KatieEllen Humphries @MsKatieEllen
Comedian. Writer. CBC’s “The Debaters”, The Lady Show, “Horny OFF MAIN” Podcast. New Album “Ladyfinger” available now. I'm mostly dimples. katie-ellen.com Vancouver, B.C. Joined August 2011-
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Three tickets for Challengers please…
“Have you or someone you know leaned up against a wet bathroom counter and gotten a soggy wet line across your lower belly or crotch? You may be entitled to financial compensation…”
I’ll say this for Tesla drivers, they’ve made me less judgmental of BMWs.
Baron Vaughn hugely underrated
Check it out! 😯👇👇👇
The “tenant relocation specialist” hired by the company redeveloping my building started their meeting with a land acknowledgment. Guess they needed inspiration.
It’s my fav team’s home opener tonight but I have a meeting with the corp that owns my building to get details about “redevelopment relocation” which is more of a home closer.
@RobWong34 I thought @MLB was cracking down on the shift
Almost forgot the Blue Jays would eventually get to play at home. It’s nice.
I resent the pressure to create online content but I lost someone I love this week & now think vlogs are the greatest gift you can give. (I’m still not gonna do it, but if everyone I like would so that I can always see & hear you, I’d really appreciate it, thanks 😘)
Growing up on Vancouver Island we were typically a tad behind on most trends…but we’re WAY ahead of on witches.
Growing up on Vancouver Island we were typically a tad behind on most trends…but we’re WAY ahead of on witches.
for personal reasons i will be developing a little crush on you
Passed a Granny with a neck tattoo, which in not so long will be a lot more common & I for one think that rules.
Last year the majority ads during Opening Day were for sports betting. This year, it’s debt management. 🤔
Tonight the hotel is hosting a huge bar mitzvah. This place RULES.
Tonight the hotel is hosting a huge bar mitzvah. This place RULES.
An audience member told me last night was their 1st standup show & besides me they’ve only seen Che Diaz. I love that for this sweet young mother of 4, the clichè stereotypical standup comedian is an unpolished AFAB queer asshole in a sick jacket.
The CFL Combine is being hosted at the same hotel as my shows & at first I thought I’d try to bag an aspiring pro footballer but then remembered how old I am & that they are kids so I’ve got my eye out for a divorced trainer or a sport medic that cheats. 🤞
Early show had a large veteran’s group & multiple kindergarten teachers but at the late show a guy in the front held his buddy upright, marionette style, for my entire headline so the barely conscious dude’s head didn’t smack the table, so heroes come in many forms.
Graham Clark @grahamclark
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Justin McElroy @j_mcelroy
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Jesse Thorn 🤷�.. @JesseThorn
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Ivan Decker @ivandecker
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Jesse Thorn 🤷�.. @JesseThorn
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Chris Pine, a man who isn’t afraid to laugh at himself and bring joy to me personally
Some of these 3 hour podcasts just feel like personal image filibustering
Dev Patel is just SO HANDSOME, and the HAIR! Somebody check on Austin Butler, Callum Turner got him a new man
i’m working late cuz i’m a singer
coworker in the bathroom stall next to me doesn’t know that i plan to outwit outplay and outlast her in here
Oooh there’s nothing I hate more than a “I’m breaking the format” comedian who never got good at any format
we cooked tonite at @BoomProVan with @TheJackyLee and @shareef6o4 . They showed why they’re the best at boom and why Jackys got them golden haunches!!!
What if Colin Farrell wasn’t James Bond, but a sexier, sluttier kind of spy
Currently waiting on delivery of a 2024-2025 planner that I’m pretty sure is going to catapult me into the 4th dimension
Big win Canucks! And more importantly, now I get to do a show for happy people instead of pissed off people.
Does your independent company have tag belts? Just give them to the lads at this point… Save your company time 💁🏼♂️ S’s Up Always
BLOOD IN THE WATER AND NEW @PrideStylePro X @WrestlePrestige #THATS3 #SSUP
Your probably already know the etymology of the name Chilliwack but hey just in case here ya go
Baby made the LA TIMES!! Come see my show in LOS ANGELES May 2nd @TheComedyStore
Comedy fans who also like the x men
Bought this jacket today btw
miranda when she pulled her neck and aidan helped her off the bathroom floor
At the bar where Rob and I had our first date 10 years ago (formerly known as Burnside, it’s some Irish bar now) and I started talking with the bartender and told him why I’m here and he said that I gave him chills and that it took a strong woman to do this and now I’m like 😭
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