malik @MalikElassal
Joined August 2010-
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Brian Cox reads If I Must Die, by beloved Palestinian poet, teacher and martyr Refaat Alareer. Refaat was killed on December 7th by an Israeli airstrike. This was the last poem he published.
New ep! @MalikElassal is back and he likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. maximumfun.org/episodes/stop-…
Honestly, life has been mid ever since White Chicks came out..
“You Made It Weird” with Malik Elassal is available NOW! youtu.be/wBwqRx5JmMI?si…
"First, I must confess that over the last few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux…
NEW RELEASE! Recorded at The MOTN in Vancouver, Bobby Warrener's debut album, Ready To Die Too is now available wherever you find your comedy. lnk.dmsmusic.co/bobbywarrener_…
Peekaboo culture is so toxic. This dude just straight up disappeared behind his hands mid conversation and then shows up again like it’s no big deal? And yeah I’m giggling and it’s funny as fuck. But that does NOT make this kind of behavior okay
The Just For Laughs Comedy Tour, presented by @bostonpizza is BACK, touring in cities across Canada from November 2-25, with host @roywoodjr, featuring @MalikElassal, @joyellenicole & @ArthurSimeon 🇨🇦❤️ Tickets are on sale NOW! 🎫tickets.hahaha.com/en/shows/2023-…
you can now watch my short feature “HOW TO GET AHEAD WITH A GIANT HEAD” online. my tribute to D.I.Y filmmaking and music from yesteryears. enjoy. youtu.be/kTZC7wcDPAA
I filmed my own comedy special on my 30th birthday with all my money and friends. It came out today! Photo by Jamo Best youtu.be/jPon_TVi7fQ
Gotta check out my friends @Kyle_Patan and @samburnz93 riffing on Slipknot on their new show “Battle of the Bands with Kyle and Sam”. Insanely funny (and in my case, 100% true except it was my real dad)
No way found the “Denver nuggets jeans” guy after they won the chip LMFAOO
Comic before me had multiple hinge dates come to the show, so I wanted to see if I had the same luck 🫡🤝
next thursday at the new little mountain gallery space in vancouver
AI is scary cause why does this sound beautiful
One day off of nicotine and I cried because I remembered finding nemo
Malik Elassal is a Lebanese Canadian stand-up comedian and actor. We spoke with him to find out more about his style, influences and projects. #Calgary #StandUpComedy @MalikElassal calgaryguardian.com/calgary-comedy…
I’ve been going to Friday prayer at a community centre so there’s a Christmas tree and someone fashioned a shield around the tree to keep out the spirit of Christmas.
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