Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22
I type words on my home computer and then, using an internet connection, I post those words to the world wide web. Also, an Elementary School Principal. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Salt Lake City Joined June 2009-
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be a chimney sweep when I grew up, but I am a terrible dancer.
For Sale: Used Eclipse Glasses $3000
I just checked Web MD and a heart that grows two sizes is called a cardiomegaly and the Grinch is pretty fortunate to be alive.
It's nice how the famous people clap for the other famous people and congratulate them on being famous.
For every year of marriage, your wife will put on her pajama pants 20 minutes earlier.
The first six layers of my seven layer deep are seven different kinds of cheese. The last layer is love. (Of cheese.)
The sign by the pool says, "No running." That is why I do most of my skipping near pools.
The best team building activity is PTO.
Told my teen I didn’t watch much tv when I was his age and he asked if it’s because it was in black and white.
Go over the practice test results. Not only can you learn from the correct answers to those you got wrong, but you can also review those you only got right by guessing.
When I meet new people, I always kiss the top of their hand and say, "Charmed!" I feel like this really makes our relationship stronger.
Accidentally ran over a windmill on the miniature golf course with my golf cart.
Apparently In-N-Out Burger's secret menu doesn't actually include "gummy bear style" like my buddy told me.
I went to a presentation for a Fozzie scheme. They wanted me to buy WACKA WACKA WACKA.
It’s just nice to see something good happen for Taylor Swift for once
These W&W's are just as good as M&M's. Oh wait...
Gen X only wants one thing, and it’s 13 CDs for the price of 1.
Text from teenage son: Why did you buy me a left handed belt?
Moms always underestimate the number of spoons kids can go through in a day.
I can never tell if the people at the public swimming pools are staring at my Speedo, my Water Wings or my killer body.
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653 Followers 691 Following I love my wife Megan, my son 凱, my daughter Rosie, and our dog Luna. U of U Alum. Real Salt Lake. #girldad I speak Mandarin Chinese! he/him #LL22 #RSLDave Young @cf__davey
440 Followers 836 Following Dad and Hubs to K, T, B and T @utahutes @bostonredsox @phillies @jazz I believe in Jesus Christ 🙏🏻 father to a wonderful missionary!Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
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220 Followers 903 Following life is great! love all things outdoors, Cleveland Browns, Cincinnati Reds, KY Wildcats, Utah Utes, Utah Grizzlies and Utah Bees. I love making short films.Fortunately for him, the bears don't play utah next season
Source: The #Bears are drafting USC QB Caleb Williams with the No. 1 pick.
@PatoDonald80 😂😂😂 yeah yeah for sure bud
So I Married an Axe Murderer is an underrated movie.
Top 2 2024 draft picks, both Heisman winning QBs, went 0-5 against Utah and @RSNBUtes 👀
This shall forever be known as the “couldn’t beat Utah” draft
Uhhhhh.... Is Utah State going to have enough players to field a team this fall?
Dear @utahathletics, Put this thing on a billboard next season! #GoUtes #RunninUtes
Coming to a court near you soon😎 #full⭕️ @GabeMadsen53
What would be nice is if the Utah NHL players could do YouTube videos called “NHL for Dummies.” Then I could educate myself and connect in some form with the local players.
Rudy Gobert is the overrated one? He's been better than Durant, Booker, and Beal all night long in an important playoff game. Maybe redo that vote?
The Coyotes have 20 draft picks in the first three rounds of the next three NHL drafts. Utah is getting an absolute WAGON!
San Diego State vs BYU (2000)
@COSam2 Utah women's basketball must have incredible NIL
Ute Twitter could have told you this 6 years ago
BREAKING: Regina Jackson, the mother of former ASU QB Jayden Daniels, who won the Heisman at LSU and is an expected first-round NFL Draft pick, was determined to have provided impermissible benefits to recruits by the NCAA Committee on Infractions. 247sports.com/college/arizon…
@Cheeseboy22 The worst part is that there's no dance floor.