Swear Clock @swearclock
Do you want a rude time check once an hour? Then shit off and buy a watch. Add your swear suggestions here https://t.co/phrev8gQoX bit.ly/swearclockform Greenwich UK, Motherfuckers Joined May 2017-
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A Shitty Sock, Hanging Loosely Off A Cock It's 2:00AM
Shave Peter Sissons Into My Pubes And Call Me A Jezebel It's 10:00PM
Tell Everyone You Won A Gold For The Biggest Shit During The London Olympics It's 8:00PM
I've Been Possessed By The Ghost Of Larry Grayson So Shut That Fucking Door It's 2:00PM
Take Your Dad Up The Oxo Tower And Admire The View It's 10:00AM
Been There, Seen It, Done It, Got The Wet T-Shirt It's 8:00AM
If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Flaps It's 6:00AM
Tie Me Up And Beat Me With Your Jesus Stick It's 2:00AM
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Windmill Your Pork Sword At A Coach Full Of Senior Citizens It's 8:00PM
I Hear You're Not A Racist Now, Father, As The Government Says It Doesn't Exist In These Isles. Feck, Shite, Arse It's 4:00PM
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