Finger Taints @ArtIsMyPorn
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Current emotional state: crying because the greedy jerk banker bought the school in Walnut Grove a case of books so he could be Laura's fishing buddy.
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Time travelers: I have one, unused, mint condition 2023 day planner for sale. Serious inquiries only.
Cat the Dog is not doing well. My heart is breaking.
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I just bought two dolphins on the dark web
Can't wait until we get nuked so I can tell people they have a glow about them and actually mean it.
The plus side of rising food prices is that I no longer am.
How can I possibly worry about my own mental stability when our nation's infrastructure is crumbling?
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I’ve only got two, maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops.
Saw an article written by a mechanical physics professor about how to de-ice your car windshield. Let me sum up his dissertation: use your defroster.
So @VerizonSupport when do you open? I don't want to schedule a call back 2 days from now, I needed assistance yesterday...
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@AssusReamus Yes, the goddess @ArtIsMyPorn and she is just as genuine and awesome in real life!
Hootie got arrested, I'm wearing gnome socks and planning on having nightmares about dycinian goggles in a whole They Live vibe. Happy Friday.
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[getting into a nondescript van] so how much candy are we talking about
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I keep all my crystals charged in case I get stressed out and need to transfer negative energy, and this seems completely sane and normal until I tell another adult human and see the look on their face.
I'm ready to be drafted. For 40-plus years, I've been jamming Q-tips into my ears with little regard for my own safety, so strap me up sarge.
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just drank a fifth of honey, dare me to hive?
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This is what a real man's hand looks like. Just kidding, that's from my cat
I asked Google's AI to generate an image of a cool car
Time travelers: I have one, unused, mint condition 2023 day planner for sale. Serious inquiries only.
These Skechers aren't the panty-droppers I thought they'd be.
Been a productive morning. Time for all the weed.
I happened upon a new layer of grief this week and holy screaming shitballs, just when you think you have been through it your brain goes into hyperdrive and you are left in a puddle.
@ArtIsMyPorn Oh, C. I’m so sorry. Hope things turn around. x
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