Tiny Starks @MrJeremyHorn
I was homecoming king in high school. My therapist calls this 'my peak'. I currently live with your mom and her cats whom she refers to as her real children. everythingyou.com Joined July 2011-
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Happy World Book Day! Can anyone recommend any good shows to binge-watch?
Finally a write-in candidate I can have faith in come November elections!
All these fools giving me crap about pineapple pizza and got nothing to say about Butter Chicken 🙄🇮🇳
I've never cancelled someone before. How does it work? Are there forms you fill out? Do you just email the Democratic National Convention directly? Cancel @NarinVann immediately before he strikes again
Happy Thesaurus Day! I hope it's nothing short of.... Shoot. I got nothing. #ThesaurusDay
Anybody wanna go halvsies with me on a lab in Wuhan? Barely used!
UW Football has only themselves to blame for choosing not to activate me for the game and instead redshirt me for the 25th year in a row
#2 Heisman Runner-Up #2 Wide Receiver in the country THROW THE BALL *Tests their DBs* THROW THE BALL *Opens up the run game* THROW THE BALL *Gets your world class QB and receivers into a rhythm* THROW THE BALL *Keeps the Defense on their toes and reacting to you* THROW THE BALL
Bralen Trice about to introduce himself to the world 🌎 🐺
I just told my Mom about how Catholics don't take their Christmas decorations down until the Sunday after Epiphany (January 7th). Wendy is now currently claiming some vague association with Catholicism the same way white people claim to be "1/16 Cherokee". Your move Protestants
You know what’s weak? A state with no volcanoes. Michigan is one of those states.
Somebody check on McConaughey to see if he's alright alright alright
“Jesus, you up?” *piece begins to move* “I H-A-V-E A B-O-Y-F-R-I-E-N-D”
“Jesus, you up?” *piece begins to move* “I H-A-V-E A B-O-Y-F-R-I-E-N-D”
R-Truth needs to be in the Royal Rumble this year. One last big run ✊🏿
Can you believe it's 2023 and I'm still writing checks?
Can you believe I'm still writing 2023 on all my checks?
My therapist wants to be my friend. That makes me believe they don't have a good enough therapist themself.
Bret Hart vs The Undertaker Summerslam 1997 Highlights
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
wisalallen @wisalallen
25K Followers 2K Following lisa wallen (she/her)• stand up comedian • twitch partner • host of weirdly obsessed pod • pfp @angryangryd • contact: [email protected]
cory michaelis @MrCoryMichaelis
1K Followers 358 Following Comedian and Negative Influencer - Host of @EverettComedy | 70 Million Comedy Special Views | All the links: https://t.co/x2vYEqBANG…
Kermet Apio @kermetapio
1K Followers 707 Following Comedian, Dad, Husband, Amateur Philanthropist, Player To Be Named Later, Club Card Member, Apologist.
JRGin @GinRumMe
21K Followers 11K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
24K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
Naïve American @nahdude83
393 Followers 674 Following I'm a middle aged man restarting life. I also need help. See my GoFundMe or I can make something for you through my Etsy shoppe below 👇🏽 DM for custom art!
Shamar Mullen @mullen_sha16477
118 Followers 3K Following
Sandy @sandy_montgomer
221 Followers 3K Following
Blanche @morrow11blanche
169 Followers 3K Following
JohnRiggs @johnblueriggs
26K Followers 2K Following retro gaming, wrestling, cereal fan 🏆 Chew Chew Mimic 🎙️ Driving Strikers, Pixel Ripped 1978 🎬 @allsortsmovie https://t.co/o36r4TgzJJ [email protected]
drop.dead.gorgeous @Dropdead_lips
274 Followers 222 Following
Finger Taints @ArtIsMyPorn
13K Followers 8K Following my head underwater, but I ain't in the shower and I ain't gettin baptized https://t.co/XoQNCGR9ui
Olivia @Olivia60500313
553 Followers 5K Following Looking for a serious man. Find me here - https://t.co/sLXcJleF4C ❤❤❤
Scott @sahodges29
8 Followers 53 Following
robin marie @robinmalu
276 Followers 2K Following My name is Robin and these are my tweet tweets - a little geeky, a little Disney, a little liberal, full of love and/or humor - just skipping to malu
Cheyanne Clark @IndiPace
67 Followers 116 Following Hell I don’t know, avenge me. You'll appreciate I led with crazy.
Tiffany Lundgren @tdldevelopment
2 Followers 17 Following Best described as a Creative Entrepreneur.
Ryan Clarke @NoLogsNoCrime
2K Followers 812 Following @Defcon604 Admin. DFIR @Mandiant (@GoogleCloud). Official Parody Account. High School Survivor. He/Him.
That Nash Girl @ThatNash_Girl
2K Followers 908 Following
❌🇺🇸🙏🏻�.. @CubbiesMom1
377 Followers 1K Following ❤️Bible believing,gun toting Christian ✝️ married 30 years to my hero🇺🇸https://t.co/37Nl9EAfyl ,former Policeman now retired. 🎶🎵you label me,I label you 🎶
Third Wheel Podcast S.. @ThirdWheelPS
84 Followers 114 Following Los Angeles based podcast studio that is available for rent.
Bilk Whilson @jbusick7944
13 Followers 135 Following
Dave Haizlip @dhaiz
45 Followers 323 Following
PostModGuru @PostModGuru
284 Followers 3K Following Genetic Descendants, Life, Atheist, Music, Science, Politics, Sustainable Management of Earth’s Renewable Resources
Todd Kirkwood @TheWordofTodd
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Shelby Dodson @ShelbyDodson666
296 Followers 422 Following Stand up comedian Should've been a cowboy Tacoma, WA Mostly came to party
Tiny House Life @TinyHouseLife1
2K Followers 5K Following Building a Tiny house on wheels and vlogs of the life living this way, Working daily towards self sustainability. Travel Trailer / Tiny House living 4 seasons!
Destry @DestryBrod
18K Followers 16K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.
Rehanah @Rehanah_roro
3 Followers 51 Following
Randi Garrett @RandiGarrett5
10 Followers 317 Following
Mocha the Meow @missmochamao
543 Followers 2K Following I am Mocha Mew. I do not meow, instead I have a small mew. I also like to annex the entire couch for my naps. https://t.co/QT9TyeIdND
Bae West @mommywhitfield
11K Followers 4K Following 'Let them eat cake,' she said, just like Marie Antoinette. @fatanddumb1984 supplies my orgasms
Good Health @goodhealthsite
8 Followers 3 Following
NZtinyhouseconference @nztinyhouse
80 Followers 287 Following NZ's leading Tiny House Event. Packed with speakers, exhibitors, & tiny homes on display! Pre-register for any of our events at https://t.co/KZngXxJVOM
Darlene @Darlene09566373
9 Followers 158 Following Well am a easy going woman who also believe in God ,if we can be honest God bless everyone ,my email is [email protected]
Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22
30K Followers 4K Following I type words on my home computer and then, using an internet connection, I post those words to the world wide web. Also, an Elementary School Principal.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.5M Followers 5K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
wisalallen @wisalallen
25K Followers 2K Following lisa wallen (she/her)• stand up comedian • twitch partner • host of weirdly obsessed pod • pfp @angryangryd • contact: [email protected]
cory michaelis @MrCoryMichaelis
1K Followers 358 Following Comedian and Negative Influencer - Host of @EverettComedy | 70 Million Comedy Special Views | All the links: https://t.co/x2vYEqBANG…
Kermet Apio @kermetapio
1K Followers 707 Following Comedian, Dad, Husband, Amateur Philanthropist, Player To Be Named Later, Club Card Member, Apologist.
JRGin @GinRumMe
21K Followers 11K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
24K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
Brian Gaar @briangaar
80K Followers 2K Following Finally a bearded white dude in comedy. https://t.co/z1EDZmqdBo Bluesky: https://t.co/XkLVhTtCfv
dan mentos @DanMentos
88K Followers 653 Following
Todd Barry @toddbarry
300K Followers 1K Following YouTube: DOMESTIC SHORTHAIR Netflix: SPICY HONEY Prime: THE CROWD WORK TOUR Book: THANK YOU FOR COMING TO HATTIESBURG https://t.co/AgBudWd5Ff & @ToddBarryPdcast
Naïve American @nahdude83
393 Followers 674 Following I'm a middle aged man restarting life. I also need help. See my GoFundMe or I can make something for you through my Etsy shoppe below 👇🏽 DM for custom art!
Unbelievable ™️ @Unbelievable_cl
298K Followers 624 Following Content / Movies / Sport / Everything Entertainment / Dm for Ads and promotion
random videos on the .. @animonials
3K Followers 29 Following viral media from around the world for credits or content removal, drop us a DM! 📩
☤𝘿𝙧𝙪𝙪 @DrutangReborn
60K Followers 6K Following Oracle of #ApocalypseDAO Summoned via ritual sacrifice of @DrutangAtHome #GG33Gold
JohnRiggs @johnblueriggs
26K Followers 2K Following retro gaming, wrestling, cereal fan 🏆 Chew Chew Mimic 🎙️ Driving Strikers, Pixel Ripped 1978 🎬 @allsortsmovie https://t.co/o36r4TgzJJ [email protected]
Finger Taints @ArtIsMyPorn
13K Followers 8K Following my head underwater, but I ain't in the shower and I ain't gettin baptized https://t.co/XoQNCGR9ui
Gabriel Leydon @gabrielleydon
1.1M Followers 602 Following @LimitBreak @FreeNFT @Digidaigaku @ERC_721C
robin marie @robinmalu
276 Followers 2K Following My name is Robin and these are my tweet tweets - a little geeky, a little Disney, a little liberal, full of love and/or humor - just skipping to malu
Ryan Clarke @NoLogsNoCrime
2K Followers 812 Following @Defcon604 Admin. DFIR @Mandiant (@GoogleCloud). Official Parody Account. High School Survivor. He/Him.
Atlas Obscura @atlasobscura
442K Followers 3K Following The definitive guide to the world's hidden wonders. Pre-order our latest book "Atlas Obscura: Wild Life" today!
Nat Baimel @NatBaimel
5K Followers 590 Following Comedian. Upbeat problem solver. Optimistic nihilist. (pronounced N@, not N8)
Todd Kirkwood @TheWordofTodd
857 Followers 835 Following Comedian. Latino. Born in the Mojave. Living in Seattle.
Orange Cassidy @orangecassidy
237K Followers 176 Following Freshly Squeezed. I love havin' a good time and just gettin' after it.
Lisa Moretti @MorettiIvory
14K Followers 87 Following I'm a newbie to Twitter and loving being in touch with WWE and GLOW fans. Thanks for your help in gearing me up for WWE HOF induction on April 6! 🐕🐈🐾
Charlotte Flair @MsCharlotteWWE
2.4M Followers 715 Following Diamonds are Forever. 14x World Champion.
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.6M Followers 253 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein
155K Followers 4K Following Emmy-losing Writer/Director/Comedian (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, #StrangePlanet, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, @NewYorker)
James Alberding @EatLaughSail
33 Followers 103 Following My name is James. I love sailing, comedy, & great food and drinks. I created my podcast to record, document, & share the things I am passionate about.
James Alberding @bigjames699
209 Followers 612 Following Aspiring Stand-up Comic | Podcast host /producer | Sailor | Sprinkler Fitter
Ali Miller @aliballyyy
3K Followers 201 Following
Bryan Cook @BryanCooking
6K Followers 2K Following Happily married to Doug, crazy in love with my children Yates, Yardley, and Thatcher, journalist.
Goddess Of Mischief�.. @AsgardianRose
25K Followers 6K Following • Ryan Reynolds once liked my tweet • 🤌🏻 • #GoPackGo
Kim Wayans @kimwayans
76K Followers 555 Following Actress, Comedian, Writer, Director Producer. For Speaking Engagements Contact: [email protected] (617) 614-1616
Lacey Noonan @laceynoonan
10K Followers 10K Following Author of A Gronking to Remember and the Sasquatch showering one. I love wordplay and foreplay. Ballin'. Check out my fine af books!
Brooks McBeth @brooksmcbeth
1K Followers 260 Following Stand up comedian. Brand new special available Sept. 29th.
Bryan With a Why @doublewenis
4K Followers 1K Following Stuck between wanting to be a better person and not really knowing how to steal someone’s identity.
Joe Machi @joemachi
52K Followers 63 Following Comedian. https://t.co/oegGAgmelw for dates. Contact [email protected] for booking. https://t.co/XYI7w7FTKI https://t.co/dnFJ58k4vi
💥Brett Druck💥 @BrettDruck
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Shaggy @fadethepublic77
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Edward Snowden @Snowden
5.8M Followers 1 Following I used to work for the government, but now I work for the public.
Someone really thinks these belong in the household decorations in a thrift store. 😳😂
Smile! We're halfway through the week already😊 Have a fantastic Wednesday.
@UnbelievableTm Awww so beautiful! 💓💓 The boy went to the shelter with the intention of adopting a kitten and as soon as he entered, one of the cats hugged him.
Sorry, due to breaking news last night our schedule changed and I won't be hosting tonight. Thank you!
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naomi got me a little yellow kirby and he’s the perfect size to put in my mouth. see how he likes it
@AverageBald 20 guys out of the 44 two deep with about a dozen guys getting drafted this year. This is what CFP teams look like dude.
They say in politics, liberals are the gas pedal, and conservatives are the brakes, and I'm generally with the gas pedal, but not if we're driving off a cliff.
So the Mariners could have an OF of Kyle Lewis, Jared Kelenic and Taylor Trammel?? If I’m Seattle fan I’m hyped today 😂
In 2007, Robert A. Williams unlawfully entered a Columbia Grad student's apartment and perpetrated one of the most atrocious assaults imaginable. Williams tortured her for 19 hours, he raped, sodomised, glued her mouth shut, slit her eyelids, forced her to ingest handfuls of…
@Upliftingvision "Horrifying footage from France in 2023 captures the moment a homeless man followed a grandmother and her seven-year-old granddaughter into their home in an 'attempted kidnapping'."
@AGAndrewBailey I lived like a hermit, no house, no furniture, slept on the floor for years. Paid off my student loans in four years. I was a fool obviously. This government and this president are corrupt, buying votes. Where's my money for being a good citizen and not living beyond my means?
@Twitermytweet What it is like living with a corrupt Government
People think I say offensive things purely for the joy of upsetting people. This is not the case. I do it for the money.
@ayeejuju Baby boy sees his mother clearly for the first time wearing his new glasses, smile says it all ❤️🥰
@barstoolsports @StoolBaseball i would leave my family for that
@barstoolsports @StoolBaseball Every player walking past her
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