Kyle Harris @heykyleharris
comedy writer (this account is managed by a defunct tjmaxx in massachusetts) linktr.ee/heykyleharris nyc Joined June 2009-
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Even though Martha Stewart and I have been separated for two years now, she'll always make time to do her grape-stomping lady impression for me on facetime
10 years in the league, still young (only 28), has its mobility and no lingering injuries, got its money and got out, I respect it 🫡
10 years in the league, still young (only 28), has its mobility and no lingering injuries, got its money and got out, I respect it 🫡
🎶If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my arm, I used up all my tricks, I hope that you like this, but, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me🎶
This Martin Vs Seinfeld scene from that OJ show is like a I Think You Should Leave sketch
I’m just happy OJ got to witness Jrue Holiday’s four-year, $135 million contract extension
A live-action ‘HABBO HOTEL’ movie is in the works. I am set to produce and direct for some reason, no clue what I'm gonna do with it tbh
NEW QUORATORS w/ @heykyleharris!! → If Pokemon were real, would we even survive their attacks? → Would the Joker spare someone if they made him laugh? → Why is not having faster-than-light travel a problem? Why does it matter? Who cares? GO LISTEN: youtu.be/5beQrNH_25k
Rather than going back to the negotiating table to give a fair deal to writers, the studios are beginning to consider terminating some of their first look and overall deals with writers as soon as Tuesday. (Source: variety.com/2023/film/news…)
Jokic look like Private Pyle
I'm incredibly proud of how transparent our union is. In the @WGAWest's strike announcement, we included a list of our proposals, and the AMPTP's responses. Read it for yourself: it explains in black and white we're forced to go on strike.
All good, dude
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good W tonight. DWhite is special!! Thanks for all the support, will be good 💪
this is what the editing in challengers was like
I’m one of the anonymous schmucks behind the curtain. I’ve spent most of my adult life loathing stepping out of voice. Anyway, we’re excited and fuck the haters.
Alright, the news is out. Yes, I bought The Onion. Why? 1/4
Erica Banks done sampled and put the “I ain’t fresh” man in her new video😭😭
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
Denzel Washington in Gremlins: Damn, I didn’t know yall liked to get wet
somebody asked me how has my life changed over the last few years and i said the amount of huge life changing opportunities i'm presented with that fall through have increased from monthly to weekly now and i still somehow haven't gone completely insane so that's a W
New Deadpool & Wolverine trailer reminds me of the fateful day Ryan sauntered into my moose bone scrimshaw workshop & asked if I’d ever considered working in motion pictures!
Enjoyed running into @robdelaney at the 1956 Saskatchewan Men's Conference. #deadpool2
*Clever post that subtly lets you know I am (like so many others) on the hunt for tv/screenwriting work and reminds you I still exist*
for my newsletter Dining Out this week I have written about massive London bakery queues, the experience economy, and how good it feels to eat pastry :) diningout.substack.com/p/dining-out-0…
@heykyleharris LOUDER 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 PEOPLE 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 BACK 👏
Congrats @blakegriffin23 on an incredible career and good luck in your retirement 👏