Danzig Ate My Baby @20eyeDocs
well, shit… Joined October 2010-
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i just saw the @ name “childrenofthecornbread & it’s honestly the only funny thing I’ve seen here in months
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somehow my “suck a fattie” fightin’ words didn’t have quite the same impact I intended
had that nail salon nightmare again where one of them held me down while the other one glued on those 5” acrylic shit-scoopers
I can only send so many “He has risen” eggplant emoji Easter greetings
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my toxic trait is smelling directly from the beaker instead of wafting
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(leans in) the only thing big about me is the space I take up in a conversation
people vote with their friends, not their heads
apparently they’re having a sale on meth today at my local Walmart
this potato salad is trash {eats the rest & licks the fork clean}
(wish I could take credit for this) Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
you may remember me warning you about TikTok way back in 2018
so glad the golfing community gets to help dictate my circadian rhythm #FUCKDST
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tiktok our way right into nuclear war w China sounds good
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Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium Me: 0mg
⚠️ severe weather take shelter now ⚠️ Midwesterners: no I don’t think I will
@midwestern_ope Get the lawn chairs, Mildred. We’ll sit on the patio this afternoon and watch. If it rains too hard we’ll move into the garage with the door open and maybe have supper while it’s hailing. That way we’ll be near the beer fridge and maybe your brother and his wife will stop in.…
Anyone have this Coming of Age behind-the-school with the Cool Kids memory?
@fashion_nfl The tops look great but no stripes on the blue and white pants is a huge miss
@fashion_nfl THEY DONT HAVE STRIPES ON THE BLUE AND WHITE PANTS
@fashion_nfl No stripes on the white or blue pants 👎🏻
@fashion_nfl Hate the plain pants the nfl needs to stop that and it makes me scared of what they’re gonna do with the broncos
@fashion_nfl Why the white practice pants again noooo
@fashion_nfl These were so close to being awesome. The “Detroit” across the chest on their white uni’s ruins that one tho. Looks amateur & unnecessary. As does the white pants w/ no panels. Looks like college uni’s. All these teams keep going for the monochrome look w/ no stripes & it sucks.
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lmao. Well, I suppose this confirms the legitimacy.
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The official program of “Please god, no, I’m a child, don’t make me watch this.”
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