Phil Anderson @PhilAndersUAE
🥝 in 🇦🇪. Financial sector regulator, elder-millennial, lefty-ish, lover of all things Cricket. Dubai, United Arab Emirates Joined January 2024-
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I did stand-up last night as "1990s Jerry Seinfeld Doing Bits About His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend"
Untrue. This does touch on something related that actually happened, which people have apparently distorted and used to prop up the dumb conspiracy theory. I will explain… 1/N
Untrue. This does touch on something related that actually happened, which people have apparently distorted and used to prop up the dumb conspiracy theory. I will explain… 1/N
“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971
one thing about slavs is we have a compulsion to finally make bear play musical instrument
business tip. INSTEAD OF SAYING “i work from home”: weak, lazy, does not sound productive SAY “i practically live at the office”: a real go-getter, dedicated to the grind, a worker bee
This was really good. Larry's a character who has been in the show since episode 1, but he's never talked to anyone and no one has ever talked to him. He's just sat there looking sad for 35 years. & the episode explores just how tragic that really is (but humorously!) THREAD 1/6
This was really good. Larry's a character who has been in the show since episode 1, but he's never talked to anyone and no one has ever talked to him. He's just sat there looking sad for 35 years. & the episode explores just how tragic that really is (but humorously!) THREAD 1/6
Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview
‘the protests are robbing my Columbia students of listening to John Cage’s 4’33, the piece of music that is explicitly designed to force you to listen to…what’s around you.’ absolutely perfect
I had a tea party with my 6yo, and told her the pastries were delicious. She said her husband made them. She talked about her 3 kids and how hard it is to be a doctor. I asked how she's able to host tea parties with all that going on. She said she has a supportive husband.
If you do $30K of damage in a low speed collision with a stationary object you should honestly just lose your license.
this is the most cat thing ive ever seen
I’m here to hype you up! F$ck the world you got this sh!t! I believe in you just keep pushing, keep going, you got this let’s riiiiiiide this to the finish line! 💜🔥
I love my dog, but I also love your dog
Wait, what the fuck? 🤯
“Women only want to go out with men who’re in the top 1% of looks” is actually the biggest way to know if a guy has never spoken to a woman in real life. One girl could think a guy is the cutest thing she’s ever seen and her friend will be like “that man looks like he haggled his…
My Italian is terrible and I now have an entire bottle of wine to drink with dinner, outside on a gorgeous night in Venice. 💪
when buying a suit, hold the sales associate like this, cock back your fist, and then look for a collar gap while saying "the menswear guy told me to do this"
First time i visited Venice i got a Casanova mask. Survived various dom & intl moves, and currently hanging at home in Dubai. Today i randomly stumbled into the exact same store *TWENTY YEARS* later and saw him on the wall here again. So, at last, a girl is coming home with him.
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Jennifer Lawrence: “Amy [Schumer]’s choice to use her voice to speak for justice puts her under immense fire. I wouldn’t say she navigates it so much as she throws her middle fingers up and walks away from negative comments like a gas station fire in a Michael Bay movie.”…
I’m supposed to be saving money and reinventing myself or whatever but it’s the perfect weather to have a little drink on a patio and I cannot be held accountable for going where my heart takes me
I've covered campus activism since the late 90s. Nothing that's happening on campuses now -- sit ins, building takeovers, encampments -- is at all outside the standard vernacular of student protest. What's unusual is administrators calling in riot cops on their own students
The reaction to these protests has been 100% unhinged.
I've covered campus activism since the late 90s. Nothing that's happening on campuses now -- sit ins, building takeovers, encampments -- is at all outside the standard vernacular of student protest. What's unusual is administrators calling in riot cops on their own students
More actual people in this 10 second clip than in the last 1000 movies made combined together
I love how chaotic this clip from Sam Raimi Spider-Man is 😭
🗣 "He has become increasingly disillusioned with the power struggle going on behind-the-scenes" Craig Slater on why Adrian Newey has informed senior figures at Red Bull of his desire to leave his position as chief technical officer ❌🏎
This is Buster. He has vitiligo, a rare and completely harmless genetic condition that causes skin and fur to lose pigment over time. Though it typically affects dogs in patches, over the course of 2.5 years, he went from solid black to completely white. 14/10
@Driver475 Coming from someone who doesn’t show their face but talking crap abuse someone else’s looks is hilarious. Let’s compare your picture next to theirs since you like to judge. I’m waiting for your pic🤷♂️
@Driver475 This kind of post makes me assume you've never touched a woman who you haven't paid for or drugged first.
I think she looks cool as fuck, why would you call her revolting? You're a dick! 🖕
I reported this post and I received a message back from Twitter that it is not in violation of their rules.
when the right says i don't understand gun culture i guess i agree because i don't think luggage should have a bunch of loose bullets scattered inside like cheerios in the back seat of a minivan
Another American tourist has been arrested in Turks and Caicos after ammunition was found in his luggage. The 30-year-old Virginia man is one of at least four American tourists potentially facing a lengthy prison sentence under a strict new island law.
Post the last photo of your pet I’ll go first. No cheating 🏖️
@sabrina_marasa just wait until next week when he learns the word “campus”