steve jobless @yuktaasinha
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what if you escape the matrix only to discover a deeper, more mysterious matrix?
i don't trust "old souls" why haven't you escaped samsara yet?
all music is worship music if you know how to listen
in what world is using tear gas and pepper sprays on protesting students acceptable?!?
yes, the horrors are indescribable but the splendors also transcend the limits of language
anyone else find it strange that there is something rather than nothing?
some are good at school, others are good at chillen at the structure
there is no need to think about what lies beyond
all my life i have been performing for ungrateful audiences
never ask a man to think deeply about things. five minutes later, he will turn into a potato
the religious man fashions a god he can handle: a replica of himself
there is a ghost living in my room and it is scared of me. i can tell
meanwhile, vines:
meanwhile, vines: https://t.co/8PyUew47a5
good old days 😭😭😭
i think taylor swift is great but she and her fans have completely RUINED the 1975 for me 😭😭i no longer feel cool and indie for listening to that band anymore 😭😭😭😭😭
who tf started the whole "look between bla and bla on your keyboard" trend anyway SMH
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3K Followers 5K Following Besetting the Righteous Man's path on all sides. Hakuna yo mama.Getting older is realizing what this episode really meant
An underrated parenting hack is that kids love branding. My 3yo won't drink milk when I offer it except when I say "here's your cold, fresh milk"
So weird that January lasted 75 years and April lasted 12 seconds.
@yuktaasinha You will realise when you reach that stage ...🤣
The horror of someone handing a phone to you and saying, “here, you speak to them”
no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend
Chaos in the background, and then there’s this guy sunbathing with a book
i would add my parents being proud of me and ketchup
Books are key to understanding the world.
I don't talk to 15 people a month
So y’all telling me yall don’t talk to at least 15 people a day? Close friends, family, and xyz???
Sorry I deleted you on everything you pissed me off wyd tho?
Over thinking is blessing in disguise.
there is no need to think about what lies beyond