Spanky @ScottNotBarry
Better living through denial twitr.buzz/scottnotbarry ME-FL-GA-IT-NL-UK-TU-VA Joined August 2012-
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I love how people invented so many things I'll never do
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The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf
Give it one more time, Brenda open.spotify.com/track/50UoJUrs…
At least me being too drunk to fuck won't affect anyone else #SilverLinings
"If you don't lick yourself how can you expect anyone else to lick you?" I guess that ain't very accurate😬
Great things are usually the result of a series of small things, but then again so are shitty things
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What is it called when you are constantly disappointing people without meaning to?
Today is where your book continues The remaining chapters are still unwritten No one will want to read it Hope this helps!
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How exactly does one mistakenly pack ammunition in their vacation luggage?
No one knows the trouble you've seen other than pretty much everyone
What the latest on what we're supposed to do/not do, eat/not eat so we can add few months to our miserable lives?
I survived England, better yet I survived Bedfordshire, at least it wasn't Luton
One, remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet Two, never give up work; work gives you meaning and purpose and life is empty without it Three, don't be a fucking douche - Anonymous
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What’s one powerful lesson you’ve learned over the years?
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@ScottNotBarry Who knows? and I doubt we ever will
How exactly does one mistakenly pack ammunition in their vacation luggage?
Till this day I have never fucking understood the lyrics to one Pear Jam song
How often have you found yourself hurt and shattered? 😤 💔
I have never ridden a horse. Have you? Is it something worth doing before I die?
Hell no! It's going to get scary.
it’s a fun and unique experience to stare into Kriss’ eyes.
What if the song I Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore by REO Speedwagon is really about his internal mental struggle as a serial killer? Kind of changes the nature of the song, eh?
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