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Hey kids, it's shut the fuck up Friday. Cops are not your friends, do NOT speak to them.
Hey kids, it's shut the fuck up Friday. Cops are not your friends, do NOT speak to them.
the draft is an incredible experiment because they give the bad teams high picks to create parity and then they do stuff like "draft bo nix" and then literally every defensive player in the draft falls to the playoff teams
very excited this is funny again
They charged her with battery.
They charged her with battery. https://t.co/orJFJSsfbo
this tweet gets funnier and funnier after every lakers-nuggets game
Owning the wokes by laboriously crafting just the right set of prompts for an AI to draw a picture you then get mad at
Owning the wokes by laboriously crafting just the right set of prompts for an AI to draw a picture you then get mad at
obviously calling in the national guard is a huge escalation, with intense historical meaning behind it, and absolutely must not happen, but I also think a college student is way, way more likely to get popped by a local cop or state trooper than by a 20 year old guardsman.
Laiatu Latu was drafted with pick 15 of round 1 in the 2024 draft class. He scored a 9.37 #RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 114 out of 1798 DE from 1987 to 2024. ras.football/ras-informatio…
In Detroit…. Straight up drafting it… and by it… let’s just say.. Mike Penix
discussions in the Atlanta Falcons draft room:
YOU DIDN'T HIRE BILL BELICHICK BECAUSE YOU WERE WORRIED HE WAS TOO FAR DOWN THE RIVER AND THEN YOU LET THE NEW GUY INFLUENCE THE MOST GALAXY BRAIN SELECTION IN MODERN FOOTBALL HISTORY
YOU DIDN'T HIRE BILL BELICHICK BECAUSE YOU WERE WORRIED HE WAS TOO FAR DOWN THE RIVER AND THEN YOU LET THE NEW GUY INFLUENCE THE MOST GALAXY BRAIN SELECTION IN MODERN FOOTBALL HISTORY
/puts inkjet printer for home office in cart Dog: Woof woof woof Me: "What's that, girl? The higher initial price of a laser printer will be soon offset by lower cost per page?"
11 years ago I went to take pics of a pee-wee football game for the local paper I worked for and saw MHJ running past everyone. Think he had 9 TDs.
11 years ago I went to take pics of a pee-wee football game for the local paper I worked for and saw MHJ running past everyone. Think he had 9 TDs.
biden should sign a law requiring fanduel to be sold to china. enough of this
Jewish faculty member at Columbia 👇
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Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday
Possibly this kind of thing occurs because of a hysterical campaign to convince the US public that protestors against Israel are crazed anti-semites - a campaign which, when it took place in the UK, Ian Dunt supported with great enthusiasm.
The policing of those protests in the US is absolutely unhinged.
people commenting on this like “uhhmmm actually you bought branded peas and bread in sainsburys so 🥸☝️” like ?!?! do you hear yourself?!!? BREAD AND PEAS??? PEAS AND BREAD?!?!? IN A HIGHSTREET SUPERMARKET. it’s hardly going to harrods for caviar you poisoned brained tarts.
give me an election, real or fictional, and I'd tell you who I'd vote for
@sarcasticSyzygy honestly still girondins, but mainly because theyre crypto-abolitionists
@OldDreyfusard 1791 French legislative, with historical foreknowledge.
Seeing this feels like a relic from a forgotten past, like looking at the doodles of a medieval child
@Shake1n1bake Like, stop trying to talk them out of it….
I do not understand this argument, as a piece of rhetoric: every one of these examples is one where a current Supreme Court Justice will nod enthusiastically and say “Yes they should be!”
the draft is an incredible experiment because they give the bad teams high picks to create parity and then they do stuff like "draft bo nix" and then literally every defensive player in the draft falls to the playoff teams
I feel bad for Penix. It's not his fault the Falcons created that situation.
They charged her with battery.
It is worth watching this CNN video from the moment Emory Econ Professor @CarolineFohlin came across the violent arrest of a protester on campus and asked the police, with shock, "What are you doing?" That's all that prompted an officer to hurl her to the ground and handcuff her.
this tweet gets funnier and funnier after every lakers-nuggets game
Owning the wokes by laboriously crafting just the right set of prompts for an AI to draw a picture you then get mad at
If you dislike this updated Warhammer design, then you are a bigot! #Warhammer
obviously calling in the national guard is a huge escalation, with intense historical meaning behind it, and absolutely must not happen, but I also think a college student is way, way more likely to get popped by a local cop or state trooper than by a 20 year old guardsman.
Protest are rarely about the supposed topic, usually there’s an alternative & here we have it at @NorthwesternU Let’s hope that none of these students ever need to call @EvanstonPD for anything.
Pick 20 is when I start to get nervous because that's when teams start getting cute and picking dudes I haven't drawn yet like big fat jerks