Pants 'sorrey what?' edition @PantsBenjamin
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Dipping my ween in the burger King fryers
Dipping my ween in the burger King fryers
Probably.
Probably. https://t.co/lxHSXq7AKI
What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try. The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum. There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.
baby reindeer was mastabatory nonsense
I don't know why yall are hating. This is the kind of cocaine energy our celebs have been missing since mulaney went to rehab
I don't know why yall are hating. This is the kind of cocaine energy our celebs have been missing since mulaney went to rehab
It's too bad neither area is equipped with internet, otherwise this would be a banger 🙏
It's too bad neither area is equipped with internet, otherwise this would be a banger 🙏
Night shift again and all I can think about it improving on my chicken and waffles recipe 😭
i made something
honestly living in a cupboard under the stairs is kind of a dream.. we should have seen these kind of warning signs from jk earlier
biscuit day cont. with a nice lil fried chicky dinner
I be hitting some yoinky sploinky ass dances when I'm home alone
It's raining Ben (pants from TpTV) Hallelujah it's raining Ben (pants from TpTV)
The first-time biscuits were a massive success please clap
Gunna try making biscuits for the first time this morning.... wish me luck 😬
Bruce loves you and wants you to have a great Friday
alberta is canadian essex
i am once again asking for protests to be less disruptive
Do Predators from the movie Predator practice sustainable hunting practices?
Russ (Reborn) @RussellFroudek
908 Followers 805 Following Host of The Important Questions Podcast - click the damned link
Pigeon | Rizzler Edit.. @ThePigeonShowTV
325 Followers 1K Following Twitch Affiliate | guitarist for Turing | 7.5Mil Spotify streams, apparently | Composer and Audio Engineer | Twitch: ThePigeonShow | Fiverr: BenOBrienAudio
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
19K Followers 7K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
Obby the Bird! 🐦 @ObbyTheBird
517 Followers 1K Following Bird IRL and URL. I love to draw wacky toons and voice act. I stream my art and trippy games! 🐦🐦🐦 2X yrs. | any pronouns | pfp art by @Arkulus_
Dr. Doug 🥼💊💉.. @RaptorBreath
3K Followers 1K Following big dumb, shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband
💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�.. @Crazy_ButCute2
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𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖌�.. @frigginfrench
5K Followers 735 Following Friendly funeral home binch. Being alive is weird. AHOY!
Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard
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aeilyk 🍓🩷 @aeilyk
341 Followers 465 Following ethereal being 🍓🩷 wrestling, art, crochet, baking, & gardening 🩷
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
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That Mom Tho @mom_tho
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💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit
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Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
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mike☺︎ (joke f.. @PhilipJFried
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Coleen Hidinger @ColeHidinge
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Neanu @Neanu41222
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Brenny @sithbrenn
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Lorrie Michelet @lorr_michele
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ella (tiktok: @blonde.. @blondehotcoffee
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a billion iotas @SwissSmarty
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Duane Morse @ILOVEQUOTEBOOKS
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Benny, the Dirty Moch.. @GotJbenny
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Deborah Witt @DeborahWit7080
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Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
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jaydensmith @Jaydensmithplug
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Beefsteak 🐄 @ol_scarbrain
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Promote Your Video (2.. @Melissa88855862
1K Followers 5K Following Promote your Video / Music 👉 https://t.co/ZZs2YwKWVf ➡️Instagram, Facebook, Twitter... 🎵Youtube, Soundcloud, Spotify....
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238 Followers 1K Following 🐫 🎀 ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐒𝐡𝐞/𝐇𝐞𝐫:𝐕𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐗 𝐢𝐫𝐥...𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 #𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝟐𝐝/𝟑𝐝 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒
Zina Cattaneo @ZinCattan
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8K Followers 3K Following Serving strange stories, myths and memes daily. Laugh in the face of horror! 恐怖の酒場
Sheaud @sheaud24562
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Sheila Frazier @sheila_fra50266
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Posmood @Posmood160381
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Russ (Reborn) @RussellFroudek
908 Followers 805 Following Host of The Important Questions Podcast - click the damned link
Pigeon | Rizzler Edit.. @ThePigeonShowTV
325 Followers 1K Following Twitch Affiliate | guitarist for Turing | 7.5Mil Spotify streams, apparently | Composer and Audio Engineer | Twitch: ThePigeonShow | Fiverr: BenOBrienAudio
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
19K Followers 7K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
Obby the Bird! 🐦 @ObbyTheBird
517 Followers 1K Following Bird IRL and URL. I love to draw wacky toons and voice act. I stream my art and trippy games! 🐦🐦🐦 2X yrs. | any pronouns | pfp art by @Arkulus_
Dr. Doug 🥼💊💉.. @RaptorBreath
3K Followers 1K Following big dumb, shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband
💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�.. @Crazy_ButCute2
248K Followers 14K Following I lift things up and put them down. I love food. I look good naked. link in bio 💁🏼♀️ SLE/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯
𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖌�.. @frigginfrench
5K Followers 735 Following Friendly funeral home binch. Being alive is weird. AHOY!
Adam @adamgreattweet
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Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard
56K Followers 3K Following 🥪 take these broken wings and learn to fly 🏔
aeilyk 🍓🩷 @aeilyk
341 Followers 465 Following ethereal being 🍓🩷 wrestling, art, crochet, baking, & gardening 🩷
NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
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nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
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Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee
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Matty @bestestname
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That Mom Tho @mom_tho
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname
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Kaya 🫶🏻🪩✨ @kyylien
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ella (tiktok: @blonde.. @blondehotcoffee
2K Followers 2K Following i only tweet when i’m high or manic
K @bootyfruityjudy
496 Followers 101 Following mommy yarn slut https://t.co/Q0Y4ku2q38 https://t.co/axUdRt3snb
Benny, the Dirty Moch.. @GotJbenny
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Lexi Lo @loachy16
392 Followers 604 Following Metal Muppet. Pokémon. Barnsley FC fan. 33. Lunch enjoyer. He/Him. Art profile: @alex_loach
grace ☆૮꒰•༝.. @warmhheart
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Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious
60 Minutes @60Minutes
1.3M Followers 516 Following The most successful news magazine in TV history, offering hard-hitting investigative reports, interviews, feature segments and profiles of people in the news.
Jaythechou @jaythechou
351K Followers 22 Following And the Oscar goes to Paddington 3 You can find my other Paddington Photoshops at https://t.co/HPXhncqHx6
Neener Neener Neener�.. @neenertothe3
3K Followers 2K Following Banner is Twitter and a few of the missuses
Beefsteak 🐄 @ol_scarbrain
2K Followers 1K Following She/they. ♌️♋️♐️ Single mom of 3 with multiple sclerosis. Born & raised in Evansville, IN - home of the Poon Saloon. Operating phones, typing very fast. 🏳️🌈
𝕿𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖗�.. @tavernofterrors
8K Followers 3K Following Serving strange stories, myths and memes daily. Laugh in the face of horror! 恐怖の酒場
Philthy Casual Media @PhilthyMedia
1K Followers 2K Following he/him I make short form retro game review, history, and fun fact videos. https://t.co/A5ZBJn0XAu
Mychal @mychal3ts
150K Followers 3K Following “Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card” 📚
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
327K Followers 14K Following What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)
johnnylostcause @johnnylostcaus3
325 Followers 1K Following horror and sci-fi nut who loves cats and would really like to get to sleep He/Him/Radical Queer Punk Dude
Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch
331K Followers 13 Following Officially grouchy from Sesame Street. Scram!
Angry Possum ᘛ⁐̤.. @AngryPossum69
1K Followers 2K Following 36, angry void. I like to fight. Lobster God. Down with capitalism. Free Palestine. Parody for legal purposes. https://t.co/0u9l0xh9YN
RheaRipley_WWE @RheaRipley_WWE
1.1M Followers 445 Following MAMI… 1st Women’s World Champion! - Now out for BLOOD!
it’s a purple space.. @otoPICO
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JW @ohthatfknguy
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Mike Skinner @mikeskinnerltd
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Cashlin @CashlinRap
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L.E. @LE_Kay88
761 Followers 1K Following May be closer than appears. Probably stupid. Completely oblivious. Sometimes I think things and then I tweet them.
Every time you share a video of police brutality, share this stuff too
Students pushing APD back chanting “off our campus”
Every time I step into a kitchen like this I get the urge to underage drink
Wow… you sound almost as down bad as your political career #DivaDown
They are leaving out the part about this man punching their 70 yr old grandmother in the face knocking her to the ground...those are her grandsons. *context added*
BREAKING REPORT: ⚠️ Violence erupts at Busch Gardens… IS THIS THE NEW AMERICA or JOE’S AMERICA?
It’s so disgustingly unsurprising that even celeb boomers refuse to cede to progress and instead need to make themselves victims of it.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
i’m kind of a big deal 😎🤩 (everyone knows me and i hate my life i have zero privacy in my town)
the hater in me really wanted to shit on this but she genuinely looks like she’s having the time of her life
Merry and Pippin have a sniper rifle this time. The whole trilogy takes approximately 37 minutes.
Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy is coming back again — but it’s a bit different this time. hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
frank called mac a f*ggot on air like 3 years ago
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
I mean ur degree is worthless if you ended up stupid enough to cry over a flag
Since I was a 12 year-old lower-middle class kid from Kentucky, I wanted to go to Harvard. I’ve been proud of it my entire life. I even went twice. Today is the first time I’ve ever considered burning my degrees.
Squat on my cock or stop watching me beat my meat bro
We’ve now entered the “cops tear gassing kids for protesting genocide” stage.
VA police really tear gassing VCU students at night this is sick the protest was completely peaceful
In 1986 we occupied the Dean’s office & built a shantytown in @Harvard Yard to force the university to divest from companies profiting from apartheid S. Africa. They threatened us with expulsion. We said, “F*uck you, we won’t do what you tell us.” Students! Thanks for keeping…
Harvard admin passed students disciplinary slips, but they had their own to give back
Hey good morning from Belfast.
Kendrick Lamar’s ‘good kid, m.A.A.d city’ has now spent 600 weeks (11.5 years) on the Billboard Hot 200 Chart 📈 It becomes the 1st rap album in history to achieve this milestone 🏆
"Metal sucks now" says man who just put out an album with an AI album cover
DEICIDE Frontman Laments State Of Metal Scene: 'All We Have Is A Bunch Of Wannabe-WEEZER-Looking Dudes Trying To Play Metal' blabbermouth.net/news/deicide-f…
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
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