Jack @wakeupangry
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I like that out of anything that the tooth fairy could possibly choose to do, with a pill bottle half-full of baby teeth, it merely settles on scaring cats. Which is just flat out cool.
I like that out of anything that the tooth fairy could possibly choose to do, with a pill bottle half-full of baby teeth, it merely settles on scaring cats. Which is just flat out cool.
I will delete this at 1mil views
@wakeupangry And more cowbell doesn't help at all.
@wakeupangry your face is a low grade fever
@StephenKing Watch out, Jack is going to beat you at horror!
@StephenKing Watch out, Jack is going to beat you at horror!
@wakeupangry Everything, Jackie, everything. All you know, friend, is a huge lie!!!
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I’ve been too anxious to eat or sleep for the past day and a half. Probably need to do something about that.
I like that out of anything that the tooth fairy could possibly choose to do, with a pill bottle half-full of baby teeth, it merely settles on scaring cats. Which is just flat out cool.
I imagine the tooth fairy as a creep who has like a pill bottle half full of baby teeth and shakes it to scare cats and stuff. Anyways you’re welcome Stephen King.
One of the three favorite films I've ever been involved with. The only one of those three that I felt comfortable about enough to host a screening as a fundraiser at my daughter's middle school. I love it still and forever. See the BOD chapter in my memoir, Revenge of the Nerd.
@wakeupangry And more cowbell doesn't help at all.
@StephenKing Watch out, Jack is going to beat you at horror!
I imagine the tooth fairy as a creep who has like a pill bottle half full of baby teeth and shakes it to scare cats and stuff. Anyways you’re welcome Stephen King.
@wakeupangry Everything, Jackie, everything. All you know, friend, is a huge lie!!!
When a doctor wants you to try a new med
Before unions, the working class would break into their boss' house in the middle of the night and beat his ass in front of his family until labor conditions improved, or he was dead. Just saying, that's the alternative to not working with unions.