Tamwise Gamgee @MoProblems25
Shire Pumpkin. Cultural Icon. Mom to the bestest puppy boy ever. Opinions so cringe I'm a danger to society or whatever that guy who blocked me said. Joined March 2014-
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It’s crazy how Trump’s mom is literally just him in drag
The only thing more annoying than Kimmel having a show is him getting booted by the worst administration ever and then him legit crying/ apologizing when he didn't owe an apology (this one time). I have SO MANY CONFLICTING feelings about this thing I don't care about at all 😂
On the eve of the Rapture my feed is nothing but shitposts. It's like Christmas and I'm too excited to sleep!
@elle91 "These jobs are for teens!" The ones in school 8 hours a day? Who do you want to serve you your mctendies on your lunch break from your super important white collar job? Fuckasses.
Guys please be honest how are u affording all these full size perfume bottles and if it's credit card debt u have to tell me
Can't wait for all the Disney adults to quietly renew their subscriptions and rebook their cruises next month
Baste
What is old is new again
What is old is new again https://t.co/a232gBwVe9
The compromise we can all agree to -- It's Crowder's fault Let the healing begin
The compromise we can all agree to -- It's Crowder's fault Let the healing begin
"I don't want this affect you but please go see my written confession I left on the desk and also please delete this text thread that makes you an accessory after the fact lmfao"
"I don't want this affect you but please go see my written confession I left on the desk and also please delete this text thread that makes you an accessory after the fact lmfao"
@TheMaineWonk The FBI should use this new technology to forensically bring back the Epstein Files that disappeared off Pam Bondi's desk.
Right wingers so mad about cancel culture they created the biggest cancel culture operation in history
Right wingers so mad about cancel culture they created the biggest cancel culture operation in history https://t.co/RFNHtDWdFs
Me watching the continuity errors and plot holes/armor in Yellowstone when Kevin Costner is on: 😍 Me watching when he's not on: what about season 1, episode 1, minute 31: 58? Am I a fucking joke to you, Taylor?! Get your shit together.
"Why are you posting so much about Charlie Kirk but not [insert tragedy about people you never heard of]?" Such a good point. Like how people listen to Beyoncé instead of their neighbor's 3rd cousin's song they posted on Facebook.
@MoProblems25 Shitty times create passionate gourds
The reason I always say there's no such thing as mis/disinformation is because the people who use those words are posting tons of out-of-context quotes and completely false memes and whataboutisms rn. No one has the bullshit barometer they think they do.
@gregthesorcerer I memorize my spells in my head, and if I ever get a concussion, I will learn a self destruction spell so I don’t have to relearn the old ones

FMU Armed Ape Takeove... @FMUniverse84
24K Followers 2K Following Brokering joy in your hearts and minds. Keep👏Clapping👏Bitch👏 GOVERNMENT IS THE BAD GUY Listen to my pOdCasT https://t.co/GWDkKpSJp7 $forestmommy
definitely not advice @stillnotadvice
31K Followers 1K Following ✨ Top Senior Chief Legal Counsel - Shadow Cabal News ✨ goddamn twitter kingpin ✨ certifiable problem ✨ The Collapse™ ✨ Bourbon and Bullshit ✨ Nestmaxxing ✨
IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork
21K Followers 3K Following Political alien, freedom lover, free speech absolutist, occasionally clever. Lover of movies, comics, music, video games/board games, etc. wife to @a_apolitical
El Señor De Los Meme... @UltimoLegend
32K Followers 7K Following Your girl’s favorite meme provider | 2nd rate shitposter with 3rd rate memes | Pro Freedom/Liberty/Guns | real life Shrek | Meme Squad™︎
Zoë @Liberty_Vixen
7K Followers 1K Following 🦊🍄🦊; Neurodivergent; Anarchy; Agorism; Psychonaut; Seeker; Motorcycles; ER nurse; Integrity is everything; wifey to @Sto1cNate; mama 👼🏻👼🏻👶🏼
SweetDee @RealUnsweetDee
9K Followers 2K Following One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied…
Capa Калáшник... @CapaKalashxoxo
11K Followers 2K Following Chronically unhinged appreciator of gats and cats.🐈⬛
Jude ⚜️Geaux Tige... @wooknponub
8K Followers 4K Following Freedom for all the things!!#AntiWar! Support @innocence #FreeDexterT! Government is violence. Salty Bitch™ achievement. George Carlinist. #killertermite #ITM
Juicy Sharts @juicysharts
12K Followers 3K Following When I’m gone, they’ll just find another monster.
LIZZY💥 @LizzyStarrrdust
16K Followers 4K Following Freedom liberty & anti-institutional narrative enthusiast. Spider from Mars. Enthusiastic Pirate Wench 🏴☠️ Skankly Tweeter, CEO, Nuanced Filled Twat fest🤘
Kali Kitty ❤️ @kali_thKitty
6K Followers 2K Following 💛❤️🖤🤍 Proudly half Indigenous. Hoist the colours 🏴 Nurse That girl who uses Twitter as her personal diary.
🦋🌸Rachel🌸�... @Russtophocles1
8K Followers 5K Following Ancap, twitter is a PsyOp Rothbardian enemy of state, guns, against the next war, Ron Paul, Austrian econ, trust Jesus🏳️⚧️ alt @rachelocles
Nuclear_Circus @Nuclear_Circus
4K Followers 4K Following Shook the door, The rattled frame, Break my soul, The window pane, Cuts the wrist, Painted pain. Unabashed supporter of @TrashRadio_ Friend to @TheAcidPunk
Julian Raccoonian @realprsn4sure
3K Followers 2K Following I like raccoons, history, and shitposting. my politics are so esoteric anymore that even I don’t understand them. #1 fan of The Girl With All Those Tattoos™️
scorpiHo @cameltho79
2K Followers 1K Following fat titty empath, wholesome queen https://t.co/niBPy5Vv9b
ChickenTender @voluntaryasmine
40K Followers 4K Following Homeschooler, Backyard farmer, hater of the state.
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
29K Followers 5K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
🎆🏴☠️🦝... @Starlakitty
6K Followers 5K Following Not a real libertarian. IRS robbing Americans since 1862 God's favorite reetard. Get off my lawn. #NoKingsButChrist✝️ Property of @crusader6734 Mountain Mama™️
M.C. Heavy Tits @dannygurl304
7K Followers 1K Following Thottin and plottin against the state. Dabble in the poasting of shit. Be on the look out for my mixtape! Is/Her
ACME's #1 Customer @Zaphod_Erisberg
967 Followers 1K Following Ancapistan stan stan probably, 3rd Stage Lensman. Cats. Guns. Cats with guns. Founder of the Dragged Out Into The Street Party. Ligma Male.
Belchee @Belchee007
636 Followers 3K Following FL transplant & KY farm owner; blessed hubby, dad & grandad; all-in Christian; libertarian-leaning conservative; loving the ride on the Trump Train! 2A rocks!
💯SethC💯 @CrystalSeth
1K Followers 772 Following Simple guy helping grow a family business in the smokies. No political affiliation. 🇺🇸🐻🌲 Duke Braves Vols Panthers(smh) Gym stuff
Frank Bonacci @WTTFmovie
2K Followers 3K Following I podcast a bunch and sometimes make movies. My mom said I’m a good, handsome boy. So there!!!
Clara Johnson @ClaraJohns45247
19 Followers 229 Following
M s @Heymanicesht
176 Followers 754 Following Independent, hardheaded, once kicked the grim reaper in the junk!
Still Shakin' It Boss @StillShakinIt
2K Followers 3K Following Old enough to remember when my being antiwar, pro-civil liberties would have made me a leftie. Power & wealth draw the worst people to lead us, from either team
JMac @stealthlogic
2K Followers 7K Following Trust me, I'm an engineer and a degenerate shit poster. Janice McAfee once replied to a comment I made, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Dr. Ronald Chevalier @DrRnldChevalier
57 Followers 69 Following
CraZyCatLady @BitchinWitch666
130 Followers 587 Following A mob of punk rock cats, pure chaos, Cat collector, gotta catch em all! #CatsOfTwitter #Cats #Comedy
Niko 🐦⬛ @VB_tins
1K Followers 2K Following Corvus ministrator, Stoic & reverer of the Old Gods. Tweets approved by my boss: a dour, distrusting raven. Once you're disconnected... can you come back?
🕳𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘�... @balloonyisalive
564 Followers 6K Following Ya nada será igual como antes, prepárense para los últimos tiempo. Be mad at your baby's daddy, not me.
Vince @bennin52988
70 Followers 111 Following
CuinnQris New Backup ... @CuinnQris2
48 Followers 202 Following Unable to access my main account for reasons that haven't been explained to me. I’m guessing X is trying to teach me a lesson for not paying to verify it.
Taylor @JustTaylorOH
169 Followers 463 Following Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God have mercy on me, a sinner
🥜𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕫 ... @BigWalnuTTsII
472 Followers 875 Following I eat ass like its watermelon🍉. 🪖🫡Army Vet 19k🇺🇸 https://t.co/6Rav2Mz3gc
Whoosa Goodboy @Whoosa_Goodboy
1K Followers 5K Following I’m here to have fun and talk shit. If you get offended, that’s on you. Domestic Violent Extremist. Proud Union Member.
Susan Oblak @oblaksuzie
0 Followers 21 Following
Daisy BB Guns @DaisyRifles
54K Followers 23K Following Daisy Outdoor Products makes the famous Red Ryder BB Gun among many other low-power airguns.
lisa @lisa77401317306
10 Followers 203 Following Pioneer Wealth: Prof. Matthew’s AI + finance pros boost profits! Free 1st month. AI scans data, experts guide stocks/crypto. Click to join now!
~Ҩu€€n ߓߋ ᭒�... @midniteMagiC79
494 Followers 481 Following too smart or too яетагded for the general population #lovecheesehatecrocs 🚫NO DMS🚫
KW @KentPWi
677 Followers 3K Following My belief in your inherent rights does not change based on who you like or don't like, or what you do or don't do. Follows/retweets do not mean endorsement.
StephenforVols @StephenforVols
2K Followers 3K Following Conservative Tennesseean Love God,Family, Country,Volunteers, Braves, Nascar Keselowski,Fishing, fanatic of Great cars=HP Retired HVAC and Ref. tech NO DMs!
STEGGZO90 @steggzo90
111 Followers 1K Following
MsBratty @MsBrattyGoddess
92 Followers 86 Following
Chadillac @Chadillac09
298 Followers 860 Following Chicago resident, Michigan transplant. Linac engineer. Water and outdoors lover. Food lover. People lover. Tech lover. Love lover. TIME Person Of The Year 2006.
Sheila @lucylollittle1
1K Followers 5K Following 🔍If you had 100 acres & absolute freedom what would you build & why it matters!📚Bibliophile. INFJ. Watching the stars, building the future. Let's fix this!
Hostess @ the DP @donnerpartyhost
103 Followers 157 Following I'm making something beautiful and loving life. I hope you are, too. ❤️
Pedo_Hater76_369 @MAD_AMERICAN76
3K Followers 8K Following America 1st. 1A-2A. Fuck Globalism. 🚫Porn bots. 🚫 Stupid People. FAFO. Trump Won. Babbitt was murdered. J6 and COVID were scams. Libtards are pedophiles.
Troyble @All_The_Freedom
367 Followers 438 Following Barely visible. Stowaway, statue, fit for nobody. Maximum freedom advocate. Don't tell me what to do.
OhPervyOne @Oh_Pervy_One
670 Followers 4K Following Identifies as Rastafari. Pronouns are I & I. Those who blindly block "Pronoun People" are missing out on some potential comedy gold (intentional or otherwise).
Bella Vida @Bornawoman99
4K Followers 3K Following Feminist and story reader. Pro women’s rights to single sex spaces. Leftish. Ex Labour. Pro nationalised health and anti the sell off of UK assets. Bernie fan.
Ronnie Paulson @RonniePaulson77
3K Followers 6K Following Ex oilfield trash. Chain hand with all ten fingers. Too broke to be woke and I choke when I joke. Phuck around Phind out. Independent Pirate For Hire ⛓️⚔️⛓️
FMU Armed Ape Takeove... @FMUniverse84
24K Followers 2K Following Brokering joy in your hearts and minds. Keep👏Clapping👏Bitch👏 GOVERNMENT IS THE BAD GUY Listen to my pOdCasT https://t.co/GWDkKpSJp7 $forestmommy
definitely not advice @stillnotadvice
31K Followers 1K Following ✨ Top Senior Chief Legal Counsel - Shadow Cabal News ✨ goddamn twitter kingpin ✨ certifiable problem ✨ The Collapse™ ✨ Bourbon and Bullshit ✨ Nestmaxxing ✨
IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork
21K Followers 3K Following Political alien, freedom lover, free speech absolutist, occasionally clever. Lover of movies, comics, music, video games/board games, etc. wife to @a_apolitical
El Señor De Los Meme... @UltimoLegend
32K Followers 7K Following Your girl’s favorite meme provider | 2nd rate shitposter with 3rd rate memes | Pro Freedom/Liberty/Guns | real life Shrek | Meme Squad™︎
Zoë @Liberty_Vixen
7K Followers 1K Following 🦊🍄🦊; Neurodivergent; Anarchy; Agorism; Psychonaut; Seeker; Motorcycles; ER nurse; Integrity is everything; wifey to @Sto1cNate; mama 👼🏻👼🏻👶🏼
SweetDee @RealUnsweetDee
9K Followers 2K Following One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied…
Capa Калáшник... @CapaKalashxoxo
11K Followers 2K Following Chronically unhinged appreciator of gats and cats.🐈⬛
Jude ⚜️Geaux Tige... @wooknponub
8K Followers 4K Following Freedom for all the things!!#AntiWar! Support @innocence #FreeDexterT! Government is violence. Salty Bitch™ achievement. George Carlinist. #killertermite #ITM
Juicy Sharts @juicysharts
12K Followers 3K Following When I’m gone, they’ll just find another monster.
LIZZY💥 @LizzyStarrrdust
16K Followers 4K Following Freedom liberty & anti-institutional narrative enthusiast. Spider from Mars. Enthusiastic Pirate Wench 🏴☠️ Skankly Tweeter, CEO, Nuanced Filled Twat fest🤘
Kali Kitty ❤️ @kali_thKitty
6K Followers 2K Following 💛❤️🖤🤍 Proudly half Indigenous. Hoist the colours 🏴 Nurse That girl who uses Twitter as her personal diary.
🦋🌸Rachel🌸�... @Russtophocles1
8K Followers 5K Following Ancap, twitter is a PsyOp Rothbardian enemy of state, guns, against the next war, Ron Paul, Austrian econ, trust Jesus🏳️⚧️ alt @rachelocles
Nuclear_Circus @Nuclear_Circus
4K Followers 4K Following Shook the door, The rattled frame, Break my soul, The window pane, Cuts the wrist, Painted pain. Unabashed supporter of @TrashRadio_ Friend to @TheAcidPunk
Julian Raccoonian @realprsn4sure
3K Followers 2K Following I like raccoons, history, and shitposting. my politics are so esoteric anymore that even I don’t understand them. #1 fan of The Girl With All Those Tattoos™️
scorpiHo @cameltho79
2K Followers 1K Following fat titty empath, wholesome queen https://t.co/niBPy5Vv9b
ChickenTender @voluntaryasmine
40K Followers 4K Following Homeschooler, Backyard farmer, hater of the state.
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
29K Followers 5K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
🎆🏴☠️🦝... @Starlakitty
6K Followers 5K Following Not a real libertarian. IRS robbing Americans since 1862 God's favorite reetard. Get off my lawn. #NoKingsButChrist✝️ Property of @crusader6734 Mountain Mama™️
M.C. Heavy Tits @dannygurl304
7K Followers 1K Following Thottin and plottin against the state. Dabble in the poasting of shit. Be on the look out for my mixtape! Is/Her
ACME's #1 Customer @Zaphod_Erisberg
967 Followers 1K Following Ancapistan stan stan probably, 3rd Stage Lensman. Cats. Guns. Cats with guns. Founder of the Dragged Out Into The Street Party. Ligma Male.
Dr. Ronald Chevalier @DrRnldChevalier
57 Followers 69 Following
Still Shakin' It Boss @StillShakinIt
2K Followers 3K Following Old enough to remember when my being antiwar, pro-civil liberties would have made me a leftie. Power & wealth draw the worst people to lead us, from either team
CraZyCatLady @BitchinWitch666
130 Followers 587 Following A mob of punk rock cats, pure chaos, Cat collector, gotta catch em all! #CatsOfTwitter #Cats #Comedy
🥜𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕫 ... @BigWalnuTTsII
472 Followers 875 Following I eat ass like its watermelon🍉. 🪖🫡Army Vet 19k🇺🇸 https://t.co/6Rav2Mz3gc
patriarchal_girl @patriarchalgirl
10K Followers 341 Following Celebrating men. #MensRights #PatriarchyDebate Support my content - https://t.co/hu4Z4fiTKm
Troyble @All_The_Freedom
367 Followers 438 Following Barely visible. Stowaway, statue, fit for nobody. Maximum freedom advocate. Don't tell me what to do.
MrsChief @MamaChiefxo
2K Followers 505 Following 32 | mom🤰🏼| married @DaddyChief85 💍| Horny 25/8 | ur fav Canadian farmer & throat goat 🌶️ @MilkyMamaChief https://t.co/5ThSFz5SG8 https://t.co/QH7u79Rwgl
ႶᎥᏟᏫႱᏋ�... @SnarkyPotatoes
4K Followers 3K Following Potato aficionado 🥔 Kinda retarded, NGL 🥔 Weird AF 🥔 MAGA, motherfuckers 🥔 Introvert 🥔 @donutpatrol451's personal potato 🥔
Redacted_Kracka_Actua... @Redacted_Kracka
591 Followers 2K Following Former Doomer, Forgiven Sinner, Nobody, Unfucker Of Things, Memetic Insurgent, 3DP Hobbyist, 2A Extremist, Mostly Parody and Satire Memes And Propaganda
The DISS-Countess Far... @dyslexicTRAD
375 Followers 617 Following I was written by a WIZARD with autism High Priestess for LØRD CÜCKHÖØR 💥 I am irl waifu to @BANDITJuicebar beloved Farmer and fren ✨️🪿
KillerPuggle @KPuggle
1K Followers 695 Following single dad, pro guns, pro freedom, sobriety start 10/20/2023 and going strong!
ZackSweez 25 @ZSweez2553
555 Followers 1K Following Farm bred, libertarian, anti establishment, no mRNA gene therapies for me. Living on conquered territory. #letsgooilers
DinGamecock @DinGrogu117
41 Followers 368 Following
Melanie @MelDutchie
2K Followers 1K Following May you ever be intoxicated with her love.https://t.co/KeboQ08Xec
🐰𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕�... @ShadowBunnyXoXo
290 Followers 596 Following I eat ass like its watermelon🍉. They Call me 🥜BigWalnuTTs🥜 🪖🫡Army Vet 19k🇺🇸 https://t.co/xO2bKNferI
Stoic Gulag Inmate #6... @stoicfather
5K Followers 7K Following Top 0.1% disinfluencer. Divorced Father. Crepe/Blintz/Haggis background Proud prostate owner
Ultimate Dad Bod Cham... @NerdySmurph
594 Followers 1K Following Without me, this account wouldn't exist.
🦈🇺🇸Adam🇺�... @WalMartWigger
208 Followers 640 Following 24 wheeled rally mechanic. TLE Board Member. NAP misser. Must've been a water hauler.
Short Bus @sexymsfrizzle
299 Followers 449 Following Learning to love the hard lessons God provides me.
👻Spooky Ghost Dog ... @HamsterBone12
3K Followers 1K Following 1a,2a,Meme Pondering Philosophizer. Dark humor aficionado. Habitual Shitposter. Possible Ghost Doggo with a dash of Parody, Satire & Shenanigans. GM advocate
Josh🌲 @oshgosh_b_Josh
666 Followers 792 Following Christian | An Appeal To Heaven | Proponent of individual liberty and personal responsibility | Heritage American
shhh... @Chr0ng0n
161 Followers 2K Following ......stop telling secrets. Apparently the truth is a secret.
GOThistorian @GOThistorian
7K Followers 110 Following All things A Song of Ice and Fire, Game of Thrones & House of the Dragon ❄️🔥🐉
KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore
3K Followers 2K Following I'll let you decide what you think. 🖕🏼bots/ Side note, I’m old fashioned: I prefer to pay for a woman the old world way, through alimony and not cashapp.
Nick @TerribleNick3
118 Followers 376 Following
Taryn 🌙 @yourmatchmyfire
252 Followers 232 Following 'a bit much' - my mom 《 Always Sunny, Hannibal, House MD, X-Files, Succession, etc. lots of things. 》
BRICKNATION_Munyun @Nigwardfancyson
426 Followers 492 Following brick nation 3 star general #bricknation #brickbybrick
The Audacity of Beks @BeksWineWhiskey
7K Followers 3K Following 🐹•NSFW•Horrifically savage•Pagan•Go outside•Do it until your mascara runs•Always remember Ben;🫶🏻💜💔 @koathedogtn
Joe Schroeder @JoeSchr83599303
923 Followers 1 Following just sharing stuff I like, while posting nonsense
Leslie @lesisincognito
85 Followers 122 Following
Crazy Wolf @nudawaya
11K Followers 12K Following Writer, philosopher, interdimensional adventurer, temporal refugee, Constitutional Libertarian, 2A All the Way, Naturalist, Totemist, with delusions of humanity
Brain "Bunyip" Boroim... @BrainBoroimhe
580 Followers 736 Following Marxists always say, "seize the means of production," never, "create the means of production."
Spicy Water @darklinedish
115 Followers 127 Following
Rooster @smiling_fenrir
836 Followers 576 Following Extracurricular: lying outside one's regular duties or routine Autopsy: a seeing with one's own eyes. ☀️ Stay Solar ऋत
♡ Eve ♡ @evecullen610
34K Followers 18K Following gently, touch me with your words (my tweets...my words)© •she/her• #oneforever
Sista Unicorn, The Sk... @PBTunicorndaddy
822 Followers 578 Following Mafia boss of the woke mob 💅‼️NSFW‼️ he/him/it/its
Laughing Lions 🦁 @LaffingLions
1K Followers 3K Following Headlines with the Head Lion. *Tradition, history, ancestry, nation, culture, righty politics, & lots of laffs!* “Every joke is a tiny revolution." -G. Orwell
Cat O’ Nine Tales �... @NineCato
4K Followers 2K Following voluntaryist, artist, horse lover, STEM. Don’t hurt people and don’t steal their stuff. #omnist #Voluntaryism
Dangerous Freedom @PerilousFreedom
2K Followers 2K Following Taxation is Theft • Tin Foil Hat Gang • Abolish 2 Party System • Go Birds 🦅 #FlyEaglesFly