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hello, Joined July 2010

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descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe

9 hours ago

this is a real blow for a life long baltimore ravens fan, like me.

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12 hours ago

kind of funny isn’t it, that erin patterson made a lethal beef wellington… and now she’s going to be well on in prison, for many years…

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a day ago

from now on i instead will say “hey this is jane, i blew some beans in her, and that’s summer, i stuffed it in her a few times about three years ago”

sofi @vegan_clown

2 days ago

from now on i instead will say “hey this is jane, i blew some beans in her, and that’s summer, i stuffed it in her a few times about three years ago”

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a great thing about the Alien franchise is how aerospace engineers, or any scientists working with propulsion, have performed the miracle of FTL travel, meanwhile every biologist will see a space bug and immediately try to put it in their mouth.

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2 days ago

interesting proposition…. i think i could take him. he’s faster and younger sure but he’s been punched in the face a lot less.

Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam

a week ago

interesting proposition…. i think i could take him. he’s faster and younger sure but he’s been punched in the face a lot less.

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2 days ago

noah, loving the show, just got a few notes, some minor suggestions. first let’s get michael smiley back, yeah? and him and timothy olyphant team up and go into space to have adventures, yeah? and as their spaceship takes off the afterburn incinerates every single other character

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4 days ago

breaking: graham lineham has reportedly been executed at the old bailey. he was beheaded with a greatsword wielded by a specialist hired from the low countries.

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🇯🇲 @acapulco_denver

5 days ago

@mrgracemugabe (SPACE ODDITY BY DAVID BOWIE PLAYS AS TEENAGED ANDROID FLOATS ADRIFT IN THE COLD DEAD VACUUM OF SPACE… SHE TRYS TO LET OUT A SCREAM… BUT NO ONE CAN HEAR HER)

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5 days ago

this is the end of every episode of alien earth: olyphant: there he is! 10 year old synth: woah nelly! something punched a hole right through his head! (shadow in the background moves and reveals it’s an alien) cut to black HEAD LIKE A HOLE BLACK AS YOUR SOUL ID RATHER DIE

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5 days ago

sick of the short king stuff. it’s time to put short men back in their place as my physical and social inferiors.

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5 days ago

me when i have some medical issue i should see a doctor about versus me when da girls are down to only six sachets of kitten food

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6 days ago

first mcdonald’s monopoly ticket and i didn’t win anything yet. which is a surprise because i got a mcdonald’s monopoly double play ™️ which doubles your chances to win.