Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe
Too weird to live. Too rare to die. Not old enough to remember 9/11. allmylinks.com/undeadscribe Joined June 2020-
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Just discovered that I am several types of man in one body
Just discovered that I am several types of man in one body
Lefties treat class like it’s some kind of immutable characteristic, but it’s just not particularly interesting that you decided to spend your life doing something nobody cares about and that therefore is not rewarded financially. You could definitely just go become a cop on the…
Lefties treat class like it’s some kind of immutable characteristic, but it’s just not particularly interesting that you decided to spend your life doing something nobody cares about and that therefore is not rewarded financially. You could definitely just go become a cop on the…
Your PC to you
they'll literally approach you like "i know you got bitches but i dont care" then get upset cause you got bitches
they'll literally approach you like "i know you got bitches but i dont care" then get upset cause you got bitches
Just blocked the homies cause I fought Voldemort yesterday and broke my wand and not one nigga has checked on my recovery smh
You are living wrong if your wife, mistress and ex girlfriend all hate you enough to testify against you. God is trying to tell you that you are out of pocket.
You are living wrong if your wife, mistress and ex girlfriend all hate you enough to testify against you. God is trying to tell you that you are out of pocket.
Andrew's Spidey being the only Spider-Man in any movie to canonically be able to make web constructs might make him the second or third most powerful Spider-Man in any movie including the Spiderverse movies
Andrew's Spidey being the only Spider-Man in any movie to canonically be able to make web constructs might make him the second or third most powerful Spider-Man in any movie including the Spiderverse movies
The last time I wore my black turtleneck I was in the philosophy section of a bookstore and an old guy looked at me, asked “German idealism?” and before I could say anything saw the Hegel in my hands and said “yeah, that figures” then walked away. So I’m never wearing that again.
One of my worst fears is getting into a scrap, punching a man, he drops, bangs his head & dies. Mandem avoid fighting if you can.
A Latina with a baby daddy? Come on, man. You knew she loved him.
A Latina with a baby daddy? Come on, man. You knew she loved him.
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I SAY A LOT OF THINGS
My penis is sacred and pure. It has never entered a woman. I'm saving myself. I have no idea what you're talking about.
My penis is sacred and pure. It has never entered a woman. I'm saving myself. I have no idea what you're talking about. https://t.co/5BFA9raj2T
Twitter is so amazing Where else can you find photo evidence of both infidelity and a diaper fetish
my ego. crashing out feels too close to somebody else having control over me, not on brand.
my ego. crashing out feels too close to somebody else having control over me, not on brand.
WATER TYPE FOUND
WATER TYPE FOUND https://t.co/XO1hsbKF9i
Resting your head on someone while laughing at them is so diabolical 😭
Resting your head on someone while laughing at them is so diabolical 😭
Dudes fucking rock
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I love all these pics but especially this one 😂 it can be an album cover 😄
Anti-poacher takes selfie with gorillas they are protecting
They used to run 10 hours of programming on the history channel about Hitler every day. Every 6 months they'd find a 15 second clip of his home movies and make a 4 hour mini series about it. Nobody is or was hiding this from you.
Why do they never show you clips like these?
Veep is a great show, and I don't know if I really agree with Seinfeld about woke comedy, but virtually none of these lines violate political correctness. Mostly they are jokes made at the expense of tokenism, the police, Southern men, United States foreign policy, and so on.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed to be not PC and hilarious just fine.
"you shouldn't let your cat jump on the counter" my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to
Helicopter parenting is an underrated cause for the fertility crash IMO There's a perception that it's impossible to have adult fun as a parent - no more going out on the town, ever. And in a world where it's illegal to be 10ft+ away from your kid, that's true
Lefties treat class like it’s some kind of immutable characteristic, but it’s just not particularly interesting that you decided to spend your life doing something nobody cares about and that therefore is not rewarded financially. You could definitely just go become a cop on the…
@ysytenkoff I just think we should be clear that the “poor working-class cops versus pampered and privileged Ivy Leaguers” framing that so many have of this distorts the actual realities.
So go get a job as a cop. You’ve chosen to sit around and read and write obscure papers for decades. Why would you expect that to be remunerative?
@furious_cs Yeah, I fucking live in CT and I make considerably less than the cops.
dropping a 6 minute diss track on a tuesday morning is real hatred
Kendrick Lamar on "Euphoria" 😭 “I hate the way that you walk, way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress.”
your laptop
firefox refused to restore my session that i've had going for 2+ years.... over 7k tabs down the drain....
Firefox after you closed that session:
firefox refused to restore my session that i've had going for 2+ years.... over 7k tabs down the drain....
@_zellyn It’s been a minute, I forget if they float or if they’re on the ground. Orbs float.
Feel like there used to be more orbs in games. You’d kill a guy and drop orbs, sometimes you’d have to suck all the orbs up, sometimes not. I’m sure there’s still orbs around, it just feels less central to a lot of gaming now.
Genuinely baffling that someone could only know him from these two things
LUCY'S DAD IN FALLOUT IS PAUL IN THE 1984 DUNE MOVIE?????
HE LOOKS LIKE U AT LEAST PAY SUPPORT U SAID U LOVED ME
My penis is sacred and pure. It has never entered a woman. I'm saving myself. I have no idea what you're talking about.
No one: The glossary in the back of Dune:
this is literally what dubai looks like