SpacedMom @copymama

Writer of freelance copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. / Header by the talented @mommy_cusses twitter.com/search?q=From%… The land of caw-fee and dawgs Joined May 2009

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meghan @deloisivete

2 days ago

You don't scare me, you're not a group of middle schoolers I have to walk past

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SpacedMom @copymama

3 days ago

Area dads want to tell you about the great idea they have for an app.

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Marl @Marlebean

5 days ago

Reoccurring dreams be like 'I dunno, here's a rerun'

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Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa

a week ago

She was rare, like a field trip permission form that your kid remembers to give you to sign.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred

7 days ago

Typing “general bad vibes” into WebMD.

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Dan @dadopotamus

6 days ago

No public event should cost more than $100 for a person to attend.

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Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine

3 days ago

I love having a nap on the couch in the evening before moving to bed to sleep. It's like a sleep appetiser, a nappetiser.

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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks

a week ago

Weddings should have themes like prom, themes like dinosaurs

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Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy

4 days ago

People want to look young and sexy, I will settle for “looks like you slept well”.

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Jenny Doesnt Know @HighlyIngenious

a week ago

I told Satan “not today,” & scheduled him in for next Tuesday

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SHADED @Shader70

6 days ago

Everyday is passover when you’re me trying to get promoted

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SHADED @Shader70

4 days ago

I didn’t do well with algebra back in high school…come to think of it, I didn’t do well with any bra.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud

4 days ago

ME: Sometimes I like to call my till receipt my certificate of boughtenticity CASHIER: Sir, from now on we're going to require you to use the self-checkouts

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud

4 days ago

SATAN: Is there any way to make mornings worse? INVENTOR OF THE ALARM CLOCK: I'm about to blow your mind

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud

5 days ago

The no pockets in women's clothes phenomenon is controlled by big handbag to sell more handbags.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud

5 days ago

I remember back in '04 my girlfriend bought a new bed so I sang 'Happy berthday to you' and then when I went back the next day all the locks were changed.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud

6 days ago

Whenever I meet someone called Hugh, I ask them if they've led a colorful life lol. My wife says this is why I have no friends.

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themomessence @themomessence

2 weeks ago

Sometimes I look at my kids and still can’t believe that I grew and birthed whole human beings that now exist here on this planet.

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natalayhehoo @highprobably1

4 days ago

If I have to switch from the heat to the ac one more time this week, I’m pretty sure it’s going to open a portal to another dimension.

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DaddyJew @DaddyJew

3 days ago

true happiness as a parent is really only ever achieved when you find an ice cream flavor that you love and all of your kids hate

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Jessie @mommajessiec

77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.

introvert. Husband. Dad of 3.

bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83

My links!
https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST

seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur

Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix

43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer

66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu

Midge @mxmclain

35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol

Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...

Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3

33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal

136K Followers 2K Following Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5CW4O

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad

15K Followers 974 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!

Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4

freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇

I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids

20K Followers 1K Following freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇

Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*

NicholasG @Dad_At_Law

23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*

Marcy G @BunAndLeggings

51K Followers 2K Following parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive

https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.

mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo

27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.

Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

81K Followers 515 Following Does this look infected?

contributor @scarymommy @romper thatmomtho1@gmail.com Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6

That Mom Tho @mom_tho

47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6

One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom

14K Followers 942 Following wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/zTOnobXohj

your other mom @difficultpatty

37K Followers 965 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw

Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4

116K Followers 6K Following I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm

Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78

39K Followers 2K Following enjoying every moment

Sherry @MsRedWriting

17K Followers 17K Following Life experienced, people passionate, world weary, writer, eccentric, hater of injustice and in need of a good makeover :-)

VioletteConcilio @VioletteCo74712

1 Followers 382 Following

kaitlin @_Kaitlin_11

5K Followers 1K Following here for the memes & the ppl i support. (she/her)

bestrepostadda @bestrepostadda

299 Followers 4K Following

❤️‍🩹#BeKind 🌌look🆙#samesky #mentalhealthmatters ✍🏼📸 #Radiohead #Swiftie #musicislife #nature “That’s a real fukking legacy to leave” 🫶 🥀

Juliana/Juju (I am up.. @immerse_ur_soul

35K Followers 22K Following ❤️‍🩹#BeKind 🌌look🆙#samesky #mentalhealthmatters ✍🏼📸 #Radiohead #Swiftie #musicislife #nature “That’s a real fukking legacy to leave” 🫶 🥀

Marilou Duchaney @mduchaney2

172 Followers 316 Following Human Resources Coordinator

Aaron @jerkfacedog

324 Followers 2K Following Bland takes on television, politics, Iowa Hawkeyes, Oakland A's, and Oxford commas.

Painter, drawer, singer, songwriter, journalist, actress, dancer... wannabe. #RefugeesWelcome https://t.co/1MCVyi3LXr 📸🥹 https://t.co/XXj6WMQu7K

Diana Pop @dianapop

4K Followers 6K Following Painter, drawer, singer, songwriter, journalist, actress, dancer... wannabe. #RefugeesWelcome https://t.co/1MCVyi3LXr 📸🥹 https://t.co/XXj6WMQu7K

Tattletale Times @TattletaleTimes

407 Followers 987 Following Your go-to source for hilarious satire news on the chaotic world of parenting. https://t.co/pFbpZ6Lfd1

Baby By U @Baby_By_U

108 Followers 935 Following Multifunction baby furniture. British designed by Parents for Parents. Safe, Simple, Smart. Keep your baby close.

LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo

3K Followers 658 Following Eight miles high. I'm probably not gonna follow you back.

son of the Most High Living God,cousin w/WD GANN: Sacred Math RSR 37 yrs,Philomath,14th Gen Am. Chairman &founder,Humanitarian Trust Compliance Services™

XRPLion1 -(BACKUP ACC.. @LionDavid21635

3K Followers 3K Following son of the Most High Living God,cousin w/WD GANN: Sacred Math RSR 37 yrs,Philomath,14th Gen Am. Chairman &founder,Humanitarian Trust Compliance Services™

Patty-Anne Cahill @anne_patty39377

1 Followers 50 Following

E-Parents online @eparentsonline

7 Followers 68 Following Making the hectic lives of parents easier, one tip at a time.

Aaron Gabriel @AaronGa19536301

14 Followers 614 Following

The Milky Box @TheMilkyBox

321 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/JHLIGZNKo9

Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does. Jean-Paul Sartre 📚High School English teacher 🤘

existential angst is .. @IsExistential68

274 Followers 822 Following Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does. Jean-Paul Sartre 📚High School English teacher 🤘

I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog.

Mother of boys, passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA.

Happily married and older than dirt.

CanadianLitChick🇨�.. @ConnieLukey

26K Followers 23K Following I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Mother of boys, passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.

Everest UⓍor @odetomylove

12 Followers 44 Following Husband, these are my ᔕYᗰᗷOᒪIᑕ GIᖴTᔕ, my computational f͢u͢e͢l͢ to us and the B̊⫶e̊⫶å⫶ů⫶t̊⫶i̊⫶f̊⫶ů⫶l̊⫶ F̊⫶ů⫶t̊⫶ů⫶r̊⫶e̊⫶

diane wheatley @DianeDidi15

3K Followers 5K Following NYC lady born & raised. Proud daughter of WWII U.S. Army Vet. Living in UK. No lists. 🌊 🗽🍎💖🗽🇺🇸🇬🇧

Antifa WH Chapter, #blm, Retired Information Systems Professional, MLB, Senior Softball, Dodgers, Clippers, Cats, Dogs, Gardening, Life over 65, SciFi

EverydayIsSaturday @meercatjohn

1K Followers 3K Following Antifa WH Chapter, #blm, Retired Information Systems Professional, MLB, Senior Softball, Dodgers, Clippers, Cats, Dogs, Gardening, Life over 65, SciFi

sidons jimy @sidonsjimy

55 Followers 186 Following I am a writer. i like writing story, poem etc. its my profession also.

Milf & Cookies 💋�.. @amilfandcookies

52 Followers 189 Following Caffeine & Sarcasm ☕️

LT @LT329

2K Followers 2K Following Surely you can’t be serious

Jo-Jo @scorpius913

2 Followers 331 Following Once in Africa, I lost the corkscrew and we were forced to live off food and water for weeks. - Ernest Hemingway

Luciano Santos @LucianoSan81712

2 Followers 56 Following

SoCal native, marketing, entertainment media. Avid sports lover, nondescript food critic, sous-chef to four dogs. @uarizona and @latimes alum.

Randy Bick @BickRandy

8K Followers 3K Following SoCal native, marketing, entertainment media. Avid sports lover, nondescript food critic, sous-chef to four dogs. @uarizona and @latimes alum.

miki @mmendler

163 Followers 3K Following water boil advisory ignorer.

alias among us @Jose_Feinstein

81 Followers 2K Following

Gregory Sliwinski @BuffaloGreg714

36 Followers 319 Following

NRO Fella NAFO TEAM V.. @nafo4ever2

3K Followers 4K Following #NAFO. Just another fella. #resist vote blue. Slava Ukraini. "This is the way." Ex NRO. #wokeist. Pineapple On Pizza 4 life!

Yavanna @yvonne_rr

322 Followers 2K Following maker of things, lover of nature, geek, and animals. she/her. fully vaccinated

Steven George @StevenGeor67684

1 Followers 32 Following

chells.Bells @ClE60762

114 Followers 838 Following dribble and nonsense!!!! old account (that was binned) Mzmalarkee anyone remembers me give me a follow ☺

aster and rose @asterandrose21

0 Followers 59 Following

Natalie Would @_NatalieWould

10K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/gtvbRCGZLc

Lee woodruff @mandychloe5803

421 Followers 3K Following When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. Nothing is impossible. The word itself says,'I'm possible!.

iFlyHigh™ 🎄 @travisa850

183K Followers 201K Following Giveaways & Ganja! #NFSOT #GreenLove #CannabisCommunity #MMJPatient 💚💛❤️ #LTLYL #ChiefsKingdom Get 10% OFF 🌿 Promo Code "FlyHigh" 👉 Order @DieselDispo

Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE

9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious

Well-educated but always learning. Combat Vet, cancer survivor, dad and husband. Love yoga. Freedom of speech above all others 🇺🇸🎖️🎖️🎖️🇺🇸 Beat Navy!

Lee @LeeCThompson

3K Followers 4K Following Well-educated but always learning. Combat Vet, cancer survivor, dad and husband. Love yoga. Freedom of speech above all others 🇺🇸🎖️🎖️🎖️🇺🇸 Beat Navy!

Dalia Alfakih @daliagrace555

3 Followers 448 Following Life is too short to worry too much

Jessie @mommajessiec

77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix

43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer

66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu

Midge @mxmclain

35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol

Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3

33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal

136K Followers 2K Following Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5CW4O

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad

15K Followers 974 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!

Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4

I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids

20K Followers 1K Following freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇

Marcy G @BunAndLeggings

51K Followers 2K Following parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive

mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo

27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.

Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

81K Followers 515 Following Does this look infected?

That Mom Tho @mom_tho

47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6

One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom

14K Followers 942 Following wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/zTOnobXohj

your other mom @difficultpatty

37K Followers 965 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw

Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4

116K Followers 6K Following I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm

Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78

39K Followers 2K Following enjoying every moment

Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE

9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious

Blair 🇨🇦 @JumpedUpChuck

3K Followers 3K Following Raconteur of useless trivia, most awkward hugger possible. I cofounded this https://t.co/tghfCfgN1k

Natalie Would @_NatalieWould

10K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/gtvbRCGZLc

Word nerd, candle addict, chocolate removal specialist. My home bar is constantly stocked. Tweets could be fact or fiction

Yikes is my catchphra.. @rubiks_kubed

483 Followers 550 Following Word nerd, candle addict, chocolate removal specialist. My home bar is constantly stocked. Tweets could be fact or fiction

CashewQueso @cashew_queso

770 Followers 717 Following On today’s episode of I have no idea what I’m doing… https://t.co/p2R6kolXhT

Spellbound @Spell_boundd

23K Followers 7K Following Perpetually tired girl mom ♡ lover of naps, pretty skies and cheese ♡ ***I don't answer dms***

Proud Snowflake ❄️, Antisocial Butterfly 🦋, Science Nerd 🧬, Seamstress 🧵, Crazy Cat Lady 😺, Laundry Whisperer 🧺, Dance & Music Are Everything 🎶🩰🎶

Stephanie. @snavin17

3K Followers 3K Following Proud Snowflake ❄️, Antisocial Butterfly 🦋, Science Nerd 🧬, Seamstress 🧵, Crazy Cat Lady 😺, Laundry Whisperer 🧺, Dance & Music Are Everything 🎶🩰🎶

Stipe @stipepal

566 Followers 604 Following I’ve traveled to all 9 countries. Ruff Ryder 4 lyfe.

Lil Miss Snarkey Pant.. @Ris622

3K Followers 5K Following It doesn't matter how much antibacterial soap you use - the shame doesn't scrub off. Lawyer by trade, Batman when summoned.

☮️𝕃𝕒𝕟�.. @lanechanged

86K Followers 55K Following ᴘᴇᴀᴄe•ꜱᴀʀᴄᴀꜱᴍ•ᴅɪʀᴛʏᴍᴀʀᴛɪɴɪꜱ ₘᵢₗdₗy ᵢₘₚᵣₒₚₑᵣ ₛₒₘₑₜᵢₘₑₛ eх-pro ғιɢυre ѕĸαтer &мoм #AllyToAll #ProChoice #TheGOPsux

Daniel @dhilliard74

7K Followers 7K Following I'm not as funny as I look. Amateur chef, dad to 2 girls, husband to one girl.

Bird Eckler @Birdeckler

2K Followers 3K Following Morsels of joy, mixed with sprinkles of outrage. Results may vary.

themomessence @themomessence

3K Followers 2K Following Welcome to this moms brain 🧠Occasionally I’m funny. Doing my best to normalize the struggles ❤️

stoned cold fox @roastmalone_

56K Followers 2K Following no milk will EVER be our milk. can’t get enough of me? or just want to say hi? I answer my dms here: https://t.co/FOkADnw5vI

BvB @oncebvonb

62 Followers 30 Following I used to be somebody

Bio this, Bio that 🔞Joints and a** 💨Tits and sass 🌿Sweet and sour 😇👿
I can't rhyme...blah , blah..blah.
🍆Stay out my DM's with your pee pees. 💍& Mom

BUTTERCUP / 🧈 🥤 @Sabrina420

12K Followers 7K Following Bio this, Bio that 🔞Joints and a** 💨Tits and sass 🌿Sweet and sour 😇👿 I can't rhyme...blah , blah..blah. 🍆Stay out my DM's with your pee pees. 💍& Mom

Ira Murumi @ira_murumi

7K Followers 4K Following ⚠Explicitly satirical! Accidentally entered a twitterverse and have made myself home since then. /FUB free/No DM/.

Melissa @JustAMomNamedMM

93K Followers 42K Following #BLM #LOVEISLOVE 🌈 Progressive/Survivor/Mom of teens/Sometimes writer #mentalhealthmatters I will never shut up. CR has my ❤️.

Adam @YSylon

8K Followers 2K Following Humor | Music | Misc | latest: https://t.co/BmbpshxRP9 | More & better ⬇️

Shreya @Shreya_teee

3K Followers 3K Following Be your own sunshine.. Globetrotter || Reader || Nature lover || 🏳️‍🌈🌈

schadenfreude74 @schadenfreude74

471 Followers 242 Following back here again, yeah yeah, I KNOW 🥍 ⚖️

Brock @Brock_Teee

2K Followers 1K Following Husband, Father, Purveyor of sensible nonsense

Jen @RWeThereYetNow

485 Followers 588 Following Moming in a strange time! Advocate for kids. Ought we do this?

RedRumForever @RedRumForever

7K Followers 7K Following METAL=LIFE🤘🏻 Horror movie and game enthusiast. I'm just here to hide from my friends on Facebook.

donutfallinlove @donutfallinlove

443 Followers 1K Following

Ovary Action 💚💙.. @Bripping_Talls

20K Followers 7K Following 32. Tiny. Tired lawyer. Here to vent & laugh Find me elsewhere: bsky: ovaryaction IG: sanghmitra_s

I enjoy overthinking and worrying about things over which I have no control. Neil Gaiman retweeted me. Formerly @ryno_san. RN. #Sober φιλόμαστος now on b sky

🇺🇦Gnome de Guer.. @Gnome_DeGuerre

1K Followers 3K Following I enjoy overthinking and worrying about things over which I have no control. Neil Gaiman retweeted me. Formerly @ryno_san. RN. #Sober φιλόμαστος now on b sky

Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer

3K Followers 1K Following where’s beth?

KSHE95 @wednesday0525

3K Followers 2K Following Marine Corps Veteran Living in Japan.

Gemma 💫☕️ @gemc888

3K Followers 2K Following I like mountains and physics and good times. “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way”- Voltaire. No DMs.

Stone Cold Jane Auste.. @AbbyHiggs

12K Followers 4K Following Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE🖖

Chad @Chadillac777

11K Followers 8K Following 90’s baby. Scorpio. Counselor. Living with no regrets. I say what's on my mind. Let's be friends! †

Ya done messed up, A-Aron! I self identify as a crazy cat lady who prefers dogs. huh/what. Avi is me. Happily taken by @gingerbrigade1

Aaron King @A_AronKing

5K Followers 5K Following Ya done messed up, A-Aron! I self identify as a crazy cat lady who prefers dogs. huh/what. Avi is me. Happily taken by @gingerbrigade1

Sometimes funny on purpose. Not Y2k24 Compliant. Married to a hot robot, so no dms unless you are @RoboEllen or have an exciting offer about oil changes.

Robo Justin (update s.. @justinmatic5000

2K Followers 2K Following Sometimes funny on purpose. Not Y2k24 Compliant. Married to a hot robot, so no dms unless you are @RoboEllen or have an exciting offer about oil changes.

Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt

12K Followers 4K Following I like long walks through the liquor store & chickpeas. Pleasantly oblivious. https://t.co/UPLdA35eHN

Terri Paella Piñata @terrip38

2K Followers 2K Following Rated PG for action/peril and mild rude humor. 🤪

Pianist, Writer, Secret Cowgirl, Avid Reader, Mini Farmer, Veggie Cooker, Dog Lover, Museum Haunter, Photo Snapper, Super Married, Cherub Wrangler

Rita @reeetums

2K Followers 3K Following Pianist, Writer, Secret Cowgirl, Avid Reader, Mini Farmer, Veggie Cooker, Dog Lover, Museum Haunter, Photo Snapper, Super Married, Cherub Wrangler

First my cat got knocked up now I've lost my favourite spoon☆Twit/Twat☆
I'm ok for coffee thanks☆
We'll get there safely or die trying☆

Simon Shwangpiece @SiHudpod

887 Followers 4K Following First my cat got knocked up now I've lost my favourite spoon☆Twit/Twat☆ I'm ok for coffee thanks☆ We'll get there safely or die trying☆

Spanky @ScottNotBarry

3K Followers 4K Following Better living through denial

OpenlyGayAnimals @oganimals

1K Followers 0 Following Your daily source of animal love 🐧🦒🐘🐊🦥🐶

The Bearded Bastard. .. @BevrdedBvstvrd

1K Followers 3K Following Everyone has to vent somehow. welcome to my verbal cesspool.

🅲🅷🅴🆁🅸�.. @SpaklingGracias

18K Followers 6K Following Happily Married ❤ Mother Of One Handsome Baby Boy😘❤ Friend To Everyone❤️

lars @MindBytes

4K Followers 899 Following This is my version of sarcastic font.

Raising the future. We are here through every step of the parenting journey—from those big life decisions to the memory-making moments.

Parents @parents

4.5M Followers 8K Following Raising the future. We are here through every step of the parenting journey—from those big life decisions to the memory-making moments.

🦀Smashed Crab 2.0�.. @Rosequeenpt2

656 Followers 1K Following Ballsed up original account ... still no idea what I'm doing. Here for the laughs not the flappy genitals.

“Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re probably right.” Mom with anxiety. ⭐️Promoting self-care.⭐️#selfcare #mentalhealthawareness

Katlin Taylor @ApprehensiveMom

134 Followers 331 Following “Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re probably right.” Mom with anxiety. ⭐️Promoting self-care.⭐️#selfcare #mentalhealthawareness

meghan @deloisivete

2 days ago

You don't scare me, you're not a group of middle schoolers I have to walk past

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@copymama But, A is legit! The kids DO NOT have enough time to eat their lunch! It's why I would NEVER have my kids buy their lunch because it takes too long in the lunch line and by the time they get their lunch, it's almost over and time to get to class.