John-Michael Bond @BondJohnBond
Groucho Marx then Richard Marx then Karl Marx. Photos. Standup. Listen to my jokes: https://t.co/sveF3au4nf johnmichaelbond.com Los Angeles, CA Joined February 2011-
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My mom's dogs look like a 2010s-era indie rock band.
White woman, world renowned academic, brutalised by cops in full view of video cameras and arrested. They still lied on court records about the event. Now think how often cops lie about those without similar privilege
White woman, world renowned academic, brutalised by cops in full view of video cameras and arrested. They still lied on court records about the event. Now think how often cops lie about those without similar privilege
unironically believe this guy loosening restrictions on spam callers has crippled the polling industry
unironically believe this guy loosening restrictions on spam callers has crippled the polling industry
"Tony Khan becomes the first ever NFL executive in a draft room, shaking off the effects of a piledriver he received on national television in a wrestling ring the night before." Kayfabe is alive and well.
Sniper on the roof of the IMU. Absolutely unhinged response to a nonviolent encampment by a murderous and paranoid police state.
Nothing says support for Israel like keeping an unjustly surrounded population from accessing food.
Nothing says support for Israel like keeping an unjustly surrounded population from accessing food.
Everyone in Atlanta who supports cop city is endorsing this evil bullshit. You are setting money of fire that could be used to give back to your community and improve things for everyone so pigs like this can brutalize middle-age women at work. They will come for you too.
Everyone in Atlanta who supports cop city is endorsing this evil bullshit. You are setting money of fire that could be used to give back to your community and improve things for everyone so pigs like this can brutalize middle-age women at work. They will come for you too.
The generation that lived through sandy hook, active shooter drills in elementary & junior high, lost their graduation, prom and general high school experience due to covid, have nothing to lose. We thought they were introverts but in reality they were ready to explode.
Protestors here at Emory are pushing in on officers near the theology school. Things are starting to escalate here.
“As Tony Khan becomes the first ever NFL executive in a draft room shaking off the effects of a PILEDRIVER he recieved on National Television in a WRESTLING RING the night before.” Actual words said during the NFL broadcast. We just witnessed history, folks. LMFAOOOO.
My wife is flying out for the last 10 days of my tour before I record my record, and I have never been more excited in my entire life.
Folks are dunking on this but the injection of Silicon Valley into every aspect of modern life has eroded our shared monoculture in ways that have profoundly destabilized society.
Folks are dunking on this but the injection of Silicon Valley into every aspect of modern life has eroded our shared monoculture in ways that have profoundly destabilized society.
Cannot be repeated enough that these are the same pigs who sat in the hall as kids were massacred at Uvalde
Cannot be repeated enough that these are the same pigs who sat in the hall as kids were massacred at Uvalde
Congrats to Joe Biden & Democrats — your relentless support for Israel killing 34,000 people has resulted in a historic anti-war movement (led by the young people who are supposedly your base) & the arrest of protestors and journalists which you warn will happen under Trump
Congrats to Joe Biden & Democrats — your relentless support for Israel killing 34,000 people has resulted in a historic anti-war movement (led by the young people who are supposedly your base) & the arrest of protestors and journalists which you warn will happen under Trump
Fitting that Elon's one real lasting legacy will be forcing robots to show their boobs to everyone on this website.
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Associate Dean for Graduate Education Elizabeth Dunn spoke at the faculty gathering.
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Associate Dean for Graduate Education Elizabeth Dunn spoke at the faculty gathering.
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It was initially hard to find this record because DeKalb spelled Fohlin's name wrong.
DeKalb, Georgia court records show Fohlin, the Emory professor seen on video being thrown to the ground and handcuffed by an Emory police officer for expressing concern at the violent arrest of a protester, was jailed for 11 hours and charged with "Battery Against Police Officer"
White woman, world renowned academic, brutalised by cops in full view of video cameras and arrested. They still lied on court records about the event. Now think how often cops lie about those without similar privilege
DeKalb, Georgia court records show Fohlin, the Emory professor seen on video being thrown to the ground and handcuffed by an Emory police officer for expressing concern at the violent arrest of a protester, was jailed for 11 hours and charged with "Battery Against Police Officer"
Dorothy Hoffner gained international adoration for becoming the oldest person to eve skydive at age 104 at the end of 2023. Sadly she died in her sleep few days later at her home in Chicago.
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School will be out for summer in 4 weeks man, they could’ve just rode it out. But they can only punch the police brutality button, I guess they either need a scapegoat or enemy going into the election or they panic bc of challenge to decaying imperial policy, its just so reckless
How else do you really explain this level of escalation. You’ve got snipers on rooftops, kids getting tazed and beaten up, it’s such a visible escalation they don’t even have the bullshit pretense of “looting”, the only conclusion you can draw is they want at least a death or two
I do think the Dems and the liberal technocrats who run these institutions want kids to get killed, maybe not consciously but logically, their whole thing has curdled so so badly, they genuinely hate the youth because they hate the future. They are now basically a death cult too
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