C 🇨🇦 @_service_desk
Chief cat wrangler / Coffee connoisseur / Horror Enthusiast https://t.co/aPc4TrQcKz Joined April 2023-
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I don’t see the silent treatment as punishment. I welcome it.
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It’s hard not to smile when the birds are serenading you.
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I'm far from a saint..more of a forgiven sinner
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I can feel my soul die a little everytime I choose to eat oatmeal in the morning
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Magic between her thighs and ether in her eyes
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Pornhub couldn't find anything from my search, but it did suggest I get some therapy.
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My superpower is turning a five-minute task into a three-hour spiral of snacks and self-doubt
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People are idiots, and it makes my brain hurt.
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Good writing gets me every time.
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I only fall apart on the inside.
Self care is adding 'Taylor Swift' to the mute list for a few days, or forever
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My heart’s not broken it’s just poorly functioning
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Good morning to everybody cept that one bitch
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Friends with benefits, except it's me pushing for you to use a password because I care about digital safety
My birthday coinciding with the rapture feels very on brand
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I let her explain hockey to me during preseason so she doesn’t murder me during regular season.
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I’m the villian in my own story. We have better outfit choices.
Celebrating another year of bad decisions with day‑drunk spa therapy
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Wrap your arms around them til the thunder subsides.
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