Carls Russ @BeatrixFormat
England, United Kingdom Joined July 2012-
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[turning off my hearing aids] My girlfriend: You don't wear hearing aids Me: WHAT?
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up early to warn the worms
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Why they got the robot dressed like Adam Sandler
Why they got the robot dressed like Adam Sandler
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oh so you think you can do my job better than me? ok yeah good point
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ME: what’s for dinner KIDNAPPER: omg we let you go four hours ago
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I have to be on twitter for my facial recognition to work
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my grandma just called him “alien musk” unironically
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Almost like women gained rights!
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Me: *puts something in the microwave* Me 3 minutes later: wtf is that beeping sound?
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everyone knows that cash is fake money. debit card is real money. credit card is real money but in a bad way. and paying for things by tapping your phone is the fakest money of all
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I’ve watched this like 6 times 😭😂
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Nods head.
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RIP TikTok I deleted my 2019 Fat Joe tweet from here and put it on TikTok for safekeeping from copyright strikes so now I’ll move it back here I guess
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the duality of man
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Oh really? We’ll see what the same 6 people who always agree with me think about that
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