Ian Atlas & Empire Comedy Live @AtlasChugged
Bringing Bigger Laughs to the Biggest Fans in Toronto with specialty events @ComedyBar + After Hours, Canada's Finest, Bedroom Antics, and more linktr.ee/empirecomedy Toronto Joined February 2011-
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Perfect summary of today's manufactured outrage
Perfect summary of today's manufactured outrage
Bell is gutting Canadian journalism and handing a gift to the enemies of truth thestar.com/opinion/contri… via @TorontoStar
breakfast burgers are so wild like “yes hi I’ll have one longest day of my life please”
we went from "stop eating avocados" to "stop eating"
Comedy industry: are you a video editor/social media manager who wants to try standup? Send us your weekend avails!
@StellarianNoah @AltitudeTV @AltitudeSR @BallCorpHQ We're not shoving a Pride rainbow in your face. We're celebrating the LGBTQ+ community who have been historically excluded from the sport we all love so much. Perhaps it's time to educate yourself on what Pride Night actually stands for.
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WE DID IT!!!!
It's the book that EVERYBODY isn't talking about! Available in hardcover and audiobook wherever books are sold. Despite the tremendous lack of interest, I promise you it is good. Please clap. booksoup.com/book/978141976…
For the better part of 4 years, I was blacklisted with the Ottawa Senators. Frozen out and ignored. One person wouldn’t stand for it: D.J. Smith Did he deserve to be fired? Yes he did. But you deserve to read a story about his empathy and respect. theathletic.com/5143264/2023/1…
Bad actors are celebrating Liz Magill's downfall not because of their deep concern over antisemitism but their bigger agenda to crush the university My new column: Liz Magill’s ouster at Penn will help the worst people take down free speech, higher ed ⬇️ inquirer.com/opinion/commen…
Nick Cave performs 'A Rainy Night in Soho' at the funeral of Shane MacGowan in Nenagh, Co Tipperary, this afternoon. @VirginMediaNews
Remember when Netflix suggestions used to be nuanced and helpful like hey we noticed you like a “strong female lead” or “movies where 2-3 characters sit down and talk while ripping cigs” and now they’re just like don’t forget to watch SLY or this comedian you dislike personally.
haha that’s so funny of them also fun fact I might be homeless soon
A hearty fuck you to the hackers who attacked the public library.
A hearty fuck you to the hackers who attacked the public library.
Currently at $5,600!!!
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I swear to god if you called out Harvey Weinstein now it would be labeled antisemitism
Hour long stand-up specials are important bc they expose a comedian for what they really are
nour نور @NourHadidi
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Everybody's talking about how much David Pecker's testimony is going to hurt Trump. But nobody's even mentioning how deeply this hurts the credibility of The National Enquirer.
“Was he losing a bunch of money? You betcha. He was losing a ton.” Gary Bettman and Alex Meruelo interrupted each other in a strange exchange trying to explain the financial hardship Meruelo has faced owning the team.
This whole "BlackRock is woke" thing is so insane lmao. Do you not realize that BlackRock is trying to erase home ownership? You think they're main goal is making giant golden women in a wargame? Are you delusional?
Poking around last night and this morning, a lot of this stuff has been really cringe-worthy. Even seen people taking runs at Spezza too and suddenly claiming he never cared about being in Toronto and used the Leafs. Just a bunch of weirdos acting like spurned lovers
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Woman Foolishly Thinks She Just Needs To Get Through This Week: ow.ly/zkh650O2k5Y
A lot of people won't have time for Crosby being called a top-five player all-time but he's ALREADY tied for 5th in career playoff scoring, there's a solid chance he ends up top five in regular season scoring, he's got 3 Cups, 12 individual awards including two playoff MVPs.
Next season, Crosby will likely pass Joe Sakic for 9th. The season after. Lemieux (8th), Yzerman (7th), and Dionne (6th) will all be within reach in two years. He needs 211 more points to catch Ron Francis for firth all-time. After that, it's about how long he decides to play.
@Steve_Dangle goalies are a different species anyway. incomprehensible and bizarre
Melbourne I am having the craziest time! Please come and watch me do my own version of stand up comedy comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/ove…
The kids got to watch @jackiekashian @anylaurie16 and @mariabamfoo with breakfast cbs.com/shows/video/xH…
TONIGHT! 9pm ET/6pm PT: My new special MURDER SHEETS premieres on youtube! Watch live with me! Say hi in the chat and get exclusive access & discounts to my new merch! Watch: youtu.be/ftaI0VJCF00?si… •• Plus see me on tour! All dates on my site & touring my new hour: Space Camp
If I ever get rich I’m buying season tickets right in front of that guy who goes to all the Leafs games just to cheer against them and the biggest hat in the province.
Congrats, everyone
BREAKING: the world's climate goal of 1.5°C of global warming has now been exceeded putting the world's climate goal of 1.5°C of global warming at risk
oh man this is so awful, we live in dystopia, its so over, lmao, hey is the leno show taking packets????
social media is so over / my Facebook feed is literally just misinformation disguised as satire, none of which comes from pages I follow. this is what their algorithm is boosting. thousands of boomers in the comments excited for the fake announcements
Perfect summary of today's manufactured outrage
Same day. Same person. Seven years apart. What an absolute fraud.