Alana Johnston @alana_johnston
Comedian • Everyone’s everything alanajohnston.com Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2012-
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My dog got into a fight this morning with another dog and all I did to stop it was promptly fall down and get dragged by both dogs.
Routine is very important which is why I make sure to cry EVERY morning for an hour no matter what. #KeyToSuccess
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Netflix is a Joke. @ucbtla May 8. 7PM. Get tickets. netflixisajokefest.com/shows/made-in-…
Nobody takes a candid of Alana Johnston and lives to tell the tale 📸
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@alana_johnston listen to the alana parts and skip everything else for the deluxe listening experience.
So excited for my beautiful voice!!
My mom is living the dream.
They tried to hide the debut of my teal jumpsuit and they did NOT succeed.
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Convoy's got a killer show coming up! I'm real excited for this one! With Lisa Gilroy, Stephanie Allynne, Suzi Barrett, Lauren Burns, Allison Dunbar, Alana Johnston & more! 3/17! 9pm! Pay what you can! Tix: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops-…
Huge amount of friendship tonight @ 7:30pm @ElysianTheater! elysiantheater.com/shows/askusany…
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Tomorrow night at 7:30, LA - see you there! elysiantheater.com/shows/askusany…
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Some people expand their minds with Ayahuasca… I expand MY mind with “Iowa Ska.”
Dance is the only self defense.
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I cry every morning about the loyalty of dogs 🥹🐶
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was just gonna make a joke about how "Résumé" could actually be a really pretty kid's name but then I remembered we already have RENÉSMÉE...shut it down, nothing need compete
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For my birthday I pulled 7 white hairs out of my ponytail
One of my comedy idols Paula Pell is having a moment with Girls5eva so it’s important we revisit this incredible bit
Happy Sunday! I did my hair and it took forever so y’all gotta look at it.
I’m ready to be president of Thousand Oaks
Happy 4/20 to these toasted queens 😶🌫️
Begging you to sign up for my email list here: eepurl.com/hbgIpn
@alana_johnston Right! No better feeling than reading a poster that makes you feel like you’ve been sucked into a scavenger hunt against your will. Haha
I am so excited to announce that the animated project that me and the other Whitest Kids have been working on for over a decade will be premiering at the 2024 Tribecca Film Fest.
Tribeca Festival Reveals 2024 Feature Film Lineup Including New Movies With Lily Gladstone, Jenna Ortega and Michael Cera variety.com/2024/film/news…
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UM…..omg this is very cool to me I’M THE SHARK!!!!!!!!
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Oh good, I've become the lady who wakes up and dawn and commences texting people that I'm thinking about.
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