After Midnight @midnight
follow us literally anywhere else. weeknights after Colbert threads.net/@aftermidnight Joined May 2013-
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Say goodbye to the @midnight family who's been on the show even longer than you think.
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My neck, my back, my... #AtMidnightIn5Words @midnight
Good night...and good Points. #AtMidnightIn5Words #SignOffTweet #ThankYouAtMidnight @midnight
Proved high comedians still smart #AtMidnightIn5Words @midnight
(shrugs) Chicken parm deez nutz? #AtMidnightIn5Words @midnight
Wished I could think faster #AtMidnightIn5Words @midnight
Thanks for the memories, @midnight and @hardwick! #atmidnight #ruina90ssong #atmidnightIn5Words #atmidnightMemories #atmidnightSongs
Helped me laugh after November #AtMidnightIn5Words @midnight
Thanks for the shirt, guys. @midnight #AtMidnightIn5Words
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Allow us to lend a helping hand with this one! POINTS! x.com/nvisneskicomed…
Won internet. Never received it. #AtMidnightIn5Words @midnight
Never been retweeted not once #AtMidnightIn5Words @midnight
A place where nerds shine! 😍 #AtMidnightIn5Words @midnight
Best comics, coworkers, and friends. #AtMidnightIn5Words @midnight
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@midnight @taylortomlinson You guys are still around???
@midnight @taylorswift13 Now that's a real fucking legacy
@midnight @Fleshlight @elonmusk “There is nothing inherently absurd about socially stunted males running social media” #RealElonMuskQuotes
@midnight To whoever fired up this old account tonight, thanks for fun flashback!
You know @midnight it’s not funny to make fun of my crippling brain damage, my parents left me enough money to gamble on companies and I just wanted to make twitter great again like my friend Donald made racism great again and my friend Kanye after him.
@midnight @TransLifeline Ok but can we also get a return of the show? It was one of the most fun half hours on TV.
@midnight @midnight returning out of nowhere is just more proof that we're in an episode of @blackmirror not the good ones but one from the season with @MileyCyrus
@midnight But honestly I'm totally here that kind of chaos
@midnight If by some miracle Twitter survives all of this, please consider an actual comeback.
@midnight "All Your Points Are Belong To Us" - Elon Musk 2017 #RealElonMuskQuotes #HashtagWars
I gave them the idea of Jar-Jar Binks #RealElonMuskQuotes @midnight
How else can I ego boost myself in a tweet... #RealElonMuskQuotes @midnight
@midnight I think that was meant to be a #RealElonMuskQuotes entry, give that man points
“Some assholes including me just want to watch the world burn” #RealElonMuskQuotes
"Widespread @midnight #HashtagWars will democratize comedy & empower the voice of the people." #RealElonMuskQuotes #ComedyCentralWasWrongCancellingAtMidnight #BringBackAtMidnight
One of my favorite shows of all time has come back in a small capacity and it is glorious.
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