Dawne Richards @dawnerichards
Humor, warnings and advice, mostly based on my own poor choices. https://t.co/ERO3b9g24w coachdawne.com Pompano Beach, Florida Joined June 2011-
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We started watching "Oppenheimer" today so I look forward to seeing how it ends in 3 weeks.
Many who say that they made it alone usually have a junkyard full of people that they used up
Proud to announce that I'm now an accountant. So if you need someone to count ants, call me!
Anyone else say goodbye to their bed and tell it you can't wait to see it again?
I always walk around with my shirt sleeves rolled up and a pencil behind my ear so maybe people will think I'm a newspaper reporter
My 6 year old just got back from visiting our elderly neighbor and said, “I told her we’d bring her some fresh baked cookies when they’re ready.” I informed her that we weren’t baking any cookies today and she said, “Oh, I guess we kinda have to now, don’t we?” Diabolical.
"Never argue with a writer; they'll describe you" is the quote that is maybe the most tempting & convincing reason to take up writing.
What did an office job look like before computers or cell phones? People got to the office at 9am. There was just a desk there, and a telephone. What did they even do? I know there’s an answer to this. I don’t know what it is.
I can't believe I have to say this, but: It is not your job as a *loving partner* to point out weight gain. EVER.
it was a very long time before i realized red lobster wasn’t the upscale dinery my parents led me to believe it was
i'm not sure how you'd quantify the IQ of a squirrel, but based on what I've observed, they seem to be pretty good at creative problem-solving.
Unless you know how to air-condition the outdoors, please don’t invite me on a summer camping trip.
I have my doctor's excuse ready in case there's a draft for WWIII
My buddy wants to join Twitter because he’s tired of all the people fighting on Facebook, should I tell him.
I would love to avoid WW3 please and thank you
Please stop describing crappy things as "janky" thank you
there's an argument to be made for applying a very perceptive sense of meaningful reciprocity as an approach to virtually everything. If you manage to make everyone else happy, there is very little left to fight & very little in the way of your success.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1XBob Golen @BobGolen
33K Followers 23K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
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13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
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33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBVcathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2
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471 Followers 960 Following Just an easy-going intelligent man from the south. I choose peace, respect and political common sense. Love the simple things, music and culture 80s kid #SECp_rittenhouse 💬 @_p_rittenhouse
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33K Followers 23K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara
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120K Followers 2K Following Maker of Awesomeness at @CenterCentre – @UIE. Guiding orgs to deliver well-designed products & services. (He/Him) Former @USDS.Trail to Depth @TrailAndSea
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143 Followers 156 Following If you hadn't tweeted then I couldn't reply It's only offensive if you believe It!Lance Said This @Lance_Said_This
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354 Followers 692 Following Insurance guy and Avid golfer. I love the Winnipeg Jets. Proud Dad. Proud Husband. Craft Beer snob. West coast forever. budding home chef. no crypto, I mean it!This Charming Man �.. @Charmingman66
1K Followers 985 Following He hangs out at a seedy bar with lowlifesInsaneinthemembrane @Aranadin
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677 Followers 1K Following Author of Fast Girls (Scribner). You Will Make Money In Your Sleep (Scribner, too). Early editor of the Stranger. Articles in NYTimes Mag etc.Timerling @talkingtycoon
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3K Followers 3K Following Careful, once you get to know me, you might just slip into my DM’sTWilly B @Tdubzzz29
749 Followers 4K Following 🥅 Lover of Life, Stopper of Pucks, Singer of Songs 🎤 Music, Movies & Art; Graditudist; #Riders #CFL 🇨🇦🏈💚🤍 #CFLFAMILY #WpgJets✈️🏒#NHL #PatsAlumni #GoalieRon Bouffard 🇨🇦.. @BouffardRon
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3K Followers 3K Following Memes!Music,Gym Independent,America First.🇺🇸⚠️-Extreme sarcasm,and dark humor,Adults only. No Trains🚫 Married 420 .Give Respect ,Get Respect.Mike Silver 🇺🇦 @tutorindie
2K Followers 2K Following Indycar, F1 IMSA, nature and writing. Check out my blog The Pit Window at https://t.co/GbaTy9cdf3 on WordPress@kenzianidiot No advice, just support and understanding from another member of Team Spicy Cat
@kenzianidiot My cat won’t take meds, I’ve had a pharmacy make his gabapentin into a paste (they ground up the pills and mixed it with something) then I rubbed it on the back on his ears. It worked pretty well. Good luck!
@kenzianidiot You gotta tag team sneak attack. You go in front w/meds ready 2 go. Ur friend comes from behind wrapping cat in a towel. When the cat start meowing & complaining shoot the gabepentin down the cat's mouth. May not get the full dosage in there but something better than nothing
thank you cat twitter!! we did a little of literally all of your suggestions and she got most of it down! cat people i love u 🥹
i wanted my neighbor to think i was cool sooo badly and then i realized i just walked my dog in my fish flops
So I have trouble with typos on this app. I appreciate those of you who just roll with it.
Finding a therapist that's a good fit for you is like striking gold. I feel so lucky right now.
@SeeSunnySierra No political correctness in him at all. Which is what made him so beloved. What he claimed was his favorite joke would have anyone cancelled today LOL.
@SeeSunnySierra That’s why I loved him. He didn’t just kiss the starsass. I mean, some he did, but some he would give so much crap too. It was beautiful.
Johnny Carson reruns —I never realized what a dick he could be. Wow!
Came home to a coyote on my front porch. Wasn't too surprised, I ordered something from Acme.
No, I didn’t repeat that joke redundantly, I reiterated it slower and more enunciatedly. So no one would miss out.
Boomers: we don’t share our feelings. Millennials: we share all of our feelings. Gen X: feelings?
Everyone is fighting a battle you don't know about. Attack them from behind while they're distracted with their battle. Hit them on the head with a folding chair. Pin them on the ground. 1..2..3. New WWE champion!
@commbankerguy I’m not sure I see the problem here. Sounds like he did you a favor by resigning. You can focus your efforts on others that may have more potential upside.
@JeffFeldman_ He was given 20% raise to lead a branch. 9 months later, said he didn’t want to do it anymore and wanted to come back to HQ. So we did and I didn’t take back the raise then to see how he performed. We only took the 20% back for the work of leading a branch.
@chrisderose We were. However getting demoted and still making six figures and you quit, that’s just ridiculous. No fight in young people when it doesn’t go their way
@CJPGolf No we check in every few months of course
@benjaminsweet_ Fascinating for a person that didn’t book a loan for 20 out of 24 months. Only ones he did, we gave to him. We coached, we encouraged, we did everything to help a guy succeed. His performance was awful. I feel like I’m living in the upside down. 😂
@_ColeMurray I’m not a boomer actually, Gen X. So you give someone an opportunity to rise in organization, they fail. You encourage, you check in, you give them loans, you set up calls. They fail. Maybe it’s not managements fault and not everyone earns to stay in that position making that…