The Unruly Misfit @TheSpotter8
All tweets done from my office air-ducts and crawlspace. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Nowhere Pretty, USA Joined October 2021-
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The Unruly Misfit retweeted
Sometimes you gotta fill the bathtub with rice and sit in it to fix yourself.
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ME: Sleep with one eye open JAMES HETFIELD: gripping your pillow tight ME: *scribbling out 'you're a dolphin now’* Yeah, that’s probably better.
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Do you think organized religion stunts spiritual growth?
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The mauling started when I tried to give Cookie Monster sugar-free cookies.
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Teen: You put “take a nap” on your to do list. Me: And your point is? Teen: Teen: No point. Carry on.
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At this point my ‘to-do’ list is just ‘yeah-right’ list.
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My therapist is not familiar with the band Oasis and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Wait a minute. I think that was supposed to be "Has Balls".
Wait a minute. I think that was supposed to be "Has Balls".
The Unruly Misfit retweeted
Everything happens for a whatever.
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Apparently my wife is home.
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The biggest lie 90s dudes told was that there was something in that wallet that made it worth chaining up
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Till this day I have never fucking understood the lyrics to one Pear Jam song
Just walked into my kids room and opened the curtains and blinds and he hissed at me like some rabid vampire cat.
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Might just fuck around and admit we all believed in ghosts until you walked into the wall.
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I don't know what she was so upset, a trip to the comic store is an awesome date.
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I wanna get so angry at this crowd blasting loud speaker late at night but the fuckers are playing awesome songs.
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I woke up feeling suspicious today
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Called in, "The toe seam on one of my socks is crooked and I can't work like this."
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@TheSpotter8 Isn't that how it ALWAYS happens?
@TheSpotter8 I mean I thought that was the legal and proper way to eat them!
@TheSpotter8 I thought that was a requirement of eating them. First you must wear them.
@TheSpotter8 I know. I sorry. Forgive me?
@TheSpotter8 @SassyCanadian0 I answer every call with "what do you need". No one calls just to shoot the shit, they all want something, every single call.
@TheSpotter8 Maybe one of the best movies ever made.
@TheSpotter8 When you find out, let us know :)
@TheSpotter8 It's not 17....
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