Nicola. @NicolaSillyBum
Joined December 2013-
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Brydie and Sharon taking that job was foolish #RaceAcrossTheWorld
They all messed up by not working loads in Japan #RaceAcrossTheWorld
I refuse to buy anything from the dentist - they just fleeced some old boy £11 for some toothpaste.
It’s almost as if people that look like paedophiles generally are one
Me scrolling past the worst hot take I’ve ever read
@MrRichardGadd my curtains need hung badly
Watching Destroyed In Seconds because I should have been a dad
I’m 40 minutes into Oppenheimer and does it get good, or no? I’m struggling here.
46 seconds of utter comedy chaos 🤣 Brand new #InForAPenny starts tonight at 6pm on ITV1, STV and ITVX 🎉
katie @pipterino
3K Followers 975 Following A loveable scatterbrain with the nicest lipstick in Manchesterford𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 .. @perrigame
31K Followers 2K Following Came with a warning label but I ate it. Low riding junkie girl🌷Owner of Amooz Boosh 🍭 🍰 🍪 🧁 🎂🍿𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢📸 perri.nicole and amooz.boosh©ol @Bigshirtlesscol
7K Followers 736 Following I can type 300 wrods a minute. The Bollock Tyrant. Shockingly Mackem. Underrated account. 🏳️🌈 AllyCllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 904 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweetThe Ambassador @The_Ambassador_
7K Followers 534 Following akimbo bimbo. Home economics. Snack Queen. she/her. Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.peanut @AmyLeMesmer
2K Followers 553 Following the complexion of Alan Brazil and the heart of Dale Cooper - https://t.co/GOdH2WFRO3Mnrrntt @mnrrntt
9K Followers 1K Following A monkey hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time couldn’t come up with this crapMattso @M4ttso
2K Followers 347 Following Two interesting facts about me. 1) My knob is the same length as two Argos pens 2)I'm banned from Argos.Happy Dee-ster @PrincessMissDee
997 Followers 803 Following Life, it never die. Women are my favourite guy. Used to be on here but can’t remember who I followed. a wigwam in a teepee. she/her/princessToaster Philp @philp83
2K Followers 805 Following I’ve had endoscopes up all my holes below my waist.Public Benjamin @PublicBenjamin
10K Followers 9K FollowingThomas Moloney @ThomasM19942115
22 Followers 583 FollowingDebra @Debra958356B
0 Followers 27 FollowingGeorge? @GeorgeStevens11
262 Followers 1K Following listen to my silly football podcast: Futbol Pubcast on spotifyGraaayham @graaayham
39 Followers 309 Following Idiot, Joker, Overthinker. Wine Drinker. I ride and run so I don’t punch people. Mental Health championEmma C’s Place of W.. @EmmaChandbra
147 Followers 818 Following The beautiful @Emmac_xxx1 this country’s greatest spunk magnet posted daily, worshipping the beauty that is Emma.Simon @simon3862
1K Followers 1K Following spectacle-wearing, guitar-playing, spreadsheet-working, co-parenting, F1-supporting, film-loving, 50-something #NFFCClaire @clogies
708 Followers 3K Following 51 year old. love wine, Gin , football (W.B.A) & the 80's (especially Duran Duran)Rokku Haado @LordRaa
515 Followers 1K Following Terrible human being who laughs at things he probably shouldn't.steve @bagshaw2112
74K Followers 77K Following Retired fashion retailer, found most days playing golf at The Wrekin GC, 9 H/C golfer. 1st hole in one 10/12/16. Grandad to 6 beautiful grandkids FPL top 50kAndrew T @AndrewDelga75
587 Followers 2K FollowingStu @BigStu29357700
671 Followers 899 FollowingRoxee’s full time h.. @RoxeeBra
187 Followers 546 Following Monumental dick, Drinker of Wine. Posting pictures and funny tweets and banter about the boner machine @roxee_xDiana 😳 @Diana__K5219
11 Followers 213 Following Рassiоnatе nуmрhо womаn sеeks electrifying enсоuntersThomas Brooks @ThomasBrooks31
231 Followers 679 Following Office/Warehouse Guy Love anything 80's Upbeat kinda guy 💙💕 Starting my Twitter life again, Still the same idiot 🙄John Habila @john_habil87965
0 Followers 67 FollowingTom Ellis @SirTom86
298 Followers 4K Following Maybe the wolf is in love with the moon, and each month it howls for a love it can never touch 🌙🐺❤️James_Derek222 @james_dere62361
510 Followers 4K Following I really want to know friends and I know everything about me is true and I really want to meet a new friendsDr Skunkenstein @DrSkunkenstein
186 Followers 387 Following MTB XC Riding, Electronic music and Old School Hip HopHarvey Barnes @HarveyBarn96721
830 Followers 526 Following I am a renaissance person willing to try and do almost anything 🥰😊Travel, sports, intellectual or silly talk, life is a big adventure💯💯💯😍🥰Michael Lennon @MickLennon97508
135 Followers 507 Following Roman Catholic, monkey Hanger, Irish blood English heart, Erasure. West Hartlepool, Liverpool and Belmullet County Mayo.Jeremy Lune💙 @jezzeroo1966
804 Followers 2K Following CEO @prospecthospice, Trustee @LMHospiceCare Cancer survivor & loving life all the more for it. Views and opinions most definitely my ownRikki @rikki_lad
43 Followers 313 FollowingPaul LFC @ToBe_Coutinhoed
4K Followers 4K Following Love Liverpool FC with a passion! Looking to talk about anything reds related! Will follow back fellow reds or anyone humorous!Matt White @MattWhite92
14K Followers 11K Following 31. Horror movie fan! If you ask me a question, you’ll probably get a sarcastic answer! #MUFCJordan @Jordyball92
460 Followers 759 FollowingFluff/Smooth @ttmfrwts
114 Followers 143 Followingh ford @scramwag
1 Followers 20 FollowingJoe @lincs67
10K Followers 10K Following Fed up of what politicians on all sides have done to England 🏴 WOKE minority pandering is destroying our country .the Left are the terrorists .Helen The Walt @HelenTheeWalt
4K Followers 1K Following “Intelligent, and weird” Quite autistic. Very ADHD. Metalhead. No men thanks. Ersatz-woman with a thingy. 🏳️⚧️ She/It (PARODY OF A HUMAN)Inspector Morose 小�.. @InspectorMorose
1K Followers 480 Following Synth player, web/IT nerd, grammar nazi, gin fiend, occasional stand-up comedian, part-time curmudgeon // NOW ON: @inspectormorose.bsky.socialMelissa Staley @MelissaSta23811
13 Followers 598 FollowingFelix_cassper @princekidmusic
256 Followers 1K Following I could have written about me but I can’t describe me on text🙏 why don’t we hangout 🥂🕺R @R_MGD1
24 Followers 81 Followingkatie @pipterino
3K Followers 975 Following A loveable scatterbrain with the nicest lipstick in Manchesterford𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 .. @perrigame
31K Followers 2K Following Came with a warning label but I ate it. Low riding junkie girl🌷Owner of Amooz Boosh 🍭 🍰 🍪 🧁 🎂🍿𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢📸 perri.nicole and amooz.boosh©ol @Bigshirtlesscol
7K Followers 736 Following I can type 300 wrods a minute. The Bollock Tyrant. Shockingly Mackem. Underrated account. 🏳️🌈 AllyCllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 904 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweetThe Ambassador @The_Ambassador_
7K Followers 534 Following akimbo bimbo. Home economics. Snack Queen. she/her. Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.peanut @AmyLeMesmer
2K Followers 553 Following the complexion of Alan Brazil and the heart of Dale Cooper - https://t.co/GOdH2WFRO3Mnrrntt @mnrrntt
9K Followers 1K Following A monkey hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time couldn’t come up with this crapMattso @M4ttso
2K Followers 347 Following Two interesting facts about me. 1) My knob is the same length as two Argos pens 2)I'm banned from Argos.Happy Dee-ster @PrincessMissDee
997 Followers 803 Following Life, it never die. Women are my favourite guy. Used to be on here but can’t remember who I followed. a wigwam in a teepee. she/her/princessToaster Philp @philp83
2K Followers 805 Following I’ve had endoscopes up all my holes below my waist.Public Benjamin @PublicBenjamin
10K Followers 9K FollowingLilibet @Gemajesticbo
276 Followers 571 Following Trying to just be a good person. Don’t be kind, be kinder. Although I withhold my kindness if you are a Tory or, Cliff Richard. Married Mum of 5.Darren @Wurzlar75
460 Followers 2K FollowingDr Skunkenstein @DrSkunkenstein
186 Followers 387 Following MTB XC Riding, Electronic music and Old School Hip HopEmma is ……😊 @swimtrainslave
2K Followers 638 Following hopeless romantic, expert smiler, gin drinker extraordinaire, and very quite possibly just might be a mermaid. not single! (views are my own)Lauren @Simplysmithette
190 Followers 167 FollowingAndy F @Cm2lm
838 Followers 3K Following hobbiest/professional media specialist, working in the motor trade. Love music, film, trombone and piano!Lloyd @LloydL1976
285 Followers 678 Following wow my life has changed! not the same person as I was!! we all need a little help!Son of Bengt @SonOfBengt
1K Followers 4K Following Purveyor of passable piña coladas. #TOTP wastrel. Travelling Lemon. Secretly the Pumaman. 🏴🍀SminkyPinky 🌺🇪�.. @sminkypinky76
1K Followers 2K Following I’m here for the pets. It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me. Over there where the skies are blue 👀 as @sminkypinkyStevo @nelsonio
428 Followers 2K FollowingSimon @Simon76_
265 Followers 1K Following! @Dickwith2dogz
588 Followers 572 FollowingSteve - Not rocknroll.. @Baxterismy_cat
180 Followers 685 Following Back until they find out. Fuck the tories. He/Him #lfc #ynwa #jft97 #oufc 🇵🇸Elizabeth Davies @Elizabeth241072
2K Followers 2K Following Dancing Queen, young and free only 17 ❤️Tor @ms_tor
788 Followers 2K Following Swears, often sarcastic, does rules for a living. Lover of gifs, hater of seagulls. Seemingly random tweets are likely football related. She/her. Views own etc.Just Llama Business, .. @LlamaBusiness
3K Followers 5K Following Do I look like I’ve done meat bingo?Put The Telly On @putthetellyon
5K Followers 5K Following Critic of all sorts, mainly TV. Used to upload stuff to YouTube, now stating the oblivious and being sarcastic. Spotify Playlists: putthetellyonDisconnected Sausage @F1shyBob
772 Followers 735 Following see header. I rarely 'like' posts because I don't play by big twitter rules. I never said I wasn't a hypocrite. DVD'sRhoda @rhodahaque
130 Followers 429 Following It's not heavy, it's just awkward. Same name as here on that "other" app.Ann Plumb @anniep53
238 Followers 357 Following Lover of my two kids, my mates, stomping the hills with Bruce the #borderterrier 💙 and #Bruce @springsteen ❤️Dave Ahern @CorkGourmetGuy
4K Followers 519 Following Chef who used to do something else but found out he was better at this. Creator of @PlantPunkFoodsBarry Horowitz @CrazyBenedictin
302 Followers 557 Followingdennis bohemia @bohemia_dennis
223 Followers 222 FollowingDanny @brittlechef
68 Followers 368 FollowingMatthew (announcement.. @officiallythew
190 Followers 388 Following Denizen. Leaf kicker. Puddle jumper. Animal petter. Occasional good example. Frequent terrible warning. All views are my own, which is deeply concerning.SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex
133 Followers 456 Following Office drone/semi-pro napper. ADHD. Kinda funny. Kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm naked & haven't studied for an exam are the best I've ever had. He/HimMatty Martin @MattyJM141
6 Followers 29 FollowingCarl Harrison @RestartCarl
558 Followers 677 Following Music. Games. Coffee. Music Production. Cute animals. Co founder, Joint CEO and noise maker for @RestartProds@NicolaSillyBum She rkund your gaff or did you go hers?
@NicolaSillyBum It gets good after the sixth hour and tails off again by the tenth hour.
@NicolaSillyBum No it drags on for another 2 and a half hours
This is a fine Sunday afternoon session beer from top brewery @SirenCraftBrew 👌 🍺
@NicolaSillyBum Solid decision. No notes.
Watched ‘Napoleon Dynamite’(2004) again the other night. It’s 20 years old now. That’s 20 years I’ve spent bathing in the soothing glow of its geek-core escapism. Still feels really nice.
That's me done at work until Wednesday. Mallorca tomorrow for some sun and beveraginos. No surrender, four-day-bender. Chin-chin 🍻
Strawknee’s Pizza Emporium has been on tour again…… Almost at 100% quality guarenteed now
poppadoms & lamb tikka, chicken chat on a garlic naan 😍
Anyone else crying at that woman’s daughter/partner/granddaughter being flown over from Australia? 😭 #SaturdayNightTakeaway