Dumb Caleb @dumbcaleb
Caleb is dumb Joined March 2020-
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Just 3 friends enjoying a cup of tea
Just 3 friends enjoying a cup of tea
Listen to @whatsitpod
Today @davetotheross and @calebsynan are renaming FLY ME TO THE MOON. But what if it was by AC/DC. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: RIDE ME TO THE MOON
They’re like $10… just pay the $10
Today @davetotheross and @calebsynan are renaming BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F. But what if it was in the MCU. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: COP MAN: HOMECOMING
In 2002 this was considered a 40 year old man and his nephew
In 2002 this was considered a 40 year old man and his nephew
Today @davetotheross and @calebsynan are renaming A QUIET PLACE. But what if it was directed by WES ANDERSON. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: THE DELIGHTFULLY SILENT ABBOTS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Well I’m not doing anything without my coffee
Well I’m not doing anything without my coffee
Today @davetotheross and @calebsynan are renaming TWISTERS. But what if it had a COLON IN THE TITLE. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: TWISTER: THE COLLEGE YEARS
Watching old movies is fun because for some reason in 1967 everybody was like okay fine we’ll talk normal
If you wouldn’t wear a dress for a billion dollars you’re out of your mind
If you wouldn’t wear a dress for a billion dollars you’re out of your mind
Today @davetotheross and @calebsynan are renaming BAD BOYS. But what if Chris Rock was in it. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: SLAP BOYS
Do I have to eat the hands
If this was my gold chain I’d shoot every one of those ants
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My opener on a flight
Today @davetotheross and @calebsynan are renaming THE BIKERIDERS. But what if it was made by TIM BURTON. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: MR. HANDSOME ABD VROOM VROOM MACHINE
Today @davetotheross and @calebsynan are renaming THE CROW. But what if it was a ROM COM. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: THE CROW ACTUALLY
Today @davetotheross and @calebsynan are renaming WOLF BLITZER. But what if he was GEN Z. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: IT’S GIVING BLITZER
Finally got my old account back after I was suspended in 2020 for pretending to be Joe Biden. Let’s goooooooooo
Finally got my old account back after I was suspended in 2020 for pretending to be Joe Biden. Let’s goooooooooo
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Today @davetotheross and @calebsynan are renaming FLY ME TO THE MOON. But what if it was by AC/DC. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: RIDE ME TO THE MOON
They’re like $10… just pay the $10
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Today @davetotheross and @calebsynan are renaming BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F. But what if it was in the MCU. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: COP MAN: HOMECOMING
In 2002 this was considered a 40 year old man and his nephew
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Today @davetotheross and @calebsynan are renaming A QUIET PLACE. But what if it was directed by WES ANDERSON. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: THE DELIGHTFULLY SILENT ABBOTS OF THE APOCALYPSE
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