Andy Churnwell 🔶 @churnwell
Princess Diana Legacy award-winning broadcaster on Emblem Digital and Superdrug FM. Hard centrist. Landlord ally. @bazakemedia. [email protected] @churnwell.bsky.social. Joined October 2018-
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Jerry Seinfeld heavily borrowed from my Men & Motors series Centrists with Cars Berating Baristas.
Babble you incorrigible simp!
Babble you incorrigible simp! https://t.co/vZRPlPqcWk
Yeah? Well, since we're name calling. You're a bit of a wally, aren't you, Jones? Think on, wally.
Yeah? Well, since we're name calling. You're a bit of a wally, aren't you, Jones? Think on, wally. https://t.co/7yg2i9XFiN
Found Mark Lawrenson's personal account.
Found Mark Lawrenson's personal account. https://t.co/aOZ23Hbng6
All great cartoon characters are identifiable in silhouette. The same goes for politicians.
When Sir Keir talks about guilty pleasures he's referring to glory holes.
BREAKING Woke brigade made oppressed Mark Lawrenson accidentally tweet his senior railcard.
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I just had fat white coming out of nose because I'm laughing so much at these two bickering about politics. Thank you, @DickPantis & @SebastianEPayne. 🇬🇧👍
Just went for a 10-minute jog for my mental health. #MensMentalHealthMonday
Jeremy Corbyn controls my estranged son's brain with a computer chip.
When I'm approached by hard-left people in the street I simply pull a little cord in my pocket, causing liquid brown to cover my chinos. The approaching target is usually so distressed at this sight that they run away immediately.
When I'm approached by hard-left people in the street I simply pull a little cord in my pocket, causing liquid brown to cover my chinos. The approaching target is usually so distressed at this sight that they run away immediately. https://t.co/jcK4QEo2rg
Truth? Don't like it? Deal with it.
Truth? Don't like it? Deal with it. https://t.co/gcFelhAdCs
Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy
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Sir Ken Stonger KC @Ken_Stonger
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Streatham Rovers Foot.. @StreathamRovers
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stefgotbooted.bsky.so.. @StefGotBooted
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Supertanskiii ☭ П�.. @supertankiii
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New op ed for Metro metro.co.uk/2024/04/30/lau…
Having a facelift done in the US Vs Having a facelift done in the UK
Light be with you, friend. Our kingdoms in the east reign supreme, but these barren lands are the dominion of the greenskin. Do you dare show some solidarity? Follow me, and we’ll banish this savage horde back to the twisting nether.
He was boring. He was bad-tempered. He offered next to no insight. He predicted every single Premier League score incorrectly for a whole decade. No one liked him. He says things like “top of the woke league”. Still, there goes the best damn pundit we ever had
🎙️ Mark Lawrenson on the BBC: “Well I’m 65 and a white male, so I was let go. Has it gone woke? It is top of the woke league. They are frightened to death, absolutely and totally frightened to death. You have seen the stuff with Gary Lineker and obviously people at the head of…
They’ve turned the elizabeth line woke.
@churnwell You're a genuine hero Andy! 🙏Thank you sooo much! 💪✨🍀
It's my birthday!!! and I think for the last time all I can wish for is as many of you attempting to get random celebs to wish me a happy birthday as possible. Thanks in advance!
@Babble____ Happy birthday legend! @churnwell can you, a super star DJ wish my bro a happy birthday from your Super drug FM studio please🙏
@churnwell You're so fucking sensible and grown up Churnwell I can't even take it. You're THE adult in the room.
@churnwell He's referring to a cheeky little pint followed by an eventful drive home 🏡
@churnwell If one of his guilty pleasures was 1970s Top of the Pops LP’s then I could respect him. By the way, have you included 1970s Top of the Pops LP’s in your “Knockers on the Box” campaign? Bonkin’ Britain – A better Britain.
I dread to think what Starmer is showing this poor woman on his phone:
@churnwell this is not true. Sir Kier would never feel guilty partaking in one of britain's finest traditions
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