simon king @unfamous
Go here: https://t.co/lVE0vI1UZ0 linktr.ee/thisissimonking Dissenting Joined February 2009-
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#Secheltbc tickets are moving fast for April 27th! #gibsonsbc #sunshinecoastbc eventbrite.ca/e/simon-king-l…
Must watch from HOC today, March 21, 2024 — he’s right #Canada
In honor of Trump selling bibles I am selling a book on maintaining eye contact
Ivan’s unique wedding gift. 🎥: @ivandecker, “Popcorn”
#CANADA a bill for Universal Basic Income has reached second reading in the house. This petition will ensure it gets the consideration it deserves and puts us one step closer to UBI for #Canadians leahgazan.ca/support223?utm… @scottsantens #UBINOW #UBI #CanadianUBI
A message I've just put up to @YouTube on behalf of Stand up comedy. (This is sure to make me more friends.) @fahimanwar @astandupworld @LeanneComedy
The worst part about starting out as a motivational speaker has to be the open mic nights.
"Mommy.... it's oveeeer." #justforlaughs youtube.com/watch?v=D475j4…
Blown away by the turnout! Thanks to everyone who made it to a show. #TheDarkestHourTour is going very well. East coast dates added. Get yer tickets here kids: thisissimonking.com/in-person
My dear friend and one of the most incredibly talented and kind humans I have ever known, has died. #chrisgauthier was one of the brightest lights in this darkest of worlds. My heart is broken. It's so terribly unfair. He was such a gentle soul. I love you Gooch. I'm so sorry.
I need to talk to a human at instagram security. Fuck this.
Trigger warning: sincerity! A little message from me about my new special. Watch, own, and share Dirt Nap @800pgm website on March 4. Pre-order your copy now at link in bio.
If you like movies & after a new podcast to listen to then use the handy wee QR code here & check us out. It's a total fanny about & a laugh our show, I'm sure you'll like. Cheers ya bunch of smashers & you can follow us as well @bigdumbmovies
Bill Post, the inventor of the pop tart, has died. Once they bury him everyone is gonna have to stick around for a few minutes to make sure he stays down there.
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Nice way to end. #MICF @micomfestival @cheeky
At the Cape fan convention in Cornwall all weekend long signing these bad boys! #prey #Predator #jesseventura
Going to see @Nickelback Friday night in Vancity. This will mark my 8 millionth time seeing them live. thank you.
@BillyWayneDavis @unfamous and I will make sure we’re there on time this year.
@colin_sharp @unfamous i think y'all were right on time last year honestly.
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The phrase "nobody wants to work anymore" is wild to me because it implies people wanted to work before.
If this man were American he would have been running for President next year…
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The new @attell special "Hot Cross Buns" on Netflix... reddit.com/r/DougStanhope…