frog car @Static_palms

he him merry prankster London Joined May 2017

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Peli Grietzer @peligrietzer

2 weeks ago

Love how in England 'cafe' doesn't mean 'place that serves coffee' but 'a restaurant by people who cook worse than you'

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sam @texhnolyzedfish

4 weeks ago

Alien

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dom nero @dominicknero

4 weeks ago

the black lodge in twin peaks:

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GOREgan @finalgigan

2 months ago

I like this image. He’s not even trying to be smug he genuinely wants to hang out and help this guy watch the movie he wants

neronell @rtnhkt

2 months ago

I like this image. He’s not even trying to be smug he genuinely wants to hang out and help this guy watch the movie he wants

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Just seen a woman clutching her phone as she comes out at Oxford Circus station. Luckily, I have my printout of the Crime Survey of England and Wales to hand. “Listen up, you daft cow. Robberies have been declining precipitously since the 1990s.” She scurries away. Ashamed.

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frog car @Static_palms

3 months ago

Guy from Clapham who has never gone further west than Lisbon in his life: I hope Zohran wins the nomination guys fuck

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frog car @Static_palms

3 months ago

The weight of carrying the #GlobalEconomy on my shoulders weighs heavy

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frog car @Static_palms

3 months ago

Buying and Selling various goods and services is what creates #growth in the #GlobalEconomy

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frog car @Static_palms

3 months ago

There are thousands, maybe millions of payments happening all the time across the #GlobalEconomy

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frog car @Static_palms

3 months ago

While universe was in a hot dense state

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Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir

12 years ago

U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower

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Oli Dugmore @OliDugmore

4 months ago

My idea for Keir, in the New Statesman

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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz

4 months ago

Retweet if you had a period where you became so obsessed with Pet Sounds you almost went crazy

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Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1

4 months ago

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" I asked my copywriter to work late on her birthday so that I could avoid confronting the death of the only person who ever understood me

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Andy Churnwell @churnwell

4 months ago

Do you have the Bastani mindset? #BastaniMindset

Depresseanpaul @Depresseanpaul

4 months ago

Do you have the Bastani mindset? #BastaniMindset https://t.co/rvVvNHUQTY

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frog car @Static_palms

4 months ago

In the cartoon world SpongeBob is my mum and Wile E Coyote is my dad #cartoonworld

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4 months ago

The HR department have been swallowed whole by an enormous fish. #VesselLife #VesselProblems

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frog car @Static_palms

4 months ago

There’s no working from home aboard the vessel. Only endless toil. #JustVesselThings #VesselLife

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frog car @Static_palms

4 months ago

Corporate restructuring means they closed down the canteen on the vessel. Now we have to bring in our own grog and hard tack #VesselLife #VesselProblems

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4 months ago

When the cap’n asks you to haul 50 crates of cargo from one side of the vessel to the other but you’ve got a scheduled meeting about raising your department’s NPS to meet quarterly KPI targets in 10 minutes. #VesselLife #VesselProblems