Shrek but Irish @IamPhartacus
am I Phartacus or am I bravely pretending to be Phartacus? you get the idea. we have fun here twitter.com/search?q=(from… 6312 Joined December 2020-
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we filled the Irish cricket team with Pakistani immigrants and they fucking hammered England you Nazi pricks will never break the bond between our peoples
we filled the Irish cricket team with Pakistani immigrants and they fucking hammered England you Nazi pricks will never break the bond between our peoples
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Today on learning of Henry Kissinger's untimely death, I'm reminded of how important it is to have sympathy for the dead. The quality of life in hell hasn't dropped this much in one day since the gotterdammerüng
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*cuts off ear* It's Gogh time.
if you have to scroll up to see the other person's last message, you've said too much
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people who manage to make every conversation into a story about themselves as the star of a Greek tragedy, ok calm down Bragamemnon
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[garden of Eden] Adam: you'd be so pretty if you smiled Eve: think I'm gonna go talk to that snake
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I'm on the alcohol and pizza diet. It's not working at all. I have reduced my lifespan by decades
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Weird how before this year no one had a fear of being trapped on a submarine full of billionaires
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I'd love to see you next time either of us has any money, time, energy, or interest in leaving our homes
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Don't recommend my account to others. They'll never trust you again.
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Had a strong drink and now I'm online ordering a bunch of books for my kids with reckless abandon, reckless I tell you
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I’m pretty sure that all the young people in the office don’t invite me to their pool party because they just assume I’ve got some sort of high society affair to attend to.
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“I’m just all about those positive vibes”…I say as I listen to my third serial killer podcast of the day
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Dance like somebody is recording you with their phone
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