DAVE ROSS @davetotheross
please ban me from twitter linktr.ee/davetotheross/ fuck this Joined April 2009-
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SAT 3/9: Dave Ross and Two Friends and Someone Else @davetotheross is back from tour, and he wants to celebrate with friends Jeffrey Lewis, @django, and @irenesmoraless! Come join for a celebration of comedy, losing sleep, getting drunk & coming home! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/y2s7bmk6
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This week @davetotheross and @dumbcaleb are renaming AVATAR. But what if it was written by Ernest Hemingway. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: INTO THE BLUE MAN
What would Coca-Cola be called if it had cocaine back in it? #CocaineCola
Alright, what would The Departed be called if it was directed by Wes Anderson? #WesAndersonDeparted
I’m in Orange County , there’s a kettle bell abandoned on the side of the road
@ChtChatTwitTwat @davetotheross He'll have to ask his discord
Damn…gonna really miss getting 2-6 likes on some of the most brilliant jokes I’ve ever written
What if Twitter ends and I never get to know if @davetotheross knows what day it is???
i wish @155pod would have @davetotheross on. he would be a perfect guest
Anyone else having trouble getting through to customer service? I’m not verified and I don’t know why.
pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)
@davetotheross Really wish I had stayed consistent with my reply of “yes” over the years. I’ve let myself down.
@davetotheross The day it gets burnt down Dave. The day it all burns to the ground!