Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman
Disinformation, Cyber-security & North Korea wonk at @BBCMonitoring. Former internet celebrity, author, a bit 🇬🇧 & a bit 🇮🇪. Arsenal. Also on Bluesky. bbc.co.uk/news Dorset, England Joined December 2006-
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The fact that FullFact even had to debunk this makes me despair for civilisation. In summary: It was the moon.
The fact that FullFact even had to debunk this makes me despair for civilisation. In summary: It was the moon.
Absolute fair play to Sad Oompah Loompah Kirsty Paterson for taking part in this Wonka Experience knock-off in LA. It benefited a mental health charity, so stick that up your cartchy tuns. nbcnews.com/pop-culture/po…
And scattered about… were the Martians - dead! Slain by the putrefactive and disease bacteria against which their systems were unprepared; slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth. (HG Wells, 1897)
I almost nearly said something to some kids littering in The Village just now. So I’ve done the next best thing - picked up after them and resorted to passive aggressive drama on the village Facebook page. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, EH?
Drowning in hayfever, I wonder if there is a hayfever/chemtrails conspiracy theory, and of course there is. Can’t imagine why The New World Order Lizard Elite want to spray tree pollen on us from 38,000 feet when we have perfectly sneezy trees at ground level, yet here we are.
Would @Schwarzenegger lie to us? All those years, and he’s followed through on his promise.
Jesus, this is some Caravaggio shit. HANG IT IN THE VATICAN.
We're just normal men
Still laughing at lo-fi Weird Al Yankovic trying (and failing) to put Declan Rice off at a corner yesterday. 🎵 You know you're gonna have to face it You're addicted to Spuds 🎶
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Oh, my, GOD!
The Sound of Music is on and I still scream every time the Mother Abbess calls Julie Andrews a cuntface
@alistaircoleman You have got yourself a winner here. Looks a little like this one but with different ears
Thank you for your sweet birthday tweets 💚❤️💚❤️
Really looking forward to this book on Black Arsenal, an important part of London football culture. Honoured to contribute a small part remembering the impact of David Rocastle and friends in the 1980s. weidenfeldandnicolson.co.uk/titles/clive-c…
@steonthesea Photographed from a Canberra?
6th October 2003 was the happiest day of my life. Nothing before or since brought me such joy, not marriage nor the birth of my kids. It was the day I saw Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson live on stage in Plymouth.
@alistaircoleman Oh, there is a fingerprint page, too!
Peter Glaze, all in my brain Lately things they don't seem the same Actin' funny, but I don't know why Excuse me while I kiss the sky
@quantick Glazey Sunday afternoon-ah, Got no time to worry, Close my eyes and Peter out. #addPeterGlazetoasong
@VaxxersAnti Where do you get 6 gallons of aged urine?
@alistaircoleman She looks like she could get a writing grant
I’m getting alt text shenanigans shirts made up right now
We Have Ways Festival: a weekend of unsurpassed Second World War history, hosted by me and @James1940. Crawling with historians, experts, enthusiasts: here's the programme. #history #Dday #ww2 wehavewaysfest.co.uk
Only in America could they see an experience so shite it made headlines around the world and think "We should do the same here!"