Modern Toss @ModernToss
the stink of excellence in a world gone tits up. Contact: [email protected] linktr.ee/moderntoss Joined October 2009-
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#fuckmondays what if they buy a little cake for you to eat at your desk?
what you up to, fuck all yeah? Might as well check out the massive update to our sneezeman game...
what you up to, fuck all yeah? Might as well check out the massive update to our sneezeman game...
Got any plans for when the kids move out?
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