🖤 𝕊𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕙 🖤 @Hinder_Surprise
Made dinner for two... Ate both. Tell your cat I said pspspsps. amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls… Swansea, Wales Joined April 2019-
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i’m big on "you could’ve just told me"
My pimples, everytime someone tells me that my skin looks clear
i h8te a man who over promise and under deliver cause u really coulda just shut the fck up
Deleted hinge. My person is just going to come and find me inside my flat bc everybody on there is insane ❤️
happy international women’s day to anyone i’ve met in a bar bathroom. you are all my sisters now
it's mandatory that I have alone time. I can't be around people 24/7
it's mandatory that I have alone time. I can't be around people 24/7 https://t.co/pxUfpyDGy2
Why is upgrading my laptop to windows 11 terrifying 😂 Got visions of losing everything once this has completed.
So apparently I have glue ear and there’s fuck all I can do about it and it can take months to go away. Happy Monday 👍🏻
Woken up feeling like I’m under water and partially deaf, what fresh hell is this?
she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated
QT a pic of you wearing red The dirtiest mirror selfie in the pub last night 😂
QT a pic of you wearing red The dirtiest mirror selfie in the pub last night 😂 https://t.co/OD29P1iq0K
How old will you be this year? The Big 40 for me
People who do those Facebook raffles give me the ick.
Lauren @laureng5783
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1K Followers 5K Following 33 Recently single Yorkshire lad and bored of vanilla sex Here for meet ups, Content creation & happy to help Cuck couples 🍆 💦https://t.co/SUpOLMXYnHM3tal @J0RD88
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128 Followers 739 Following real discrete Kent couple nothing staged , hot under 30s chubby man & milfmr_@_mrz_loud @Mr_an_mrzloud
1K Followers 4K Following Married just having fun exploring/sharing our sex life on the interwebs. 18+ Dms always openBroxy Bear @BearBroxy
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401 Followers 5K Following Hey, I'm Mike. 25+, 33. I love spooky things and gaming.Lee walker @Leejwall2011
119 Followers 4K Following Love a squirter and a chubby girl but up for anything really . Love to tease pussy with my tonguestuart bailey @stuartbailey87
436 Followers 1K FollowingLauren @laureng5783
57K Followers 2K Following 40. Yorkshire lass. Mum. Taken. You’ll find me drinking coffee with my head in a book. MUFC. SWFC. (yes, both) No DMs please.Ćh💋ryl 👩🏼�.. @clumsyoaf33
40K Followers 6K Following Clumsy Oaf A bit Feisty🔥Happy to take the piss out of myself 😉Typo twat 🤦🏼♀️ Outfit tweeter 👗 #ClumsysClosetSarah Robinson @sarah_j_robins
73K Followers 1K Following Faith, Family, Friends, Fitness, Football, Food and Fake tan 💘💕💘💕💘💕💘💕💘 🇸🇪 🇮🇪 🇬🇧kate 🥂💕 @pourmeavino
36K Followers 5K Following this is your reminder that it’s wine o fucking clock 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂༄🇳🇿 𝐍𝐢�.. @Niki44
26K Followers 2K Following 🥝 Kiwi in the UK. Mumma, Family, Friends, Sport, Music, Happy, Sweary, Ranty, Wine. Storm in a hurricane glass. Single, just saying…~Lou~ @Tattooed_Lou_
58K Followers 707 Following 🖤🧜🏻♀️🪬 Cat Lady | Moon Worshipper | Aquaphile | Reader | Bikini lover @noirink89Winnie the Who @win_confidante
10K Followers 1K Following Cheese lover. Animal photo poster. Aston Villa. Supporter & brutal advice giver. Occasional arsehole. European. She/Her. #nevervotetorySophie Soph @Sophs83
22K Followers 1K Following Too complex for 160 characters. Likes wine & dogs; makes slightly questionable life choices. She/her.Mary ✨🥂 @theglamchop
21K Followers 5K Following True Crime Enthusiast. Chip Connoisseur. Gin Fiend. Award winning Beauty Pundit. Personal Account. Meme Dealer. Unavailable. Chaotic. 🚫DMs 🇮🇪Elle @Ellewurm
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16K Followers 2K Following Scottish Ice cream connoisseur. Lover of animals. Not so keen on humans. Fan of cats, kindness, cheese & socks. Doodles/paints a bit. “Both kind and ludicrous.”Swiped Out @aDatingDad
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21K Followers 791 Following “Art exists because life is not enough” Thalassophile - Musical Magpie - she/her - owner of a lovely bahookieV TRANSMISSION @VTransmissionuk
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37K Followers 5K Following 6ft burlesque queen, neither wise nor witty, mother to two fabulous sons, imbiber of fine cocktails. Absolutely NOT worth the hard work.Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
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6K Followers 5K FollowingDave Trevaskus @davetrevaskus
894 Followers 2K Following (He/Him) #PAFC, L4 #Referee, cricket dad, L&D Retail Trainer. Learning to be better. Views are my own, sometimes my wife’s but never my employer’s.jason👽 @dreamershxtel
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713 Followers 1K Following Essex born, Spain loving, food reviewing…..spurs and daggers supporting legend!Craig Liam Ellison @CraigLEllison
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2K Followers 5K Following East Yorkshire boy, living in East Anglia. Tweets mostly music, with the odd kid/dog/cycling/City/FC tweet! Love a good playlist! Here's a St Paddy's one! 🍀Mike H @heardygurdy77
406 Followers 802 Following Dad, co-owner of a crazy Sprocker, food-lover and wannabe chef!! Fair-weather motorbiker!Grumps @grumpybutkind1
831 Followers 420 Following Grumpy, (trying to be) kind & supportive, Dad of 3, separated, trying to keep going amongst the general madness. Just putting one foot in front of the other.theHypocrisyofUs @beNiceifposs
177 Followers 191 Following we live in an age of madness. married, happily so therefore don’t confuse being friendly with chatting up. feel old sometimes. Solvitur ambulantsome men are just not romantic and that's okay... for whoever they end up with, not me though. i want flowers
Wondering where her daughter was, her mother found her sleeping with a horse.
Rescuer visits the dog he saved in its forever home every year, and their bond couldn’t be more pure..🐕🐾❤️
Whatever the fuck I want
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
This man leaves out his cat’s fur so birds can use it to make their nests.. 😊
Women die every day because they reject men and I’m just so fucking tired of being scared and worried for women all the time? Like holy shit men - if you get rejected, go eat some ice cream, stop mudering women.
we been hearing "boys will be boys" since we started walking on this earth. You'll be alright. Suck it up bubba
“i’m just a girl” is the worst sentence ever known to man. women be pushing 30 saying that shit lmao
There is a biker gang in Arizona called Bikers Against Child Abuse that keeps victims of child abuse safe, including guarding their homes at night if the abuser is not already in jail and attending court with the children, shielding them so they don't have to look at their…
Oh to be a Panda sitting in a pool and paddling his lil paws without a care in the world.
with a real man you never have to ask. they just do. they study you and just do.
Incredible photography effect Wait for the end…has to be seen
no one hustles harder than a girl who hates asking for shit
If you've never seen a brown cat before, here you go...
anyone who looks down on someone’s job, house or car 🚩
What immediately tells you that a person wasn't raised right ?
if a tiktok has you laughing the comments gon have you gasping for air
Obsessed with how people let their kids chuck food all over the floor and then leave without even picking anything up or attempting to tidy the table or floor in any way. Doesn't matter if it's McDonalds or the Savoy, don't be a prick.
she’s a 10 but she rewatches shows 3+ times because she has attachment issues