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I told some kid from school that keep em separated by the offspring was about not letting your balls touch and he pigeon walked everywhere until Christmas break and then i never saw him again
triping balls in the middle of the city park 🙏🏻
Heyg uys it's StaplerSteve87,today im excited to introduce you to my new Arrow Fasteners® T50P™ which I've had cerakoted in olive drab green by a patreon supporter,i have about 500000000 staples thru it without any malfunctions ,and am making it my daily driver,
one of the tricks to being an autistic beach guy is walking from your car like youre on your way to see some ppl and not look like a permaloner reatard
Waiting for Bridgette B to notice the huge red brown and dark green booger on my index finger that's slowly turning to a stalagmite, then I smirk and wipe it on her tag heuer bezel then she hurls herself out of the convertible at 102mph
Blew out by chakras w/ energy drinks & delta 8 entering healing mode now
Dutch porncaster: Looks like Lisha Ann ish going for the titty fuck to mouth, Sinsh is looking very buff today he definitely lifted this morning, we are goin to shee the moneyshot any shecond , surprising given how shoft his dick ish but his balls look like they have a big load
streaming porn and casting it like esports
Doing messed up stuff in online games and laughing like morpheus
only retards smoke weed on 420 now, im taking an off day & going sicko mode tomorrow
Whenever i EMP + marine marauder stim a 3-base protoss, or land a nuke on a zerg army, or even get a clutch match winning AWP shot, my leg starts shaking like i just gaped a twink's ass hole. And I've never even gaped a twink's ass hole
Hurrr durr she so fine i wamp too fuck her Lol. No. Thats the universe tricking u bc it needs our consciousness for its survival. u should go jack off and play a video game
Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
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Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen
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Dan Decatur @decatur_dan
400 Followers 2K Following When I post a tweet, I agree with the tweet, not necessarily the author (unless I’m posting my own; I don’t disagree with myself).
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Andy @mntntrail
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57 Followers 329 Following this account is merely a place for me to ask questions of people who might have answers and to write tedious notes to myself about forever hypothetical writing
Zach @LuffyonSchneef
154 Followers 958 Following used to be @zachgreenan then got banned for telling the Israeli PM to love himself I love my son
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Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
andrew @intellegint
41K Followers 770 Following ICU nurse from Detroit in Denver. Art posts are my own. Listen to @e1podcast
Stinkiest Guy In The .. @tom_on_here
26K Followers 534 Following hero, president, and ceo of entertainment of @WFYMradio/@ClayneCast/ and Fun.2.
rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount
35K Followers 985 Following writer for @yesitsmyaccount/drums for Ames Harding & The Mirage
Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen
51K Followers 2K Following the dwarfing and leveling of the european man @WFYMradio @FortuneKit00
lily @swanlbs
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Ruby @rubydeadeyes
253 Followers 978 Following cooking mama irl. life dances to my tune. 💍 @upgood2uwu 💞
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Michelleyroo @MichelleyRoo
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entrapranure @entrapranure
33K Followers 85 Following 💎all original content 💸multi-trillionaire mindset 👨🏻grind like tom hardy 🐠original rare fish investor 💰on a mission to take you to the next comma
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ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate
1.3M Followers 2K Following Love Shitposting and posting whatever I want/mostly memes/some personal stuff I like. Love old school stuff including weapons.
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big diesel @JustBoysLaughin
5K Followers 1K Following Jester's privilege is the ability and right of a jester to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter.
Breaking911 @Breaking911
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Clug @Clug_chan
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SBN3 @SoBroNo3
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Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington
16K Followers 1K Following what has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun
It’s wildly convenient how you can tell the stable and good people from the evil unstable people because the good ones are always going on psycho spiral post tangents calling out everyone else and calling them evil and crazy. Props to the real ones for their vigilance
@Ascendid_1 what’s you’re gonna go far kid about
@ViolentFemz @Ascendid_1 the natural power of rope blasting that youth brings
high school food here is awesome. hasn’t changed a bit. No other time or situation where you’d House chicken wings a pint of chocolate milk Skyrim bread roll and green goo all in under half an hour. And then go learn about the civil rights movement from a football coach.
Why are they giving us the sludge at school 💀
One time I ran into an old high school teacher while I was going to buy a tall boy on the way to walk around the beach by myself. I lied to him and said I was meeting friends at the beach. The line was too long so then I just left the store empty handed.
one of the tricks to being an autistic beach guy is walking from your car like youre on your way to see some ppl and not look like a permaloner reatard
@Ascendid_1 that's when you tell everyone your job is Beach. just Beach 🏖️🩳🕶️☀️ :)
@Ascendid_1 poorly faking a loud and extensive 'bro where u pussies at' phone call while my barefeet havnt lifted once off of the 160 degree black asphalt
The soldiers of the Western Forces alliance during the last 20-30 minutes of Alex Garland's Civil War
he looks like one of those inbred champion pit-bulls from “mindset exoticz breederz” that are named “HOMICIDE” “LIL TING” and “CHANEL”
I don’t sleep with vaccinated women.
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