Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles
@Quorators // @DibsNext linktr.ee/thehamletfacto… New York City (Big Apple) Joined October 2012-
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so is there a mrs steal your girl? 😏 oh, it's my girl? ah...
NEW QUORATORS w/ the great @katewillett! → How do you chat with women for money? → Why am I a bad girl? → How does a dog or cat know when their lover cheats on them? AND MORE! GO WATCH RIGHT NOW youtu.be/feid5gAXNxA
can someone give me a comedy job plz
can someone give me a comedy job plz https://t.co/gZOqqJB0KF
yea i love colin jost. colin jost to say hello
you don't have to know the entire history of the middle east to think it's bad for our tax dollars to fund the murder of tens of thousands of innocent people
you don't have to know the entire history of the middle east to think it's bad for our tax dollars to fund the murder of tens of thousands of innocent people
currently working on a Challengers remake about comedians instead of tennis and lemme tell ya it's an awful idea but the characters DO look the same
thinking about how often my bluetooth headphones have trouble connecting to my phone
thinking about how often my bluetooth headphones have trouble connecting to my phone
It’s bizarre how normalized this was. I wasn’t above it as I married a man I met when I was a freshman in college who was 15 years older than me. It took years of therapy after I left for me to realize that the reason he attached himself to me was because I was easy to manipulate
It’s bizarre how normalized this was. I wasn’t above it as I married a man I met when I was a freshman in college who was 15 years older than me. It took years of therapy after I left for me to realize that the reason he attached himself to me was because I was easy to manipulate
due to wokeness you now have to say "not that there's anything wrong with it" after discussing gay people
due to wokeness you now have to say "not that there's anything wrong with it" after discussing gay people
LinkedIn users are unwell
the worst part of going bald is when you see someone with a really stupid haircut and you find yourself thinking "what a waste of a full head of hair"
brutal patreon cancelation lmao
brutal patreon cancelation lmao https://t.co/9kytAvuG7a
me sending a packet to snl each year
NEW QUORATORS w/ the hilarious @PamNotAnderson! → Is it important for a husband to show empathy towards his wife's feelings? → What has been your experience of smooching your real aunt? AND SO MUCH MORE! GO WATCH youtu.be/Kv6UKwp9L6E
"hillary could not sell pussy on a troop train" -- bill clinton
"hillary could not sell pussy on a troop train" -- bill clinton https://t.co/eyCkpzLSKs
I haven't stopped thinking about The Tortured Poets Department since Thursday night, perhaps the most antagonistic mainstream pop record ever created. I wrote about what might be Swift's best work, and the one that's most destined to be misunderstood. medium.com/@giovanni.n.co…
Mr. Chau @Srirachachau
79K Followers 2K Following I love scary movies, westerns, and cool good dogs. Friend to all except the villains. I write comedy and make cartoons. My tweets are okay
The Hard Times @REALpunknews
117K Followers 623 Following Real punk news, comin’ your way! We are reader supported, if you want to join the community sign up for our Patreon: https://t.co/Qk0leqpHah
atrophy wife 🎀 @zuza_real
55K Followers 2K Following slavic doll ❤ bluesky: https://t.co/a3Mg28TeTH | gamedev over at @zuza_games_ | she/her
the ben keeps the flo.. @limitlessjest
33K Followers 1K Following Television writer (Hunting Wives STARZ), Native American Media Alliance Fellow, CRIMEWATCHERS podcast, New Yorker Humor. Turtle Mtn. Band of Chippewa, Tsimshian
phil @PhilJamesson
84K Followers 986 Following my job is writing funny things for cool stuff | comedy for @DibsNext, @adultswim, @nerial, @dropout | mgmt: [email protected]
aLec robBins @alecrobbins
33K Followers 2K Following the mr boop guy (https://t.co/P7kM7ydBK5) // also CRIMEHOT (https://t.co/s5NCKUpvU0) // narrative director @SquanchGames // prev @absolutelyprods
Jake Flores 🇵🇸 @feraljokes
40K Followers 4K Following Comedian. Worker. Degenerate. @PodDamnAmerica @WhyYouMadPod @IDKYPod
isi baehr-breen @isaiah_bb
31K Followers 3K Following then: comms boy @IlhanMN, @keithellison, @JCA_MN / now: Ru’s dad / vikings / cal bears / part of the rebel alliance & a traitor / Palestine will be free
Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain
14K Followers 935 Following Harvard Law '19 / Reddit Admin / Adjunct professor
Quorators @Quorators
11K Followers 3 Following Screencaps of the best (and the worst) of Quora dot com. Listen to our podcast QUORATORS on YouTube and all podcast apps. ft @jeremysmiles and @ptaktestkitchen
Miller @MillerFilm37
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yasin @yasin_y23
2 Followers 205 Following “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.”
HamishMcDamish @HamishMcDamish
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FREE PALESTINE 🇵�.. @moonwalkgrab
534 Followers 2K Following BC Melee Phenom and Cat Dad | LGBTQ+/Social Justice Advocate | Have you seen the clip? | Level 100 Fletch | Moonwalker | 1312 | Art Consumption Machine | He/Him
Álex Scampa @alexscampa
92 Followers 242 Following Hey there! I'm using the Internet https://t.co/FJOwojV3sK
PALU @tehpalu
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Florence 🗝🗡 @genderhitchiker
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travis (morally & obj.. @twchapman
266 Followers 2K Following he. software development, video games, and radical leftism. aka stradius. still looking for that One Big Tweet.
Judd Taylor @JuddTaylor
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Mario @thepostingscout
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257 Followers 2K Following The juice is worth the squeeze letterboxd = https://t.co/Wana1oIx2R
nothing28 @nothing28138118
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Eric Vernay @ericvernay
20K Followers 6K Following "ScorSese" bordel ! 🧵 https://t.co/hbCZzr0wS6 🟦 @ericvernay.bsky.social ✍️ @so_film 📺 @cineplus 🌐 @courtcircuit @artefr 📚 Shyamalan / The Wire / Delon
DroppedSugar @DroppedSugar
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Ka-ching ba-bling @Arnavana
232 Followers 648 Following Things happen, account will occasionally feature spiders.
G, G, and Me @GAndGAndMe
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562 Followers 2K Following 30 years running bars, nightclubs, and poolhalls. 16 years sober.
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MediocreCartoonist �.. @mediocre2matt
275 Followers 1K Following 22. Artist. Writer. Average Enjoyer of things. Whatever thing you're thinking of, maybe not that thing. PFP by @AshNicholsArt
darcy_author @author_darcy
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Drew Kavanagh @kavatarz
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Professional Ribbon C.. @slightme
174 Followers 2K Following Anti-fascist. Anti-capitalist. He/them.
hands-on @esonnnnnnnn
8 Followers 957 Following
Provocative Perspecti.. @Wobbleburger
987 Followers 2K Following I'm a gumbo freak and I'm stuck in chowder country. 🦚 stay cool, bozo.
square @MangoSquare
169 Followers 2K Following Professional user of MS Paint. he/him chao in pfp by @jen_pen_
Grass Toucher @chadbraunduin
315 Followers 2K Following When it comes to rodeos and barbecues, I've been to a few
Raul the Third creato.. @raulthe3rd
5K Followers 5K Following NYT Bestselling Illustrator. 3 Time Pura Belpre award winning author/illustrator. NYTimes Best Children's book award winner 2021 for Vamos! from Versify Books
KeithCrystals @mikesummers27
260 Followers 882 Following Musician/Digital Artist/Producer. Founder of Pleasant Fury Records. https://t.co/nKIjHxpeUU
EDV @IPutOutForCake
107 Followers 1K Following Absolute Florida trash, whore for justice, cake, and drag. Billy Zane’s secret lover. Current reigning North American ambassador for Pez
scarr_reads 😻 @scarr_reads
203 Followers 792 Following they/them coffee cats books films, Judy Cuevas superfan ✡️ unruly builder of nothing https://t.co/OcprNe3XxP
Antsinda Pantz @banneryear69
5 Followers 70 Following
EstablishmentZorro @EstabZorro
126 Followers 467 Following Lawyer who writes or writer who laws. The Florida Gators are my favorite thing in the world. Being snarky and/or pedantic are my silver and bronze.
Hard Drive @HardDriveMag
320K Followers 959 Following Honest games, entertainment, and culture reporting supported by our community on Patreon: https://t.co/Zqxl363OI9
Mr. Chau @Srirachachau
79K Followers 2K Following I love scary movies, westerns, and cool good dogs. Friend to all except the villains. I write comedy and make cartoons. My tweets are okay
The Hard Times @REALpunknews
117K Followers 623 Following Real punk news, comin’ your way! We are reader supported, if you want to join the community sign up for our Patreon: https://t.co/Qk0leqpHah
guy online @fellawhomstdve
40K Followers 1K Following I like talking about star wars and movies with my friends 🙂👍
GarbageApe @GarbageApe
76K Followers 1K Following
atrophy wife 🎀 @zuza_real
55K Followers 2K Following slavic doll ❤ bluesky: https://t.co/a3Mg28TeTH | gamedev over at @zuza_games_ | she/her
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
55K Followers 515 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
the ben keeps the flo.. @limitlessjest
33K Followers 1K Following Television writer (Hunting Wives STARZ), Native American Media Alliance Fellow, CRIMEWATCHERS podcast, New Yorker Humor. Turtle Mtn. Band of Chippewa, Tsimshian
phil @PhilJamesson
84K Followers 986 Following my job is writing funny things for cool stuff | comedy for @DibsNext, @adultswim, @nerial, @dropout | mgmt: [email protected]
aLec robBins @alecrobbins
33K Followers 2K Following the mr boop guy (https://t.co/P7kM7ydBK5) // also CRIMEHOT (https://t.co/s5NCKUpvU0) // narrative director @SquanchGames // prev @absolutelyprods
Jake Flores 🇵🇸 @feraljokes
40K Followers 4K Following Comedian. Worker. Degenerate. @PodDamnAmerica @WhyYouMadPod @IDKYPod
Kyle Edward Ball @kyleedwardball
23K Followers 2K Following Director/Writer of Skinamarink Foreign Sales for Skinamarink @BayViewEnt1 Management : https://t.co/oBcYnSR6zE 🏳️🌈He/Him BLM
BenDavid Grabinski @bdgrabinski
19K Followers 1K Following SCOTT PILGRIM TAKES OFF (now on Netflix!) // HAPPILY (VOD and Blu-ray) // ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? (Paramount+)
Columbia Students for.. @ColumbiaSJP
29K Followers 1K Following In coalition with @jvpcolumbia and 110+ student orgs to push Columbia University to divest from apartheid and genocide 🇵🇸✊🏽🪬 | sjp.columbia on IG
Jake @OldTVReference
1K Followers 953 Following Cofounder of @PaletteSwapMag | Wannabe filmmaker | The authority on all things Owen Wilson
Andy “Brak & other .. @amerrill2
25K Followers 703 Following I am Brak. Shut up. I am. I like food and watching TV. I’m so much fun, I make myself puke. I have a 57-year old bladder. I share too much about myself.
sake person 🦀 @REALJUNlPER
14K Followers 147 Following not actually @CantEverDie just five of junipers friends in a trenchcoat
Parker @panoparker
11K Followers 731 Following Head of Editorial. Content Creator. Work includes: @netflix/@VICE/@wearecoolr [email protected]
🪄✨ PSX Bunlith �.. @b0tster
143K Followers 1K Following Everyones favorite psx yeag girl 😈 Gay as heck game dev ☠ 31 🩸Coded the award winning BloodbornePSX: https://t.co/GITqMr8AMh 😏 Priv @b1tster
Jake @jacobkleinman
5K Followers 2K Following executive editor @inversedotcom | previously seen at @lifehacker @rollingstone @motherboard and @mic | [email protected] | he/him
Andrew Hilary 🇵�.. @AndrewHilaryUS
12K Followers 3K Following Future Dead Guy. Wholesome Ice Cream Man, Unhinged Comedian, Host of @WorstWeekYet
The Crush House 📹 .. @TheCrushHouse
819 Followers 25 Following Reality TV Thirst-Person Shooter Coming to Steam 2024🎬Developed by @nerial, Published by @devolverdigital. Wishlist now!
Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBits
103K Followers 10 Following Homer’s Best Bits From The Simpsons. DM For Requested Clip. Run By @Richard_6677
Bob Gurnett @BobIsntFunny
8K Followers 1K Following Comedian. NBA Free Agent. Moron. For booking: [email protected]
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26K Followers 996 Following standup/staff writer @midnight. formerly CONAN, @theonion.
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Chris Ptak @CrispyTacks
551 Followers 501 Following I had chicken pox 5 times so I probably cannot die. My employer loves this shit. He/Him
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192K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Eon Tyrell Huntley @eonforassembly
791 Followers 214 Following Father. Tenant. Socialist. Brooklyn's own. Running to represent the working families of District 56. he/him
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
Sarah Tollemache @stollemache
19K Followers 1K Following I’m taping my new special Oct 11th at @grove34 https://t.co/a3F3ZINwdv
Blood On The Clocktow.. @BloodClocktower
6K Followers 635 Following A captivating new bluffing game of deduction, deception, murder, & mystery. Watch us here! https://t.co/l5utWWMSE7
Karen Gillan @karengillan
1.4M Followers 757 Following daughter of Thanos, killer of men, fan of fish fingers and custard
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Balatro @BalatroGame
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Lolo @LolOverruled
161K Followers 1K Following court appointed hype man reach me by email loloverruledbusiness@gmail or IG dm
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239 Followers 111 Following HarperCollins Children's Books author (Bliss and the forthcoming A Dash Of Magic), lover of chocolate, bon vivant.
Mega Crit ⚔️ Slay.. @MegaCrit
34K Followers 387 Following Seattle-based indie devs of Slay the Spire 🗼 Working on Slay the Spire 2! ✨ Wishlist STS2: https://t.co/ZoVIE473BD 👾 Join us: https://t.co/0KlG9zrnnD
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105K Followers 4K Following I just want to play video games. No commissions or interviews. he/him
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32K Followers 105 Following investigative journalist; former @WSJ @nytimes; bylines in @forbes @dexerto;
Better to be a pig than a fascist!
They would’ve loved Challengers (In this joke they are all long dead).
Watching Challengers when your family lives in New Rochelle is interesting because everyone else is like "ooh threesomes ooh scandal ooh intrigue" and I'm just like "if Zendaya's driver had taken a left at that light they would have driven past my parents' house"
We passed an RV with a bumper sticker that said "save a felon, defund the police" and were all like hell yeah until we realized they meant it in a bad way
You should go to jail for wearing this
Look, I gotta sell more tickets for my show Don’t Kill Yourself playing at the Netflix is a Joke Festival on May 8. Watch the video, buy a ticket and tell your friends! Thank you!
the Challengers reviews are in at r/billsimmons
NEW: ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS HAVE STUDENT GAZA SOLIDARITY PROTESTS 🤯
NEW: Student Gaza solidarity protests/encampments appear to have reached ALL continents but Antarctica 🤯 A brief 🧵:
just realized diss tracks are a form of turn based combat
Drake’s spilling his heart out to me on FaceTime with this filter on
They should do a funny Planet of the Apes. They got all those monkeys but it's always so sad....
A sitting Senator, labels Americans protesting against a foreign country accused of carrying out a genocide funded with our tax dollars as terrorists and puts a target on their back to be attacked. This is insanely dangerous and somehow no one will condemn it.
Really telling that the burden of proof being demanded to 'prove' these people exist are full genealogies (even then this wouldn't be enough). Meanwhile the massacre of Palestinians is still being justified on the basis of hypothetical scenarios x.com/ourielohayon/s…
The delight to see all those retards fall one after the other The finger shows the moon and they point at the finger The entire point was to bait you and prove another point! this is a random whiteboard with not a single ounce of truth or proof next to it. how do we know?…
Bear or man? Which would I rather be in a room with? Welllll, one of those things ruined my twenties, kept me up crying at night for weeks at a time, and was a massive threat on my college campus. The other one is a man. (I tried to date a bear in college)
Airline food, once thought to be off limits for even the edgiest comedians, was no match for the likes of Seinfeld. @abughazalehkat joined @robrousseau & me to talk about the student encampments in DC, the WHCD & whether Seinfeld could be made today???? insurgentspod.com/p/ep-273-blue-…
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Imagine being assassinated in public and 64 years later your death is depicted like a Superhot DLC.
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