Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson
(they/them) Animal Obsessor / Fart Dealer / SUPER Diabetic instagram.com/raelynncarson Vancouver Joined January 2011-
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At my most recent job I developed resting "how fucking dumb are you" face. It's actually a very common side effect when working with cis straight men.
Oh no... I'm at that point of exhaustion where I'm typing 50secs into a microwave thinking it's half a minute.
Oh to be a female spider and absolutely destroying annoying male who come into your vicinity 😌👌
Thinking about making a GoFundMe so I can buy this. Would you donate?
Taking a shit in a small seaside town is called "creating work for beachcombers"
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Working with men makes me feel like I'm in a sequel of "The Truman Show" but with the producers of "Jackass".
Yes, I may not text you all the time or talk to you for a year, but I will always be there when you need me:
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O Canada, O Canada! 🇨🇦 Make some noise for @jimbodragclown's US debut when #AllStars8 starts streaming MAY 12 on @paramountplus! 💋
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You take away my blue check mark... on 420?... Elon ... you have created a powerful enemy...
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Life Hack: Pull ya pants down to fart so it doesn’t stick to your jeans.
Sometimes I think maybe I don't have adhd, maybe it's just because I grew up around my adhd parents and because of that I learned to live like them so I adopted their adhd ways.
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Yesterday Sasha Colby won #DragRace , today she's been raisin'd! Congrats Mother! ... and yes... Where's Raisin is back!
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Gay twitter tonight #DragRace
When you are expecting sick flips, high kicks and cool jumps in the final #RPDR performances, but it doesn't happen :
Can you solve this? If you had to fart when you piss and piss when you burp, then someone pooped when you piss farted and the fart was a piss poo but you never peed a pooped fart - How many shit squirts would you have left?
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Drag queens are not trying to fuck your kids
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