Tor Parsons ⍼ @parsons_tor
Durian friend. Doll owner. Corbin Bleu's 2nd-biggest fan. Oregon nationalist. Twink Riddler. Stomp Clap Hey defender. "super cool person" - @1thousandfaces_ youtube.com/channel/UC8oMv… Temporarily home in Oregon Joined September 2015-
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all my intellectual opponents are thermodynamically evil
Since AFAIK nobody's made this yet, here's the county map for the 2000 Presidential election in the alternate America posited by @parsons_tor in his latest episode "What If The US Presidency Had No Term Limits", as he very kindly stated the formula he used for the state results.
Interesting, I like this. Among all the election geeks I've ever talked to it's basically common knowledge that Clinton would have comfortably won in 2000 if he could run, so I like seeing someone who clearly knows their shit forcefully argue the opposite.
Interesting, I like this. Among all the election geeks I've ever talked to it's basically common knowledge that Clinton would have comfortably won in 2000 if he could run, so I like seeing someone who clearly knows their shit forcefully argue the opposite.
*bandaging up puncture wounds inflicted by a very particularly shaped skull* that's the last time I get in a fight with Marc Andreessen
I'd worry about pregnant women scarfing Tylenol in hopes their baby will grow up to be able to distinguish words from reality, but on reflection there's probably like overlap zero between people who value that and people who believe the Tylenol thing.
I can vividly smell this image
Hey, I visited that test track! The maglev is cool, but impractical to build. It won't "slash Beijing-Shanghai travel time to just 2.5 hours" because that would require building a whole new 800-mile track, and the existing high-speed trains are *almost* as fast.
Hey, I visited that test track! The maglev is cool, but impractical to build. It won't "slash Beijing-Shanghai travel time to just 2.5 hours" because that would require building a whole new 800-mile track, and the existing high-speed trains are *almost* as fast.
Alright, I'll take the bait. 5. Everything Everywhere All At Once 4. Rope (1948) 3. Harold and Maude 2. Fargo 1. Romeo and Juliet (1996)
Alright, I'll take the bait. 5. Everything Everywhere All At Once 4. Rope (1948) 3. Harold and Maude 2. Fargo 1. Romeo and Juliet (1996)
I'm looking forward to 200k subscribers, but I'm looking forward to 199k even more, because that's when I'll overtake Taylor Lorenz
THE GREAT RICE AUCTION: I have to my name 660 pounds of Hinode US No.1 Extra Fancy CALROSE RICE (White Medium Grain) purchased from the Walmart website due to a glitch for $17.98. I will be auctioning the first 20 pounds tonight. The rest will go to a local food bank. I am…
Semi-related to Robert Redford: The Sting (1973), set in the 1930s, briefly sparked a revival of ragtime music. Ragtime is from the 1890s. *Today* that would be a reasonable mistake, but relative to when it was made, it's as if Stranger Things' soundtrack consisted of doo-wop.
Tonight on the Taipei Metro one of the faregates at Shilin station was stuck open. Everyone queued up and tapped their card anyway.
I can't be the only one who's shocked there are two influential people named Daniel Kokotajlo, right? I assumed all along that the director of Apostasy was the same person who did AI 2027. That made plenty of sense to me. Nope, two separate people.
This is not a drill. THERE ARE OTHER JOLIBEES

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