Pointless Letters @pointlesslettrs
Ever read a letter in a paper and immediately thought Eh? afterwards? Yeah, that. All contributions welcome. They’re all real, and definitely not from the Viz. pointless-letters.tumblr.com In search of a point Joined July 2010-
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‘What’s it all about?” The question that stumped Bertrand Russell…
‘What’s it all about?” The question that stumped Bertrand Russell… https://t.co/eshD0vZCPH
“Nobody seems to think reality matters anymore.” says Karen, complaining about what she sees as a lack of realism in…*checks notes*…Doctor Who.
PEAK TELEGRAPH: “I don’t think that I should be receiving these things from the state - which, of course, I accept - when I don’t need them. I also think that people who do need them shouldn’t get them either.”
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games workshop has announced that some of the little one inch models they make are girls and it's gone about as well as you might expect
games workshop has announced that some of the little one inch models they make are girls and it's gone about as well as you might expect
FROM THE ARCHIVES: Dave - who I’d be willing to bet has never once been told what to say, do or think - having a completely normal one about people he’ll never meet using a toilet.
FROM THE ARCHIVES: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it’s a privilege to watch minds* like this at work, it really is. *brainworms
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Twitter in the 1400s would be like, "Whan that aprill with his shoures soote / The droghte of march hath perced to the roote..." -"thys ys offensyve; I have a Pox from Raine" -"Womyn shoulde not read Poetrye" -"cease frome promoting droghte!!! educate Thyself" -"BOSOMS IN BYO"
God, there’s days when that mute button is a fucking blessing, there really is
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this thread is incredibly unintentionally funny TL:DR David left a KFC bursting for a piss
this thread is incredibly unintentionally funny TL:DR David left a KFC bursting for a piss
“I would go even further than Neil.” parped Amos Knackers, noted red-faced pub bore, today. “What the young of today need is to be taught how to chisel words into large stone slabs. That’ll equip them with the skills they need for the modern world.”
Best bit of work I’ll do all day
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@pointlesslettrs @tim_brannigan 'Designing a football shirt with too many bright colours? That's a hangin.'
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@pointlesslettrs Oh Barry what have you done? I won't sleep tonight
@aprctr88 @pointlesslettrs “What if the dog is staying still and it’s the rest of the universe that’s moving? What else aren’t we being told?”
@pointlesslettrs No, I have not just spent an hour ready pointless letters! Who would do that?
@pointlesslettrs Are we sure he’s not American? He sure sounds like one of ours.
games workshop has announced that some of the little one inch models they make are girls and it's gone about as well as you might expect
@Idk721252 Since the first of the Ten Thousand were created, there have always been female Custodians.
@pointlesslettrs Genuine surprise this wasn't Tonty Blair
@pointlesslettrs I believe Mr Austin is a repeat offender. I remember making a (really poor) pun about "Steve Austin" in a reply to one of your posts a couple of years ago.
Twitter in the 1400s would be like, "Whan that aprill with his shoures soote / The droghte of march hath perced to the roote..." -"thys ys offensyve; I have a Pox from Raine" -"Womyn shoulde not read Poetrye" -"cease frome promoting droghte!!! educate Thyself" -"BOSOMS IN BYO"
@SuperVallo @Luiseach @pointlesslettrs What do you do on aircraft and trains? What about disabled people, I've never in my life seen segragated accessible
this thread is incredibly unintentionally funny TL:DR David left a KFC bursting for a piss
🧵 I was in a KFC in Glasgow today (I live a life of unimaginable opulence) and before leaving I went to use the toilet. My wife told me in a "you're not going to like this" tone that it was a Gender Neutral toilet.
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@pointlesslettrs The hanging in question
@pointlesslettrs @tim_brannigan 'Designing a football shirt with too many bright colours? That's a hangin.'
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