sick note culture” I gave my opinion Yes, there are those who play the system but to stigmatize people who would love not to be in pain, depressed or disabled? Let’s not blame the sick for the financial woes of this country
Please sign
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@GlitterMagpie_ I was working from home today but I had to make myself presentable because the fire alarm man was coming, so I gave my eyes a good rub at my desk and then remembered the mascara.
@GlitterMagpie_ We e bit dusted off our cushions here yet! Been too wet and cold
@GlitterMagpie_ Love this. I'm trying to fix my outdoor space and this looks really nice!
Wasn’t me
Officers investigating a report of attempted robbery in #Maidstone have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify. Read the full details here - kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
@GlitterMagpie_ Dorset my favourite…. Enjoy the coast and hopefully weather…. Get to Corfe and tyneham….👍
@GlitterMagpie_ Says chilled and happy to me...we all should be ✋
@GlitterMagpie_ We’re off to Filey coast for first trip of year…..
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