PizzaDilf @TokyoDilf
I’m in hell Chicago, IL Joined July 2016-
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Japanese women are literally begging to be impregnated but Japanese dudes are busy inventing and using the most complex gooning machines ever conceived
Japanese women are literally begging to be impregnated but Japanese dudes are busy inventing and using the most complex gooning machines ever conceived
Lori Lightfoot action figure goes crazy
Lori Lightfoot action figure goes crazy
this is the best advertisement I’ve ever seen 😭😭 whoever made this deserves an award
Just remembered this video I love her so much
What’s on the screen as soon as your parents walk into the room
I’m on the episode of Buffy where Faith sexually assaults Xander then tries to murder him. This is insane
Need the Bass Pro guy painting so bad
everyone wants to look like maniac cop Robert Z’Dar
No one who speaks German could be an evil man
I don’t know why the only time I get called into work is when I’m hungover
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‘Japanese are going extinct’
Imagine being a terrible person and also really ugly
@dyingscribe She looks like a retarded frog. Hard pass.
Elaine was funnier than Jerry dont text
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
pussy too big
He doesn’t know it but I farted on the cheese balls before he did this
Hundreds gathered in NYC to watch a masked man eat a gigantic jar of cheese balls
Already fucked them all sorry dude
"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks on, but I fear the man has who practiced one punch 10,000 times"-Bruce Lee about her probably
she literally cheered for airstrikes on women in gаza and you’re still acting like she’s a feminist icon ??
Lori Lightfoot action figure goes crazy
the average diner waitress looked like this in 1955 and all you had to do was go up and talk to them for 30 seconds to bag a wife
Dua lipa for Beauty Papers Magazine, 2024
oh BOY do I have a guy for you
they gotta start making more dudes that look like this
I need more videos of American’s Shooting their fucking dashboard’s because jesus christ, that is unhinged
they show reruns of this shit every single day, shut the fuck up
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
when you just needed Bradley Beal to score 10 points in your 8-leg parlay but now your kid’s gonna have to start roofing instead of go to college:
@DiscussingFilm “Do you think I could get that episode on air today?” yes…yes you can cause South Park and It’s Always Sunny are still airing today AND making new seasons. Dudes just projecting